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I love watching shows where you just KNOW the character designers are furries

It’s refreshing

Like yeah, you made those weird rainbow dogs, bestie

Chewing this up in my head/pos/pos

do you ever think about how Wukong, someone who has been manipulated and backstabbed by Azure, and was targeted because his youthfulness/inexperience made him more impressionable, had the instinctual reaction to protect the youngest members of his current group the second he processed that Azure was involved/in front of him?

in this shot, featuring everyone standing back as they process Azure "coming to their rescue", Wukong is to the side and to the back of the group.

and in the very next shot, he's in front, standing directly in front of Mei and putting his arm protectively in front of MK.

because of how MK is at the head of the group you could say Wukong was protecting everyone. but due to the positioning of the shot and how close he looks to be standing next to MK, it instead comes across to me as him protecting MK & Mei specifically.

from Azure.

someone he knows to have targeted the youthful in the past because Wukong was that youth. adding insult to injury, because of how similar they are, MK would probably fall for the exact same tricks that Wukong did when he was younger. if you think about, because of Azure tricking him into helping him save the rest of the brotherhood, he may have already fallen for one or two of the same tricks already.

I wonder if bugs think about me as much as I think about them

I work at a gas station, and here are some

Gas Station Quotes

“You know oli, with the recent drug busts I think they arrested all our customers”- my 60+ yr old coworker, who is a very sweet old lady with ‘the grandma voice’

Older man: “Hey babe, how you doing”

Me: “pretty good, how about you Pookie?”

“I think our delivery driver is kinda Babygirl”

“You mean Mark?”

I just wanna be a funny tumblr man with my minesweeper bf

I like my own posts because i’m funny and who’s gonna stop me?

The cringe police?

Honestly once u get tits slip and slides are 60% less fun

My Mega Flappin Slapping Go Yapping Big Honkers are not gonna feel good slapping against the ground

Oh yeah, that UV Unwrapped Wet Condom is really gonna slide my E-cup ass nice and smooth

I sure would love for my Funky Big Ole Man Titties to pop out of the tiny lil bikini top I’m wearing

I sure do love a Super Soaker level of water between my tiddies

And only between my tiddies, btw, while my belly is scrapped against that chapped polyester

I love how the Girls™️ angle the ice cold hose water into my eyes

A deaf lesbian that reads lips

A deaf lesbian that reads lips

I love him so much, he’s suck a stupid goober look at him go

He started as a Genshin oc but I might just straight up do random art of him now

A story

this article is behind a paywall but i'm obsessed with the headline + photo combo

Not again

use more olive oil

I am young, but I feel more like a 2000 year old vampire whose rethinking all the bad moments in his life.

My wife, Charlie, left me 400 years ago and then passed away from gorging herself on fine cheeses with her new husband Rodrick.

I don’t crave blood anymore, all I crave is vengance

I was trying to decide what to have for dinner and didnt realize I misspelled corndog till cornsog

I hate that you have to jerk the ketchup bottle like some condiment slut

I gotta do my civic duties and reblog

Anyone else ever move their bed to the center of their room, no walls touching it on all four sides, just to spite the gods.

I crave glass

Writing prompt but I’m terrible at writing: two role playing geeks in high school get sucked into a mythical world. They think they’re gonna get hot elf babes, or some sexy female knights in super shitty amour. They travel on, leaving the normal world behind them. They see a tavern. They walk in expecting to see some half dressed hot babes. As they look around they realize something is very wrong. The women are in awesome armour, full body with helmets and cool spikes. And the men are in bikini armour.

If you haven’t eaten an entire box of saltine crackers with nothing but flat root beer to wash it down, have you really lived the American dream?

Generic NyQuil is like cheap vodka for toddlers