The Case In Which We Save Dbd

The Case in which we save dbd 🗣❗️

Words from On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous by Ocean Vuong

the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (don’t question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they’re proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk

thinking about Netflix's recent decision, and I genuinely reckon that if Stranger Things were to be released now, it would be canned after one season too. It's hard to generate a large follower base when a show doesn't even have its production company's support, but Netflix has proven that there is a market for YA, sci-fi, and fantasy. Shows like that just need the promotion and dedication they used to receive. By abandoning so many projects early on, they're just shooting themselves in the foot...

I mean... Isn't that just how society and businesses are structured nowadays??

Some billionare screws up, the low level employees get fired and the rest have to fix it while overworking themselves, and barely able to have an actual social life.

There are lots of frustrating things about the MCU Spider-Man movies, but the worst part is in each one the plot has nothing to do with Peter Parker. You can literally describe the plot of each movie without mentioning Peter or Spider-man:

Spider-Man Homecoming: Tony Stark's company used their power and connections to steal work from a local businessman, who turn to crime to make a living.

Spider-Man Far From Home: Tony Stark created a deadly drone army (again) and a disgruntled former employee hatches a plot to steal control of it.

Spider-Man No Way Home: Dr Strange rushes into doing a dangerous spell he doesn't fully understand, and it goes wrong because he didn't take five fucking seconds to fully figure out what the spell was supposed to even do first.

Some MCU asshole living in a mansion creates a big mess, and Spider-Man has to spend the movie fixing it.

I like to imagine that the supernatural community in London are all just collegively waiting for Panyeland to get married.

Like they're all completely convinced those two boys are dating but because of time period prejudice don't say anything. But everyone is just waiting fir when they announce their engagement.

The witch who owns a flower shop keeps sunflowers, red roses and forget me nots on standby ready to make bouquets at any second.

The ghost costume designer has designs upon designs of their wedding outfits at the ready for then too look over and chose to form in to. (Taking age and period times into account)

The immortal bookshop owner has paper ready for invitations, because the entire supernatural community has been waiting for this.

The seer portrait artist always keeps a few days of each season open as those boys never match with her visions and she wants them to have an image of their wedding day.

The Night Nurse is also completely absorbed in this as well, prepared for when she must give in some solved cases late so they can have a good amount of time for the wedding and honeymoon.

It's somehow a complete shock to Charles and Edwin when they do eventually get married that so many people turned up. All people they knew on the basic surface level but all care for them and want them happy. To know there's people who care about them in their afterlives. It's wild.