So Me And My Sister Showed Each Other How We Flirt And While When She Was Flirting Was Funny As Hell

So me and my sister showed each other how we flirt and while when she was flirting was funny as hell my turn ended up creating a new version of DnD. Please enjoy the new rules and if you have any other question about this brand new, very shiny version of the game send us 500 ravens or crows (both are good):

How can we calculate the init?

Multiply it by 2 than divide it by 3 and subtract your age. From what? You shoe size.

Do we use max HP?

No, half.

Should we roll out the stats or are we using a point system?

Just throw them out with the diamond shaped dice. But you just throw them out, you don't get them.

So what do i need to add if I want to hit the dragon?

Yes, it's a bit more complicated and not many people knows about it but you take you waist mesurement subtract the number of your teeth and add 2 (that's the tricky part because it's actually the number of your eyes and not just a flat 2).

My sister never played DnD or any other rpg game but i think she had a very interesting take on the classic rules.

I think it puts more focus on the player role playing abilitys since most of their characters will get similar numbers and no stats i guess. Also the half HP will be easy to calculate but make the game a bit more difficult.

Sorry for my grammar. My bf fiance is not here to check it .

So from all the info we currently have about Strahd i will have to assume that his dad abandoned him and his mum when he was a kid and so he feels the need to surrond himself with cool ladies because only they can take care of him (like his mum did (like his dad didn't)) and he just tries to collect more and more so he will never be out of spare mums.

But he should let me date at least some. I need a spare mum too. Like you know. If he can have 4 why can't I date one of them. Am i not a cool enough lady? I would braid their hair all day (i can even braid his hair if he asks me nicely) and help them repair all those wedding dresses.

He should have some empathy. We all have some mommy issues.

(Please do not send me spoilers. We are not done yet.)

Tranquil Inquisitor Links

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Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 2.2 | Part 3 | Part 4

So after not seeing my baby for months he looks much better

Called it!

So i was thinking. We still don't know what Song 21 and 22 will be about in Epic. BUT if we go by the Odyssey and google the list of Odyssesus's adventures (bc i can't force my braind to remember the order) there is exactly one thing between Scylla (and Charybdis) and the Underworld and that's the sirens. So if you ask me here and now i'm pretty sure that Song 21 and 22 are the sirens.

(Obviously whatever happens i'm happy to listen to it i'm just very excited.)

If there's more official information about it or stuff like that sorry for wasting your time and thankies for coming to my Ted talk.

Holy fucking shit y'all.