Nonsensefunsense - Bookdragon64

In Iron Mans defence, he is kind of very much dead in the second movie so I'm not sure how he would've fixed it himself.

On the other hand, Dr. Strange has absolutely no excuse.

There are lots of frustrating things about the MCU Spider-Man movies, but the worst part is in each one the plot has nothing to do with Peter Parker. You can literally describe the plot of each movie without mentioning Peter or Spider-man:

Spider-Man Homecoming: Tony Stark's company used their power and connections to steal work from a local businessman, who turn to crime to make a living.

Spider-Man Far From Home: Tony Stark created a deadly drone army (again) and a disgruntled former employee hatches a plot to steal control of it.

Spider-Man No Way Home: Dr Strange rushes into doing a dangerous spell he doesn't fully understand, and it goes wrong because he didn't take five fucking seconds to fully figure out what the spell was supposed to even do first.

Some MCU asshole living in a mansion creates a big mess, and Spider-Man has to spend the movie fixing it.

Arthur and george is not a ship I'd ever think I'd see

Arthur: so, the council asked me to get married

Merlin: uhu

Arthur: can you believe it? They were so demanding too!

Merlin: *skipping page* of course they were

Arthur: They want me to marry like - a rich blond princess!!!!

Merlin: aren't all princesses in Albion rich and blond?

Arthur: not the point! Merlin, I can't get married to any of them!

Merlin: then don't.

Arthur: I'll disappoint the court

Merlin: let them be disappointed

Arthur: I feel like you're not taking this seriously

Merlin: My mistake. *Puts book down* revenge marry! A - I dunno - poor, black haired - what's the opposite of princess?

Arthur: *staring at Merlin dumbly* omg, you're right! You'd be perfect!!!

Merlin: ...

Merlin: excuse me, WHAT?!

Netflix: we canceled dead boy detectives

dbda fandom:

KEEP GOING GUYS YOU CANNOT GIVE IN TO THEIR CAPITALIST BULLSHIT NUMBERS

Later in this event, Jade mentions how Floyd loves eating fried octopus balls...

The more I learn about these twins, the more I become extremely concerned for Azul.

That's probably how he exactly pictured it

It would be hilarious if instead Merlin being as slick as he thought, everyone just thought they fell in love with him, cuz we all know Gwen had a crush on him, and Arthur did too

Arthur: I thought I was just having a gay experience when I saw Merlin's eyes glow, but turns out, he's actually a sorcerer