You May Be In Her Dms, But Im Throwing Figs At Him To Get Him To Notice Me. We Arent On The Same Level.

You may be in her dms, but i’m throwing figs at him to get him to notice me. We aren’t on the same level.

-Achilles about Patroclus, probably

“Because that’s how it got all our previous humans !”

You reply, trying your best to reason with the upset human who recently joined the crew.

“A lot of our predators will count on your large amount of trust to approach and kill you,” you add, while the other crew members attempt to put the monster back in its cage.

It arches its back and hisses, before running towards the human again.

Your human crewmate picks up the animal off the floor, before protesting;

“Seriously, i don’t see what you think is so dangerous about a cat.”

“IF NOT FRIEND, THEN WHY FRIEND SHAPED!?” the human cries out after you denied to let them pet your homeworld’s most dangerous predator.

I had a dream the greeks built a fort on the beach, and there was the space to build three towers. Achilles had said that they should build three small towers, one for him, one for Odysseus and one for Agamemnon (or Patroclus ? Idk).

Then Achilles died and Agamemnon started to build one huge tower for himself only.

I woke up and thought, “that is so Agamemnon.”

Now i wanna see a wizard cook and use his gun to stir his soup

Everyone thought that the mass-production of Firearms would render Magic obsolete in battle, but Spellcasters have adapted. Instead of casting from a wand, most mages now cast from their gun.

Feel free to add suggestions i’m running out of ideas

Hell yeah i did

Achilles: *walks outside shirtless*

Agamemnon: “Hey topless”

Achilles: *starts violently sobbing and has to be physically restrained from killing Agamemnon*

“You don’t have to rub it in that Patroclus is dead !”

Agamemnon: “…what”

Patroclus, in ghost form: “drag him babe”