My Backseat Gaming Jorney Continous.

My backseat gaming jorney continous.

So i noticed while we were playing swtor that i was happy with just the same armor all the time (I got it on maybe the second planet and never changed it because it fit the wibe) but my bf fiance would stop after nearly every planet to go on a whole side quest to craft a new outfit so it would fit the story and the weather more.

He is a very stylish guy irl, i actually took a lot of inspiration from him. But i'm strating to suspect that guys just want to play dress up with extra steps, and not just because he literally told me, but maybe, just maybe because he showed me his sewing room in Elden Ring (where he spent the next 10 minutes showing me off his cape collection).

I love this guy so much.

Uncomplete list of dress up games i watched him play:

Red dead redemption 2

Dark souls games

Elden ring

SWTOR

Kingdom come

Cyberpink 2077

Please do recommend more dress up games. I really like helping him find the perfect outfit to ✨️slay✨️ in more than one way.

(Yes i tried to reccommend him some dress up games i like but he really likes getting the new stuff as a reward for his hard work)

So me and my sister showed each other how we flirt and while when she was flirting was funny as hell my turn ended up creating a new version of DnD. Please enjoy the new rules and if you have any other question about this brand new, very shiny version of the game send us 500 ravens or crows (both are good):

How can we calculate the init?

Multiply it by 2 than divide it by 3 and subtract your age. From what? You shoe size.

Do we use max HP?

No, half.

Should we roll out the stats or are we using a point system?

Just throw them out with the diamond shaped dice. But you just throw them out, you don't get them.

So what do i need to add if I want to hit the dragon?

Yes, it's a bit more complicated and not many people knows about it but you take you waist mesurement subtract the number of your teeth and add 2 (that's the tricky part because it's actually the number of your eyes and not just a flat 2).

My sister never played DnD or any other rpg game but i think she had a very interesting take on the classic rules.

I think it puts more focus on the player role playing abilitys since most of their characters will get similar numbers and no stats i guess. Also the half HP will be easy to calculate but make the game a bit more difficult.

Sorry for my grammar. My bf fiance is not here to check it .

Called it!

So i was thinking. We still don't know what Song 21 and 22 will be about in Epic. BUT if we go by the Odyssey and google the list of Odyssesus's adventures (bc i can't force my braind to remember the order) there is exactly one thing between Scylla (and Charybdis) and the Underworld and that's the sirens. So if you ask me here and now i'm pretty sure that Song 21 and 22 are the sirens.

(Obviously whatever happens i'm happy to listen to it i'm just very excited.)

If there's more official information about it or stuff like that sorry for wasting your time and thankies for coming to my Ted talk.

I asked for more information. Because so far we are missing some important informations for combat.

How much damage the dragon gets in case we manage to hit it?

Take the number of pimples you have, subtract one and multiply it by 8.

Define Critical Hit and Critical Fail

Critical Hit is when you end up killing the target with the amount of damage you deal, while a critical fail is when even though you hit the target and it has very little HP left you still fail to kill it. We an also call the later one just "Awkward".

What to do with ability checks? Do we roll a dice?

Rock-paper-scissors.

So me and my sister showed each other how we flirt and while when she was flirting was funny as hell my turn ended up creating a new version of DnD. Please enjoy the new rules and if you have any other question about this brand new, very shiny version of the game send us 500 ravens or crows (both are good):

How can we calculate the init?

Multiply it by 2 than divide it by 3 and subtract your age. From what? You shoe size.

Do we use max HP?

No, half.

Should we roll out the stats or are we using a point system?

Just throw them out with the diamond shaped dice. But you just throw them out, you don't get them.

So what do i need to add if I want to hit the dragon?

Yes, it's a bit more complicated and not many people knows about it but you take you waist mesurement subtract the number of your teeth and add 2 (that's the tricky part because it's actually the number of your eyes and not just a flat 2).

My sister never played DnD or any other rpg game but i think she had a very interesting take on the classic rules.

I think it puts more focus on the player role playing abilitys since most of their characters will get similar numbers and no stats i guess. Also the half HP will be easy to calculate but make the game a bit more difficult.

Sorry for my grammar. My bf fiance is not here to check it .

Tranquil Inquisitor Links

(links below the pics)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 2.2 | Part 3 | Part 4

So after not seeing my baby for months he looks much better