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Gods if this isn’t true idk what is
Me: *starts a new series*
Me: *becomes intensely invested in this new series*
Me: *dedicates my entire existence to this new series*
The series: *ends*
Me:
THEYRE SO FRIKIN FRAKIN CUUUUUUUTTTTTTEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Ok so question, how do you actually read them because I keep getting these prompt pages with what appears to be Hebrew to me.
Hobbit-Kink Meme Roundup #1 (1/7/13)
Due to this being our first one, I will be covering fills from ¼-1/7. Please tell your friends/fillers to post in the fill post–I love you guys, but for my own sanity I can’t go through every prompt post to find the fills. This took me 2 hours to do ;;
A/N: Listed in no particular order, obviously. Hit me up if you have an questions or concerns. I am a mod of H-K, so you can always find me here on tumblr if you have questions. Triggers will be listed as best I can. I will NOT be listing Incest–the familial relationships are well known enough. You know what’s coming if you pick those pairings.
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To whomever paid for my coffee at the Scooters Drive Through Internet Cafe this morning:
You have made my day, I work a call center where people are total horrid assholes both on the phone and not, and found out we’re now going to be required to wear a uniform. Mondays are the worst, even though I try to begin every day with a positive attitude, today it wasn’t going that way. Some days are easier than others, but I can never thank you enough for giving me a positive start to the day.
-Sincerely
The One Having an Episode
Can someone please make this a whole ass series please? I need this to breath right now.
Kíli, to The Company: Hey guys, wanna play a game?
Fíli: Sure. What game?
Kíli: It’s called “The Company Or Food”. I tell you things Bilbo has said, and you have to guess if he said it to us or food.
Thorin: This doesn’t sound hard at all.
Kíli: You sure? Quote one: “I would die for you.”
The Company:
Thorin, under his breath: Fuck.
Keeping this for later purely bc I’m on a Hobbit marathon fixation rn and can’t stop it.
worst behaviour ⭒ part one
summary: steve and bucky break your number one rule: no playtime without mommy’s permission
pairing: sub!steve x reader x sub!bucky
warnings: swearing, steve and bucky call reader ‘mommy’, steve eats reader out, pet names, male x male smut
word count: 2.4k
a/n: this is part one of two! hope u enjoy!
Bucky can’t sleep, his head wracked with thoughts of you. His cock is achingly hard in the snug material of the sweatpants he wore to bed. You’re sound asleep next to him and on the other side of you is Steve, who snores gently. Bucky sneaks a glance at you laid there, your skin glowing in the early morning light; he can’t the way his hand palms over the bulge in his grey sweatpants at the sight of you. Bucky’s blue eyes can’t leave your supple flesh as images of him on his knees eating your sweet pussy out for hours flash through his mind.
“Fuck!” Bucky lowly groans as he kneads his hard cock through his sweatpants as you stir slightly in your sleep moving an inch, enough for the material of the thin vest you’re wearing to move and Bucky gets a peek at the soft flesh of your breasts.
“Shit! Fuck!” Bucky practically whimpers at the sight, his sweatpants are getting uncomfortably tight and his cock is painfully hard and needing release.
The sound of Bucky’s moans and sweet little whimpers entice Steve away from his dreams of sucking your tits and tasting the sweet nectar of your milk. Steve wakes confused and startled as Bucky’s moans get louder as his hands slip under the soft material of his pants grasping his thick cock and slowly jerking his hand over it, his hips bucking into his flesh hand instinctively as the familiar rush of pleasure waves over him.
“Buck?” Steve rasps out, his voice thick and full of sleep, his eyes adjusting to the light as he focuses on the sight of Bucky sitting up in bed next to you, stroking himself as he focuses on your body.
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Noooo I wanna read it! It won’t pull up for me 😭😭
Everything For You
Prompt/Summary: What if Kili could grow a full beard, but kept it short for some reason?
Pairing: Kili x Reader
Warnings: fluff, Fili’s a little out of character (?)
Word Count: 1,625
A/n: I’m participating in @sdavid09’s “What If” Challenge, and this is one of the prompts I got. I’m sorry it took so long. Enjoy reading! :)
„Well, I’m much better at archery than you!” Kili told his brother with a grin on his face. This little war of arguments between these two had been going on for a while now.
It was late at night. Most of the dwarves were already sleeping. The ones that were still awake sat around the fire together, listening to Fili and Kili making fun of each other. Most of their arguments just had you shaking your head.
“Good for you but who’s the one better at hunting, hmm? I’ll give you a hint, it’s not you.” Fili told his brother, which made everyone around chuckle.
“He’s got a point there.” Dwalin, who was also still awake, stated and nudged Kili playfully.
“That may be, brother. But tell me this, who’s better at talking to the ladies? Me! You get all awkward and nearly shit your pants when a girl is only looking at you.” Kili laughed and pointed at his brother.
You let out a slight chuckle as well but quickly stopped yourself when you noticed, that Fili looked a little hurt.
“Ok boys, maybe you should stop now, don’t you think?” you asked, interrupting Kili who was still laughing.
“Wait y/n, I have one left.” Fili said and looked at his brother. Kili immediately shut down and glanced at his older brother, anticipating.
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If you didn't want to be assimilated into my found family then you should have killed me when you had the chance
If you didn’t want to be assimilated into into my found family then you should have killed me when you had the chance
I forgot.
Anyone else ever have the serious problem of not knowing which fandom you want to read fan fiction for and you just sit there staring at all your Wattpad stories contemplating life? No? Just me?
Gods I just love toxic patriarchal Anglo Saxon Christian environments where feeling good about yourself and showing a *little* more than usual warrants the most judgmental tone claiming “thAtS vErY sExY” you will ever hear in your life when there are half naked people around.🙃😡
Bru. The frick does it matter if they have bad grammer? Not everyone who’s first language is English has perfect grammer either. I bet if you took your anon off your writing is full of mistakes especially for ones not in your mother tongue.
Is English your first language? I’ve noticed how bad your grammar is while reading your writing and I just wanted to know.
No. English is not my first language. I'm working hard to improve my writing skills so...
So that it doesn’t get lost in my likes I’m repinning this so I can come back to it.
Masterlist
Here’s my masterlist, lovelies! All of the fandoms I write for are linked below :)
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I really love when people fucking throw pissy fits because I kindly point out something that fucks with my obsessive disorders and how they could fix them. Thanks. Cuz my social anxiety and depression totally doesn’t literally torture me enough.
Reblogging because I want to keep this at the top of my lists but don’t want to scroll through my likes.
stephen strange masterlist
(gif is mine. please do not reuse.)
Cardiac Arrest (in progress)
Doctor Stephen Strange never expected much of anyone except, well, himself. But he certainly had the lowest of expectations from the new head of pediatric surgery who wears flower crowns and Hello Kitty bandaids.
Yet, when you propose an intriguing offer, Stephen can’t help but admit that it would look good for his record to save a few kids. Good thing he found out you were in a long-term relationship before he invested too much time into you. Otherwise, he might have become attached…He just might have.
Ch 1 | Ch 2 | Ch 3 | Ch 4 | Ch 5 | Ch 6 | Ch 7 | Ch 8 | Ch 9 | Ch 10 | Ch 11 | Ch 12 | Ch 13 | Ch 14 | Ch 15 | Ch 16 | Ch 17 | Ch 18 | Ch 19 | Ch 20 | Ch 21 | Ch 22 | Ch 23 | Ch 24 | Ch 25 | Ch 26 | Ch 27 | Ch 28 | Ch 29 | Ch 30 | Ch 31 | Ch 32 | Ch 33 | Ch 34 | Ch 35 | Ch 36 | Ch 37 | Ch 38 | Ch 39 | Ch 40
Stark Naked & Strangely Embarrassed (in progress)
When Tony Stark and Stephen Strange started competing for your affections, you thought of a more pleasurable way to break the tie between them. They, however, seemed to be more fixated on competing with each other than competing for you. You draw on your powers to help the two egotistical idiots see the error of their ways.
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Mystic Shadows (complete)
You take a generous offer to work at Metro-General as the new head trauma surgeon. Sure, you and Stephen Strange were best friends during your medical residency. This should be easy, right?
Unbeknownst to you, Fate has different plans. You and Stephen end up in a car accident together. By no mistake, you each choose a separate path to pursue the mystic arts. Yet, everything is not as it seems.
Ch 1 | Ch 2 | Ch 3 | Ch 4 | Ch 5 | Ch 6 | Ch 7 | Ch 8 | Ch 9 | Ch 10
One Shots
Stephen’s Heart (platonic from Tales of Alchemy; but can be read romantically if you so desire) Stephen tells you he’s ready for you to look at his hands. The question remains: can you heal him?
Interrupted (from 50 Kiss challenge) sexy times with the doctor get interrupted.
Spell of Protection (from 50 Kiss challenge) Ten years ago you joined Doctors Without Borders but were taken hostage by a terrorist cell. The compound gets invaded by a mysterious crew of heroes. Amongst them is a man you never thought you’d see again: Doctor Stephen Strange.
It Started with an Apple (platonic or romantic) Stephen spends all of his time in the library. You tentatively check in on him to make sure that he knows food exists: learning something new about the doctor in the process.
Please Don’t Teach Me (from 50 kiss challenge) Stephen is determined to teach you martial arts so you can protect yourself. You can think of infinitely more enjoyable ways to spend your time with him. But he refuses to yield. Too bad he forgot that your namesake means strength…of stubbornness. You might as well give your older brother a show for when you prove the doctor wrong.
Please Don’t Surrender (sequel to Please Don’t Teach Me) You see Stephen’s hands in a dramatically different way than he does. Maybe this difference of opinion will actually help you agree on something for once.
Refuse to Let Go (from the 50 kiss challenge) You left New York after your break-up with Stephen. But Metro-General reached out with an even more promising offer. Perhaps he can start to make things up to you?
The Fate of the Planet Rests in Stephen’s Trembling Hands (not reader insert) Stephen stumbles upon the weekly meetings of his mentors. But his quest to eavesdrop doesn’t go as expected: causing even The Ancient One to bend her own rules and ask for a redo. The three of them will have to find a new way to blow off steam after spending a week teaching the arrogant doctor.
Drunk Off the Fifth Dimension Stephen returned from the Fifth Dimension in a less than functional mental state. You each have ONE objective on the brain. Unfortunately, they are not the same end goal. What will it take to get this drunk sorcerer to bed?
They Should Fix the AC (from the 50 kiss challenge) The AC in the hospital’s skill lab is broken. But you’re determined to hone your craft regardless of the heat. Stephen stops by to offer you a bit of unsolicited advice and ask you his one lingering question.
Nervous Wreck Stephen’s sour mood has only gotten worse in the past few days. But when he resorts to telling off a ten-year-old selling cookies, you have no other choice but to interrogate his cranky demeanor. Lucky for him, you know him pretty damn well by now.
Anybody know where I can get a Captain America inhaler key ring pouch? Please, just got prescribed inhalers and I really want one.
Ok y’all, tip from a scheduler at a hospital. We can’t do much. We don’t have the ability to overbook drs and nurses and we sure as hell can’t just look over our shoulder and talk to them. We’re not medically trained, can’t give you advice, don’t need to know your whole health history, and frankly ew. Telling us all about it doesn’t magically give us the power to cancel someone else’s appointment and give it to you. Sorry but what we give you is all we can give you.
Headcanon that Harry Potter wizard/witch can go into fictional worlds and ends up changing them all in the most simple of ways like going to Middle Earth and teaching them how to use gunpowder to make a bomb to blow up Isengard/the armies of Uruk-hai or like going to New York a week before the attack of the Chitauri and telling them a nuke to a mothership will stop a war.
I wish I had that much fun.
With them.
All the time.
Oh look, my otp cuddling
Hey so what if we called it flirtumblr instead of tumblr because of all these smooth as hell people I keep seeing in the Pinterest posts? Cuz I want to find those smooth people to flirt with me cuz I’ve never been flirted with before.
Don’t you just love our fucking society where you can’t even complain about something or feel like shit about something without feeling guilty about it or feeling like you don’t have the right so you just feel worse so you don’t say anything?