Isa: Kai Told Me That Brown Is Just Navy Orange, And I Have Never Been Moredisappointed With Something
Isa: Kai told me that brown is just navy orange, and I have never been more disappointed with something I agree with.
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Job interviewer: And where would you see yourself in five years' time, Isa?
Isa: Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening.
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Isa: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, he’s also tried to kill me.
Kaylee: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.
Isa: Can I ask you for a favor?
Jake: I would literally die for you, but continue.
Isa: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.