Woah

Woah 😨

Commish 🥴👌

"and a child shall lead them"

***INTENSE CHEERING***

I think Children of the Corn is inspired by the Children of God cult, which is still (I think, but hopefully not) active to this day. Usually leaders of cults would be the gods. But David Berg was the prophet like Moses. The cult was entirely about sex, which is comical because of the highly religious sounding name. Atleast, I think it was entirely about intercourse.

I'm about to cry from this revelation.

Special tags : @gettingthebitches @rainywinnerpeach @k-at-kat @rainbowgr1lledcheese @brains4ne

Three screenshots of Malachai's back view!!

Meanwhile, that other screenshot..

A little freaky zeeky 2nite but who gives a shit

- ̗̀♱ about me ! (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)

🜏 | name : jules / malachi /j /or not / nimrod

🜏 | age : rather not say

🜏 | gender & sexuality : transmasculine 🏳️‍⚧️ + bisexual ♡⁠˖⁠꒰⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠⑅⁠꒱

🜏 | languages : english / french / filipino

- ̗̀♱ interests

🜏 | music : rock (soft rock, hard rock, etc), metal, swing, blues / bands(or singers) : MSI, AM, Gorillaz, Slipknot, System of a Down

🜏 | video : movies: Children of the Corn, The Omen, Harry Potter series, Jumanji, Central Intelligence / shows: Young Sheldon

🜏 | games : Roblox, Minecraft, GL2, Lucius

🜏 | fandom (pls talk to me if you are in any of these) : Children of the Corn, Shadows House, DunMeshi / Delicious in Dungeon, Lucius

- ̗̀♱ movies

🜏 | genres : horror, comedy, fantasy

🜏 | subgenres : religious horror (COTC and The Omen specifically), sitcoms, slapsticks , sword and sorcery fantasy, high fantasy (epic fantasy)

- ̗̀♱ extra

🜏 | dms/frqs : allowed

🜏 | socials : your_gilmoreboy in discord and your-gilmoreboy on yt (i don't post... yet), malachiboardman in roblox

🜏 | my dumby wumbies (friends) : @k-at-kat @brains4ne @bernkastel11 @rainywinnerpeach @rainbowgr1lledcheese (if you're ever uncomfortable being on this tag page, please just tell me and I'll take your tag down immediately)

🜏 | people I watch : Kubz Scouts, Kristian PH, yenuuki

🜏 | fave bible quotes and where they come from: Zechariah 13:1 • The Shepherd Struck “ Strike the Shepherd and the sheep will be scattered; I will turn my hand against the little ones. ” — Malachi 13:1 • The Priests' Polluted Offerings “ A son honors his father, a servant his master. If I am a father, where is my honor? And if I am a master, where is my fear? ”

🜏 | fave bible facts: Isaac was circumcised when he was eight days old.

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