Dense Characters Who?

Dense Characters Who?

Arthur: Merlin? A Wizard? he would have a higher chance of taking out a dragon

Adrien: Marinette's just a friend, yes she looks exactly like Ladybug, but so does Kagami, It's just a coincidence, she can't possibly be Ladybug

Draco: Harry? The love of my life? please, Malfoy's don't love

Harry: Fixed glasses? Don't know them

Catra: What, do you want me to say something? My undying love for Adora, and the pain I felt after she left me and I realized she was a princess, and my unhealthy way of using anger as a means to project it? That's preposterous

Ruby: A full proof plan? We tried that, it failed, so now we fail in style

Usagi(Sailor Moon): I wonder who Tuxedo Mask could be

All of the sailor scouts: Blonde hair, blue eyes, bunhead? the princess cant possibly be Usagi.

Bloom: [has fire powers]

the Winx: Ya'll see something?

Everyone is basically my Yellow!

procrastinating sucks. Everyone knows this. What sucks is having your entire workload glare at you, while you try so fucking hard to ignore them, making yet another playlist for everyone you care about, when your music taste is basically non-existent. But will I continue to do it? yes.

Doing my forgotten work is the future, sad me's problem <3.

We love him for it though

Takemichi out here proving that yes, you indeed do not forget your first love. Can't blame the guy, Hina's precious.

Having been friends with Nora all his life, prepared Ren for the absolute chaos that was Jaune Arc, and you can't tell me otherwise.

The Jealous Model

Just imagine Adrien experiencing both waves of pride and jealousy, while he watches Luka perform on stage. Happy that he can hear the song Luka worked months for, get the attention it deserves, screaming along with the crowd, while Nino shakes his shoulder, while he repeats in his mind: That's my fucking boyfriend!

Then comes the attention. The fans that would meet him afterwards. Luka would smile towards him him sadly, before turning to take a picture with another fan. Adrien was used to being on the receiving end of many fan signings. He knew how tiring it was. But, he would be lying if he said he wasn't jealous. He wanted to lay over Luka's back like a cat, and hiss at everyone. But he wouldn't. That still didn't stop him form sulking as Luka walked him home.

Adrien's just a silently, jealous, pouty boyfriend.

Rwby Rants

Ruby, gushing about Wiess: My girlfriends Wiess-fucking-Schnee, she would freeze all of you with zero hesitation. She has tried to stab me many times! Her Semblance is out of this world!

Emerald and Blake about to let go of some suppressed rage:

Emerald: Yeah? Well, mine leaves for long periods of time, coming back with a bottle of issues, emotional manipulation and the autumn maidens power, and a chick with an umbrella!

Blake: Bitch, my girlfriend has anger issues, using her prosthetic as a weapon to make things go KABOOM!

Qrow: My boyfriends dead.