Narnianwizard - Unequivocal Dumbass

I did that thing where I stay up all night and obsess over An Idea for my Life and do a ton of research about The Idea

This time I convinced myself that I need a pet mouse even though that is a terrible idea (I can’t even keep my own house clean, where do I get off thinking I could keep a mouse’s house clean too?)

Talking about Shakespearean plays reminds me of a funny story from english class my freshman year of high school

We were reading Julius Caesar as a class and different people were assigned different roles to read aloud

Anyway this one guy got to the line “What, Lucius, ho!” (as in “hey, Lucius, where are you”)

Well apparently this guy had never seen The Incredibles or read Harry Potter because he did not know the name Lucius

And so this teenager said, in front of 25 other teenagers and our teacher

“What luscious ho!”

Needless to say, we all died laughing, including the teacher who was probably also regretting her career choices

I wish I had someone to go wandering around stores with and look at all the fun seasonal decor, I get anxious going places on my own but I want to go to all the stores

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ok so i do have adhd but i feel as though this somehow transcends it. I just made a cup of tea 10 minutes ago. Im in a very small room. It has disappeared. I didnt leave the room. It just escaped. It is gone. It never was. Wheres my tea. It couldnt have gone anywhere and yet it has. Did i drink it and eat the cup and forget? Where is my tea. I miss her. This is fucked