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Please don’t get a mastectomy. You are clearly not making a sound mental decision. Genuinely do not have an elective amputation that is entirely unnecessary. Do not permanently remove a functioning healthy body part because you hate your body. Your feelings may change one day but you can never have your body parts back again
not only am i going to get my tits cut off, i’m going to enjoy it the entire time. i’m going to get off on it. and after i’ve enjoyed the intentional, erotic dissection of my flesh, i’m gonna go to the beach. and i’m gonna take my shirt off to show off the scars where they cut into me, and i’ll laugh so fucking hard. and when i laugh, stranger, it’s gonna be at you.
Ok y’all, I need you to drop links for free binder services. It’s November which means that parents won’t think it’s odd for their children to request that they not inspect packages. They’ll simply assume it’s a present for whatever holiday they observe. So please do your part by dropping links in the reblogs and trying to get this seen by those who need it
edit: k, so I mean this in nicest way possible. Liking isn’t going to help anyone. This isn’t just for me, other people need these links. If you if you can’t/don’t have the energy to find and post links to ACTIVE donations. Please at least reblog so someone who follows you can. Please and thank you <3
Hey bro,
Do you have any tips on how to start working out? I've looked up transmasc workouts, but they all seem super hard and I end up giving up after a few days. I have pretty bad chest dysphoria, so I feel like if I work out and get more muscles it will help because a) my chest might get smaller, b) the shape of my chest would probably look more masculine if it's more muscular, and c) if I have big arm muscles then it's more believable to say that my chest is just big pec muscles
So yeah, if you have any advice for something easy I could start with, that would be awesome. If not that's also fine, and have a nice day dude
This is a response to an ask I answered awhile back that is a good starting point (link)
The unfortunate reality is: workouts are supposed to be hard. Muscles don't grow unless you push them. What you can do though is make sure you're pushing them in the right way by knowing your limits, starting with low weight and once you can do 15 reps on that weight, moving up by no more than 5 lbs.
If you're asking more routine wise, what I would do on an easy week is
Day 1: Shoulders, Biceps, Triceps, one exercise each for four sets
Day 2: Rest
Day 3: Back, Chest, two exercises each for four sets
Day 4: Rest
Day 5: Abs, Legs, two to three exercises each for four sets
Day 6 and 7: Rest
Yet another disclaimer that I am not a professional, just some guy on the internet. Check with a professional if you can.
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pspspsps ga’hoole fans, this book was my white whale as a kid so when i found scans of it i put ‘em in a pdf and uploaded it to internet archive, enjoy :3
GUYS. DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN WRITE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE FICS ON AO3
Note: I am by no means a professional in health or otherwise. This is personal experience. I made this as a metaphor to help my parents understand me better.
natural voice change
Lower
Boom Your Voice
How to deepen your voice naturally
How to talk with a deeper voice
How to deepen your voice (pre-t) Voice masculinization
Vocal androgyny in speech and singing
This Phone App Helps Transgender Users Change The Pitch And Tone Of Their Voices (buzzfeed article)
Higher
Voice Feminization
Pitch, range, resonance, depth
How to develop a female voice
Feminine voice techniques
It's so weird talking to people who's view of "here's the way life is for everyone" is shattered as soon as they talk to someone with disabilities (physical, mental illness, any). Like you'll say you'll have a problem and instead of helping you they'll argue with you about how you're not actually facing that problem. Like,
Me: Hey, I'm really struggling to find a job and a part of it is my resume. I was depressed & psychotic during highschool so I didn't do anything to gain skills or achievements to put on my resume. I also don't have anyone to put as a reference. What can I do?
Them: You can add your skills, hobbies, clubs you're in, and different volunteer work you've done! You can also get your teacher as a reference.
Me: I already know what to put on a resume, my issue is that I don't have things that I can use. Also, I'm in my mid 20s so I don't know if I can put my highschool teacher as a reference.
Them: Well if you're a part of a church or an activity group, you could add that. Also, think of any projects you've worked on in the past.
Me: I already know you can put these things on a resume. I'm not looking for suggests of things I've already done, I'm looking for what I can do now if I haven't done anything.
Them: There's no way you didn't do anything during highschool?? What about some odd jobs you definitely did for extra money, like babysitting or mowing the lawn?
Me: I spent all of highschool either in modified classes or in bed doing nothing - not even hobbies, what about that do you not understand?
And then you talk to someone who's also disabled and they're like "Here's a bunch of jobs you can do from home that don't pay much but look good on a resume, here's some free online courses that also look good on a resume, here's how you can be making small amounts of money in the meantime, here's some things you can put besides a professional reference, and here are your rights if your future employer tries to take advantage of your disability - which you probably shouldn't tell them about unless you need accommodations."
And suddenly my will to continue trying returns!
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if you're scrolling tumblr right now because you're struggling to complete a project or assignment, take a moment to do the following:
get up and grab a resealable plastic (ziploc) bag
fill it with warm water from the sink
it will probably be somewhat difficult to fill it with warm water from the sink. youre taking a break. don't worry about it. trying to fill up the plastic bag full of warm water even though it's silly and slippery and soaks your hands. it's part of the fun
when it's full, go show someone. tell them you filled a bag with water. when they touch it, they won't expect it to be warm, and they'll tell you "ooh, it's warm!" you know this though. it's a little surprise for them
enjoy the warm water bag with them. it's fun. it probably won't spill if you sealed it well. hold it with your hands. press it against your face-- it's relaxing. jiggle it around a little bit. feel the nice, plasticky-warm texture. it's the warm water bag. it's the bag filled with water and it's fun
when you're done, take a pin or other sharp object (a pen works, but pins are best!) and bring the bag back to the sink. poke a hole in the bag with the pin. the water probably won't come out very fast. poke more if you'd like. maybe try dragging the pin across the bag and see if you can make a cut. poke many holes in it. it's fun!
throw the bag away when you're done. youve just relaxed with the bag of warm water
congratulations! try to go do your project again and you might find it easier. and if not, you've made a few water-bag based memories, or at least had a laugh or two :)
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everyone talks about coming together as the queer community but what about when i’m trying to convince one guy in our gsa local chapter INFORMATIONAL discord server that no, his name cannot be ‘tall purple femboy twink’ in the server because administrators have access to it and will shut us down and for safety reasons. everybody is doing it. and then he insists that it’s his preferred name and we’re being transphobic (he is cis). this is not feeling very peace and love on planet earth, shayne.
for reasons unknown to even me i have just went into the youtube search and searched ‘youtube’, expecting youtube’s built in search bar to direct me to youtube.
this school is not real i’m cooked
this school is not real i’m cooked