This School Is Not Real Im Cooked

this school is not real i’m cooked

i love calling mutuals by their name + username like their username is their last name. it's so funny to me

I don’t know what’s funnier, Tommy finally snapping or Logan Paul posting private dms thinking it makes him look good when all it does is make him look like a shitty friend

Nevermind, he’s only 29, his frontal lobe hasn’t fully developed yet😔

i remember reading about shark fin soup on a magic treehouse book as like an eight year old, it pissed me off so bad for like a week all i’d do to every new person i met would be infodump about how mean shark fin soup was 🦈🦈

YALL I JUST LEARNED THAT WHEN SHARK FINS GET HARVESTED FOR SHARK FIN SOUP THEY CUT OFF ALL THE FINS BUT THEN THROW THE STILL ALIVE NOW QUADRUPLE AMPUTEE SHARK BACK IN THE WATER. LIKE AT THAT POINT WHY WOULD YOU NOT JUST KILL THE SHARK. WHAT THE FUCK HUMANITY

everyone talks about coming together as the queer community but what about when i’m trying to convince one guy in our gsa local chapter INFORMATIONAL discord server that no, his name cannot be ‘tall purple femboy twink’ in the server because administrators have access to it and will shut us down and for safety reasons. everybody is doing it. and then he insists that it’s his preferred name and we’re being transphobic (he is cis). this is not feeling very peace and love on planet earth, shayne.

The capsaicin slowly coursing through my veins

Ouch, my tummy hurts