Things About The Umbrella Academys Childhood Weve Been Told:

Things about the Umbrella Academy’s childhood we’ve been told:

Viktor used to cry when the others stepped on ants 

Diego told Klaus that he would grow pubes if he licked a battery when they were 8

Luther used to marry Viktor’s action figures; Viktor caught him doing that

Ben and Diego made Allison’s Teddy say “Luther smells Dad’s underwear” 

Klaus broke his jaw when he was 12 years old after falling down the stairs trying to walk on Grace’s heels

After Five went missing Viktor would make sandwiches for him and leave them on the ground with the light on 

Allison rumored her way into a soccer club 

Diego and Klaus huffed paint together in the basement 

Luther wanted to go to summer camp; Reginald told him he would never go

have you eaten yet? (ArvenxReader)

Summary: You’re everywhere, always, helping everyone all the time because you’re as kind as you are strong. You saved the academy and you saved Paldea and helped him out too, what with those Herba Mystica, so Arven wants to show you how much he loves you give back in the way he does best! Everyone loves homecooked meals, right? So why can’t he spit it out so that’s why the words so often falling from his lips are

“Hey, little buddy! Have you eaten yet?”

Word Count: 6173 Warnings: Game spoilers Author’s Note: this was sprouted from shower thoughts!!! Oughgh I love arven!!!! Just thinking about what your little journey could be like from his perspective AND IF HE WAS FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU .but also has inner conflict bc this guy really needs a hug. please enjoy!! :) - missusk

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“Have you eaten yet, Arven?” came a call from the lighthouse.

“No!” the child said enthusiastically, bounding up the dirt hill to his dear father. A Maschiff was hot on his heels, panting alongside the boy after their rigorous game of fetch-and-chase. The sun was beginning to set, with rays of gold glimmering on their toothy smiles.

“Well come on,” Dad chuckled. “Let’s cook together before I have to get back to work.”

“Okay!” Arven replied, giddy with anticipation in what he’d get to cook with his favorite person in the whole wide world. What would it be today? Pasta? Curry? It’s been so long since they last ate together, and now they can cook together too?!

“You didn’t peek at that new book, did you?” Dad asked from the lighthouse. Arven faltered in his run home. Whoops, he didn’t put the storybook away correctly, did he…?

“Uh-“

There came a chuckle, then a tousle of his hair as Arven finally reached the threshold of their small home. Arven clung with sticky fingers to his father’s dress pants in a quick apology.

“Well, that might’ve spoiled it, but let’s read from it together after dinner, shall we?”

“Okay!” Arven said through a now-guiltless grin, kicking off his boots as they walked together into the lab. “Can we have sandwiches?” He hoped that sounded like an innocent, totally random request, and certainly not inspired by a storybook he didn’t steal a glimpse of earlier that day when Dad was busy.

“Of course, my son.”

Those words were so seemingly inconsequential at the time, but as Arven sits drumming his fingers on the doodle-smudged desk, watching the second hand of the clock tick-tick-tick by, he only wished he remembered more of those seemingly inconsequential times. He heaves out a sigh – whatever, those thoughts haven’t gotten him anywhere before, and it’s not like anything would change by thinking about it more today.

“Phones away, please,” came Mr. Saguaro’s voice, interrupting Arven’s hazy sepia-toned memory like a shock of bright blue. “Before we begin class, I’d like to introduce our new transfer student.”

Oh? A new student in this part of the term? That was interesting enough to draw his attention away from missing his dad the hangnail he kept picking at.

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The Imarri or Plains Dragon, shown here in the nude for reference and documentation. They wear clothes, don't worry.

The continent of Har Fang has no native apes and has been isolated from the rest of the planet for millions of years. The Plains Dragon was the first species to achieve sapience here, separated into two populations by a mountain range, the Anorri and the Imarri.

Also called "Lesser Dragons" or "Winged Fire Drakes", though the Imarri consider these names insults, having being used by the Anorri to diminish them and elevate themselves as "superior beings".

The Anorri, having found a powerful source of shaping magic, rapidly advanced technologically and mutated themselves to the point that they looked nothing like their Plains Dragon ancestors or Imarri cousins.

When the ice wall started advancing, most of the Anorri perished, and those that managed to flee into modern known Har Fang violently displaced the Imarri out of their ancestral lands.

The Imarri today are found in scattered populations along the southern edge of Har Fang in areas deemed too resource poor to settle by the Anorri.

While it varies from culture to culture, and even individually, most Imarri today are neutral to friendly towards humans. As long as one does not intrude on their territories without prior warning and does not steal any of their already meager resources, they see no reason to despise humans.

An exception to this is the Badlands, also known as the island of Ketcharri. There, a culture emerged containing both Imarri and Humans as equals.

The same courtesy does not apply to the Anorri, who mostly see them as primitive savages at best and pests to be eradicated at worst.

Trainer calling Laventon and Cyllene (separate) mom/dad 👀👀 platonic of course

Went with the “first time calling them mom/dad and it was accidental but then the person being called mom/dad starts to see reader more like family” type trope simply because I love that trope.

Laventon

-> The first time you called him dad was while you two were updating the pokedex. You had just got done clearing an outbreak and as you two were about to head to Jubilife, Laventon mentioned you coming to get some potato mochi with the MC and Rei/Akira (the other protagonist that you didn’t pick at the beginning)

-> You had meant to simply accept with a “sounds fun” but before either of you knew it, a “sounds fun, thanks dad” slipped out and Laventon nearly dropped the pokedex he was holding in surprise. You weren’t sure how he took you calling him dad since he had tears in his eyes but the big grin on his face relieved you a bit

-> Even weeks later, it was obvious Laventon was still excited about you calling him dad. He would often refer to you as part of his family and he’d subtly brag about any accomplishments you’ve done in the field too (ex. “My kid managed to complete 5 whole pokedex pages without breaking a sweat” or “My kid is so cool, they caught a different colored pokemon recently”) 

-> The walks to whichever part of the region the Galaxy Expedition team went to next were also filled with dad jokes (they may be bad dad jokes but I headcanon that Laventon would full embrace the role as dad) but you wouldn’t trade any of those moments for the world

Cyllene

-> Similar to Laventon, the first time you call her mom involved the pokedex. You had gotten enough research points to get another star and your next task was to get said star from Cyllene

-> When you had gotten permission from Cyllene to enter, the words “Good morning/afternoon/evening Mom” slipped out before either of you could speak. You had quickly tried to apologize and cover it up with a “Ma’am” instead but Cyllene simply dismissed it as a slip-up after realizing it was nothing more than an accident, and gave you your next star. As you turned to leave, you could’ve sworn you saw a rare smile on the captain’s face.

-> That one day had appeared to be the end of story considering neither of you brought it up again but it wasn’t. Some things you started to notice as time went on was Cyllene being slightly less blunt with you or her Abra teleporting to you with some potions and extra pokeballs before leaving. 

-> It wasn’t until she accidentally called you her family during a meeting within the Galaxy Team that it started to happen more often. She would often drop by to check on you even though she claims she is just checking on your progress with the pokedex or even let you be the only one to relax with her in her office if you would like to. (If you ever fell asleep in her office, she would even have meetings outside so you would not be woken up)

Super super dumb Pokémon legends Arceus AU/fic prompt where Akari is Giratina.

Arceus sees Giratina causing problems and creating space time shift and dragging people through and is not happy, so is like ‘You broke it you fix it’ and copy and pastes Dawn’s body shoves Giratina in it and just yeets them down.

Giratina/Akari losing their memory and being really confused, also not sure how-to human properly.

Them just going through everything as normal, no one really noticing apart from Pokémon when about to attack stopping because they can sense somethings off, and all the Pokémon lords/ladies just being like ‘The fuck are you?’

They get more confused when Akari accidentally uses Giratina powers. Some people/Pokémon get really confused.

Ingo still totally adopts them and when he finds out is just like ‘Yes still my kid’ and returns back to Emmett like ‘Yes I am back form the past, here meet my child they are an amazing trainer, saved hisui and is also Giratina’

Volo has NO idea what’s happening he keeps trying to summon Giratina and nothing happens Akari keeps having her phone ring but no-ones there. They only realise when Volo challenges them tries summon Giratina and their phone rings.

Bonus:

Summoning Arceus is just them screaming at the sky like

‘YOU FUCKING DICK GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!’

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