I Had A Dream The Greeks Built A Fort On The Beach, And There Was The Space To Build Three Towers. Achilles

I had a dream the greeks built a fort on the beach, and there was the space to build three towers. Achilles had said that they should build three small towers, one for him, one for Odysseus and one for Agamemnon (or Patroclus ? Idk).

Then Achilles died and Agamemnon started to build one huge tower for himself only.

I woke up and thought, “that is so Agamemnon.”

Me: *dies and arrives in front of Hades*

Hades: yeah you’re going straight to Tartarus.

Me: what? But i’ve never done anything bad enough to get sent there !

Hades: *pulls out this post*

Me: yeah fair enough

Me: *dies and arrives in front of Hades*

Hades: So. Crushed by a bookshelf, huh ?

Me: yeah but that’s not the point. Wanna hear my best pickup line ?

Hades: um, sure ?

Me: When they die a lot of people go down to you but now that i’m dead imma go down on you. *winks and does finger guns*

Persephone: *throws me down to tartarus* Ain’t no way i’m letting you flirt with my husband, bitch.

Now i wanna see a wizard cook and use his gun to stir his soup

Everyone thought that the mass-production of Firearms would render Magic obsolete in battle, but Spellcasters have adapted. Instead of casting from a wand, most mages now cast from their gun.

Feel free to add suggestions i’m running out of ideas

What if i shipped your body to a desolate and fucked up explorer

while you were exploring each other’s bodies I was exploring this desolate and fucked up space ship

As long as Hector lives, Achilles cannot die.

Hector is like a barrier, keeping Achilles from the underworld, and keeping Achilles and Patroclus together.

But suddenly, Patroclus dies.

And as long as Hector lives, Achilles cannot die.

Suddenly, Hector becomes a barrier, keeping Achilles from the underworld, and keeping Achilles and Patroclus apart.

That is what Hector did to Achilles.

He kept him from his love.