How Would You Describe Yourself In Four Characters

“How would you describe yourself in four characters”

Me af:

Yes I’m fucked up I know

@i-used-to-wear-the-fedora @nonbinarycaitlyn @its-a-goddamn-ass-race

Regarding that last reblog:

If you're in the US PLEASE call your state reps and tell them to vote no on the RESTRICT act (look up your senator here, and your house representatives here). It's a blatant act of censorship that WILL affect the entirety of the internet (you think anti-net neutrality movements are bad? This is worse). Your call doesn't have to be long, but it is key that your reps know you will fight for their losses in the next primary if they vote in favor of this bill. Reasoning with their "human sensibilities" doesn't work with people in that position, you must threaten their power. It would help if you could convince your family members to do the same (if they are a conservative/republican just ask them if they're okay with "a socialist like Biden being able to censor your Internet." It worked on my uncle and he is very conservative).

I would like to thank the Percy Jackson fandom for the reason that neurodivergent people are infantilized on a daily basis as well as R*ck R*ordans shitty rewrite on ADHD and Dyslexia and making it like superpowers not actual disorders people suffer from on a daily basis while most of the characters act like neurotypicals.

Dear Senator __,

I am a United States citizen [if you are a constituent of their district, say that instead] writing to vehemently oppose your current initiative to censor more than 150 million Americans by banning our personal use of TikTok. Your decision to co-sponsor the RESTRICT Act will go down as the single biggest mistake of your entire failed political career. With this choice, you will send many of us over the edge. Your choice to co-sign a fascistic move to censor free speech and assembly—our Constitutionally-enshrined First Amendment rights—will cost you millions of votes from betrayed Americans of every age group. We are Americans with small businesses and side hustles on this app, which many of us operate despite already being employed. We do this because inflation rates are at an all-time high, and eggs cost nearly a dollar-a-piece, and you all are saying “let them eat cake” while you’re blind to the mobs growing restless in the streets. You are stripping away our communities and our voices and making a mockery out of the process of civic engagement. We know you don’t care about listening to us, so we’re speaking the only language you can understand. Continue to support this outrageous legislation, and we will. vote. you. out. This choice can only end badly for you, and it will backfire. So look outside at the dirty, angry, writhing mob in the street and WAKE THE FUCK UP.

Kind Regards,

.·:*¨¨*:·. SLASHERS REACTIONS TO THEIR FANDOMS !

✧ SYNOPSIS . . . how different slashers react to their fandoms [requested but I accidentally posted it oopss]

✧ FEATURING . . . patrick bateman, vincent sinclair, bo sinclair, billy loomis, billy lenz, stu macher, brahms heelshire

⤷ patrick bateman

okay this is going to be fun

his (already huge) ego gets boosted sm by the like “sigma” edits and shit of him

not to be cliche but the “I bet paul allen doesn’t ____” sort of comments make him feel so high and mighty

and seeing how many people find him hot? god he would become even more insufferable

BUT HERES THE FUN PART

he delves more into the patrick bateman edits and stuff and that’s when he finds the satirical shipping, cutesy edits, etc

he sees himself and the word “babygirl” put together and has a full blown meltdown

god I’d be so funny cause it’s literally 50/50 in the fandom so he couldn’t separate one from another if he even tried

AND THE SHIPS

oh, he would just be gagging at the louis x himself ships

idk I feel like he would go “take this down now 🤬”

he’s so edgy 12 year old boy yk

AND THE EDITS

patrick practically passing out when he seems himself edits with anime blush and cat ears

his masculinity was already bruised by the ships and now this?

he 100% posts some of the edits about him on his socials

he also sends the links to these vids to people he dislikes to prove his “fame”

the fame goes to his head but he gets humbled when he sees everyone calling him “my pathetic malewife bbg ❤️”

⤷ vincent sinclair

I just love vincent sm and so does his fandom

I have not once met someone who hates vincent

he is so insecure and humble and just deserves to see everyone complimenting him and his wax figures

he loves his fandom to say the least

and they absolutely adore him trust

definitely gets confused by some of the compliments he gets

example a: “If he doesn't want me to slut him out, why waist so slutty?”

^^ yes I did find that on here

is in disbelief ppl can find him attractive let alone say things sexual about him

he has rlly rlly low self esteem okay

if he ever tried to interact with his fandom online I have two different directions in my head

IS AWFUL ON THE PHONE

typos and everything

but it’s so sweet

“THank yu 🙂”

he has big fingers and struggles to type ^^

or if he gets adjusted it’s perfect grammar

“I appreciate you for this. Thank you so much.”

hes just a big ol boy getting the praise he deserves

⤷ bo sinclair

this one is a bit tricky

he isn't too phased by the compliments unlike his brother

he knows he hot

so “daddy” “so hot” compliments r not new to him

BUT I think stuff like “I want to see him whimper” will make him feel VERY FLUSTERED

but he doesn't get a bigger boost in his ego

I feel like it doesn't go to his head cause he is already pretty confident in his looks yk

but seeing people appreciate him for his personality?

it definitely gives him more hope that he's worth more than his looks

this one is short but he wouldn't interact with the fandom

like he seems so Facebook dad to me

basically he is tolerates his fandoms

it's nothing special

⤷ billy loomis

ANOTHER TRICKY ONE

billy is so tricky for me tho

honestly it goes to his head

seeing ppl in awe about him ^^

he’s a slasher fan too so he is more active in other fandoms if that makes sense

but does like to delve into theories and discussions about ghostface and the scream franchise with members of his fandom

rlly enjoys knowing he is considered one of the “well known” slashers

honestly he feels threatened by danny johnny from DBD because when u search ghost face a lot of content surrounding him pops up a long with stu and billy

he loves the fame basically

I do get the feeling he hates the image ghostface has tho

like the “thirst traps”

he's just the type of guy who calls people “posers” and “fake fans”

so that rlly irritates him

if you know a lot about slashers/ghost face he's chill

he likes his fandom but there’s definitely outliers with the people who know ghostface but not who’s behind the mask

he wants the notary

⤷ stu macher

LOVES HIS FANDOM

he loves being worshipped by his fandom

all compliments, all fanart, all of it he loves

teases Billy sometimes about the posts

sends scream memes to his friends

feels guilty tho when he sees vids and his and Tatum’s relationship

like that’s the only downside for him

he responds to fans, tells “insider” stuff, etc

Stu is very active in his fandom

he thrives off of it essentially

definitely set up a cameo or something at one point and says his iconic lines from the movie

+ try’s to get fan service out of Billy

hes like an obnoxious youtuber

REPOSTS EVERYTHING

edits? yes

fanart? yes

fanfic…?

yes.

he’s not rlly sad either that billy gets more attention than him cs if you love stu you LOVE stu

calls his fandom “machiacs”

cause macher + maniac

but he does think he’s more famous than he actually is

like if someone doesn’t recognize him he’ll go “I’m THE stu macher”

fanservice king!!!

⤷ billy lenz

no shame at all

he will repost smut/hentai of him

loves his fandom cause they’re as equally as horny as he is

but I think he does see that he is desirable in more ways when he finds like fluff imagines

loves his fanart the most

he would try and redraw the fanarts but they turn out horribly

he 100% try’s to interact with his fandom

key word is try

he doesn’t type but does the voice to text thing

so all his replies and post end up

JEJSNSBSHSISJJSNS *insert heavy breathing* HSHDNDJSJSK

his poor phone can’t keep up :(

he doesn’t understand the fandom but he loves them

“billy boy my beloved ❤️”

^^ those are his favorite types of fandom interactions

⤷ brahms heelshire

refuses to have internet

straight up refuses

but I feel like he's the only one who would dislike his fandom

and j mean actively dislike

if he saw how many people call him “stinky wall boy”

Let's just say he would have a fit

only thing he would like is people saying he's better than other male characters

but literally that's it

hates everyone and everything about his fandlm

he thinks of them as lowly or without class

its just best if he never finds out about his fandom

✎ notes . . . I rlly js wanted to do patrick but I actually had a lot of fun doing the others!!

How different slashers would react to the Babygirlification of themselves on tumblr dot com.

(Slashers included: Patrick Bateman, All 3 Sinclair brothers, Brahms Heelshire, Billy Loomis, Stu Macher, Billy Lenz, Bubba Sawyer, Thomas Hewitt, Freddy Krueger.)

Nsfw! Extremely stupid dumb! This is x reader format!

Patrick Bateman:

He saw an edit of himself in cat ears and he proceeds to PUNCH his windows 98 behemoth of a computer. It hurts his knuckles and it's YOUR fault. You've made an enemy on this day. He proceeds to stalk your account and googles repeatedly on dialup internet, ur blog name and "location". Patrick also attempts logging into your tumblr but he’s maxed out the password guesses. He wants to go to a lan cafe in hopes of using every computer to try and log into your tumblr. Somebody tell him that’s not really a thing anymore. 

Bo Sinclair:

Loves it. Loves every single post talking about how hot he is, he's absolutely jerking off to the posts. Then he sees (1) post about how he's peggable and then he sees another post calling him babygirl and then he's lost his boner and is seethingly, barkingly upset. Like what's WRONG with yall! Who raised you!!

Vincent Sinclair:

He's flattered by the fan art, shy to look at anything that shows his face. Vincent doesn't get the babygirl thing at all. Is he supposed to be offended by it? You're not bullying him, are you? He reads some post about you wanting to suck his soul out of his dick and wanting his body to compact like a capri sun and his hands are genuinely shaking as he closes the website. That's enough internet for the rest of his life.

Lester Sinclair:

Squinty eyed, mouth sorta hanging open, Lester reads some post about how he's "skrunkly" and he definitely gives good head. He kinda rubs his mouth and sniffs, trying to decipher all of this internet lingo. Lester understands about 30% of it but he gets the general idea that you think he's super cute and that just makes him feel like he's walking on sunshine. Talk about an ego boost! Not only would you WANT him to eat you out, but you're writing dirty things on the internet about it? Lester feels like he's a million feet tall and he's been spraypainted gold.

Brahms Heelshire:

Loves!! it!! Post anything about him and that's like a marriage proposal smh. He's a little embarrassed about the sheer amount of thirst, but he's been up for like 48 hours red eyed just reading content and looking at fanart of himself. He sees some post about you wanting to give him a hug or hold his hand or something and he's just feeling REAL lonely. He wants that SO bad. Call him babygirl all you want, if that's your pet name for him, then it's his favorite thing that he's ever heard. You want him, don’t you? You’re not just SAYING he’s babygirl right? You mean it right? Right?

Billy Loomis:

Your inbox is exploding with awful, mean messages. The anon is calling you a slut and a whore and blah blah blah, he's sending long-winded paragraphs about how you should watch what you say online and he's gonna kill you. Why's Billy doing this? Oh because you wrote a fic about eating his ass and how he’d cum in less than a minute untouched and whining. You called him a poor little meow meow and reblogged some vid of a ghost face cosplayer in all pink dancing to an annoying pop song. Billy’s a very eloquent writer when it comes to his lengthy descriptions of how he’s gonna cut you to pieces.

Stu Macher:

Every single post about a generic ghostface, Stu just decides to think that's about him. There's fanart of ghost faces in cat ears, in skirts, in hot pink slutty outfits and he thinks every single one is great. He's obsessed with the fanfare! Stu’s obsessively searching his name, reading all the thirst out loud to anyone who will listen. He read your post about how his dick must be massive and he's tried to DM you a dick pic but tumblr auto-flagged it and now his account is pixelated and marked as nsfw. He also responds to every single ghost face thirst post with a bunch of emojis and it's kinda spammy. U accidentally block him.

Billy Lenz: 

To Billy, the word babygirl is stupid, thinks that all the piggy whores must be incredibly stupid and slutlike to call HIM babygirl. But! He’s very entertained by the fanart, Billy likes all the art that makes him look like a weird little creature. He responds to things here and there, but it's mostly keysmashes and corrupted text. No matter how soft or well-intentioned your posts are, you proceed to get spammy comments from a blank account, things like D̷̫̪͓͚͌̿̔ư̷̬͈̻̠̫͂̈́̒ṁ̴̧̛̭̩̼̌b̴̢̝̘̜̒̈́̏ ̴͎̻̩̓͝w̴̨̮͎̘̘̋̿̎͛̋h̶̪͎̳̗̉̈́̕͜͝o̵̝͔͛̄̏͐̚r̶̢̥̦̺͆̌e̵͔̩̫͂!̶̳̺̖͈̽͒̓̾́  and P̶̡͉͕̳̞͆̎̇̕ḯ̸̡͓̮̬̈̋̍g̴͉̅̎g̶̱̥̀̕y̵̡̝͇͘ ̶̛̖̔̀͂̂s̸̨̈́͂̕l̸̘̈́̈͘͝ǘ̶͚͓͎͆͋̒t̷̥̺͑̾͗!̶̜̹̗̌́ . The text is so corrupted you can’t even tell that he’s insulting you? Thankfully the comments and messages cease in a week or so because Billy drooled so much onto his laptop that the entire thing shorted out.

Bubba Sawyer: 

He’s giggling squealing grunting. Dude sees edits of his face where he’s got pink blush and flowers on his head, he thinks that he looks very pretty!! He’d very much like any of those silly costumes that he’s been drawn wearing. Dress him up, do his makeup! He’ll love it! You made some post about how you think he’s so big and handsome and he’d be so nice to cuddle and his hands are so big compared to yours, Bubba read it over and over and over. Somehow, he accidentally posted a very blurry photo to his blog with a keysmash username and tumblr removed his blog because of gore. This is very distressing for him lol.

Thomas Hewitt: 

After reading approximately (1) post about wanting his juicy fat man tits in your mouth, Thomas is suddenly very aware of the way his body is shaped. He’s been called a big, hulking freak for so long that he never thought at someone would be attracted to the way he looks. Slowly and using his finger to trace the words, he reads a LONG-WINDED thirst post about himself. There's several comments agreeing. Each comment is dirtier than the last. These are words he's never really comprehended before and this is honestly a little overwhelming. Then he reads a post about how you think he’s PRETTY and he’s very babygirl. This out of everything makes his face get hot and he’s done with the internet for now. He’s got a lot to think about.

Freddy Krueger: 

One of your posts was making fun of him for being a dirty old man. You really should’ve kept your mouth shut about that. He’s seen enough on your blog to really put together a grand ol plan on how to really fuck with you in your dreams. The more he stalks your blog, the weirder the posts get. He saw an edit of his glove where instead of blades, it was tipped with long sparkly acrylic nails. You’ve edited his hat to be a pink cowboy hat, you’ve given him hair once? You call him babygirl in every single post and he’s just titteringly excited to see if you’ll SCREAM babygirl when you see him.