Isa: If You Want My Advice-

Isa: If you want my advice-

Kai: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your boyfriend. Multiple times.

Isa: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, he’s also tried to kill me.

Kaylee: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.

Isa: Your call is very important to us. So please enjoy this 40 minutes flute solo.

Jake: *starts playing the flute*

Isa: It’s not the best, but it’ll do.

Jake: Light travels faster than sound.

Isa: This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Isa: Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.

Jake: Last week, Isa tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet "because it worked for Nemo".