Someone Asked Me About My Retirement Plan. I'm In My Mid-30s, And When I Answered "a Bottle Of Vodka

Someone asked me about my retirement plan. I'm in my mid-30s, and when I answered "a bottle of vodka and a tall bridge," they laughed. I did not.

So I just watched this, and I love it, which prompted this creative brain fart. Imagine being the smith who forged the ingots. 2000+ years ago, magic, still wild and fully in the world. And as the smith works, each ingot he makes gives him a glimpse into the mind of who will use it. Houses, weapons, ammo, tools. And then you get a glimpse into the mind of this guy building a shield against things you can't even begin to comprehend. Heck, we're living now and I'm pretty sure you could fit all the people in the world who truly understand this stuff on a decent sized boat. :)

anime skills

On the list of useless life skills, I genuinely appreciate the ability to click forward an episode of an anime within 5 seconds of the OP ending.

This lives rent free in my head and every now and again I'll spend half a day with it stuck in m brain.

This is honestly, mildly terrifying. And she's not talking about enough restraint either. :D

This too lives rent free in my head.