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I have to...😵

“what if kids identify with something and it ends up just being a phase-?” good. stop teaching and expecting kids (and adults honestly) to formulate permanent traits and ideas of themselves. everything in life is a phase. that doesn’t make it any less legitimate while you experience it. let people explore themselves and know it’s okay if what you think about yourself changes.

civilian AU where soap consistently frequents this one flower shop after he had very quickly gained a crush on the owner, ghost, after the first time he visited.

originally, he’d just gone in for one bouquet, something for his sister’s wedding—but then he sees tall, blond, and mysterious behind the counter, gets obsessed with the delicate way such large hands wrap and trim flowers, and decides then and there that he has to win this guy over.

so soap starts coming back. makes up excuses for occasions needing flowers (his wallet is not all that happy about it, but he doesn’t care), then returns either later in the day or the day after to say plans fell through, then offer the flowers to the man—simon, his name tag says—because he knows there’s no refunds.

at first, soap is pretty certain simon just recycles the bouquets and arrangements. sticks a discount on them and calls it a day.

but then soap notices a vase, tucked out of sight unless you were standing right at the counter—a vase, of which, starts containing the bouquets that soap returns.

soap starts leaving little notes hidden in the flowers, then, and they start talking more, and it all comes to a head when soap finally decides fuck it, a just goes for it.

over the course of a few months, he’d sneakily gotten simon to tell him all his favourite flowers. so, soap goes in one day as usual, picks them out, and waits for his arrangement.

simon looks a bit crestfallen when he asks the occasion, and soap tells him it’s for a date. but soap is then relishing in the blush that spreads across simon’s face the moment soap hands the flowers right back, and asks him to dinner.

obviously soap doesn’t stop buying him flowers after that. but at least now he didn’t have to make excuses—and it makes his heart flutter every time he walks into the shop, now that simon has begun leaving soap’s bouquets out in their vase on full display for everyone to see.

Ghost Rider Au

ghost, covered in blood: haha it’s fine, i’m fine, everything is fine

soap: si, i mean this in the nicest way possible; you are the most mentally fucked up person i have ever met

Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

Nowadays movies can cost millions and have the most state of the art effects in the world and still not hold a candle to an 80s movie with a budget of $20 and a few pieces of cardboard and slime because they don't have the earnest whimsy and sincerity to make me believe, they don't trust their own storytelling prowess or the audience's ability to suspend disbelief and fill in the gaps

Some of yall needed to hear this

Credits to @/mattxiv on Instagram

She lies on the bed, lazily raising one of her long, hairy legs and pressing it against the wall, admiring how it looks. She brushes her hand through the hair on her calf.

Simon takes a moment to catch his breath after their intense morning make-out session, his lips pulling into a playful smirk as he looks at her. He then raises his own muscular, extremely hairy leg, bringing it closer to hers, deliberately letting the hair brush against each other.

She lets out a scoff and shoots a skeptical glance at his hairy leg.

"Oh, really?!"

He laughs and continues being lighthearted, replying with a chuckle,

"Mine's more fluffy"

She rolls her eyes in mock annoyance, but can't help but shiver at the sensation of his hand on her calf.

"Yeah, yeah," she says, pretending to be exasperated, "but then why are you rubbing mine, huh?"

He continues to stroke her hairy skin with his calloused fingers, his voice low and intimate as he replies, "Because it's softer."

Doing artfight for the second year in a row and I want more ppl to fight so hmu, the user is the same as it is on here

<3

Kinda wanna pick up writing again. Haven’t done it since I was in middle school but I’m constantly finding myself lurking for drabbles and short fics that simply just…don’t exist or don’t suit Exactly what I want when I realize that I could just…make the content I enjoy??? Bonkers I know.

It's like we all collectively forgot as a society that friendship and just connection in general takes effort. Even if you meet someone you immediately click with, it takes hanging out about 20 times (!) to become friends. And guess what, some of those 20 meetings might be awkward or unimpressive.

We all want to reap the benefits (having a friend circle, having a partner, getting married) without doing the work (going to events, interacting with people, learning to handle conflict maturely, dating). Myself included. If I could, I'd never leave the house or go on another mediocre date again... except, that's part of the process.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, the cure to the loneliness epidemic is touching some grass and building tolerance for tedious in-person interactions.

Progress and mock ups!!

Tac vest edition

Day and half’s work. In need of velcro but other than that I think the bones are solid. Installed my first zipper pocket which was fun(actually all of this is a first but wth), and I have to figure out how I want to do the straps? Velcro or just like…adjustable buckles and shit idk. And the sides…same issue, buckles or Velcro. I’ll burn that bridge when I come to ig

Obviously I’m not making this to standard, it’s gonna be wonky as all hell but idc, it’s just for show. It’s made out of a computer bag, but the small side pieces are made from an old skirt (lmao) and a purse strap. She’s put together with no pattern, no measurements, just hopes and dreams boys.

Front:

Side and back:

Gonna make a tac vest outta old computer bags bc I’m too cheap to buy one, plus I think it’ll be fun. (Also bc fuck Amazon lmao)

Specifically for ghost but his vest is pretty generic so it’ll work for most cod cosplays that I wanna do

Im also going to make the masks from ghosts, specifically Logan and Keegan’s for funzies

After weeks of weird issues and hassle of getting a new iPad I finally have got my hands on one and was able to do a test piece with my bb gorls

Made some custom play sheets for myself and my younger bros who are going to join me on our first ironsworn campaign together!

Needed something more simple than the official ones considering some of my brothers are quite a bit younger and character sheets can get pretty overwhelming for them. But also I had a blast making these, I’ve only ever altered character sheets b4, for the same reason, little bros don’t need all that.

Got a new iPad.

Realized bc I got a newer gen I have to get a New apple pen. Cry. Realize Further that my none of my iPad cases fit my new iPad. Cry. My old iPad being stupid about transferring procreate files. Cry.

My brother realizing he’s getting handed a free iPad with Two cases, an apple pen, screen protectors, and a keyboard to match: ^w^

Decided to cancel my order of starforged (here me out) to instead get the Whole bundle of starforged + sundered isles.

However, now instead of an early birthday gift…it’s an early Christmas gift. It won’t be getting here till November T^T

Not me getting the dice confused it’s actually two d10s and ONE d6…crying

which means I spent more money than I needed to and now my dice are uneven

Obsessed with a pair of metal d6’s I got for starforged and I’m trying to see if I can get my hands on/make a metal d10 to match

Obsessed with a pair of metal d6’s I got for starforged and I’m trying to see if I can get my hands on/make a metal d10 to match

Ordered all the stuff to play starforged as a bday gift for myself and I cannot wait. Trying to hold off making characters to play for it until I get in. T^T

Cod oc incoming: Callsign: Wraith

-self indulgent oc, ghost’s (begrudgingly) adopted daughter (girldad ghost aye, very Joel & Ellie coded)

-works mainly on stealth, quiet on her feet, a trait you’d think she’d pick up from ghost himself but at home his footsteps are loud as fuck (common dad behavior)

-preferred weapon is a bow (thought katniss was really cool as a kid, will not admit this to anyone that asks)

-wlw, uses she/they. Very in love with her beloved girlfriend, another oc of mine I will get to eventually (laswell’s daughter)

-yes, price Does know of her existence, has only met her a handful of times. That being said, price is the Only one who knows, so imagine the 141’s surprise when mini-ghost walks in and big ghost gives no context. Soap especially, he was freaking the fuck out.

-does ghost keep her secret bc of safety and his own family history? Most likely. Though the secret second reason is because he has a reputation to uphold and wraith would shatter it immediately upon meeting with the 141.

Idk that’s it for now. Just wanted to get her out of my brain and rant abt her 👍

Extra ghost & wraith:

Hi redacted fandom. Here is my contribution.

Anyways, fem!nonbinary darlin.

-uses Strictly they/them pronouns

-aggressively corrects people who purposefully misgender them

-exclusively listens to divorced dad rock

A: "do you have everything packed?"

B: "everything that I need"

A: *looking at nearly empty bag*

A: "and that would be?"

B: "a phone charger and fuzzy socks"