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i have died everyday waiting for you, so look me in the eye.

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Isa: Kai Told Me That Brown Is Just Navy Orange, And I Have Never Been Moredisappointed With Something

Isa: Kai told me that brown is just navy orange, and I have never been more disappointed with something I agree with.


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2 years ago

Jake: Light travels faster than sound.

Isa: This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.


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2 years ago

Jake: 2032 is going to be my year, you just wait.


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2 years ago

Job interviewer: And where would you see yourself in five years' time, Isa?

Isa: Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening.


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2 years ago

Isa: If you want my advice-

Kai: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your boyfriend. Multiple times.

Isa: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, he’s also tried to kill me.

Kaylee: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.


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2 years ago

Isa: Can I ask you for a favor?

Jake: I would literally die for you, but continue.

Isa: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.


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