Capes Are Optional, Too; Ive Never Worn One, They Make Me Feel Like A Tit, But Penny Likes Them. Says

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“Capes are optional, too; I’ve never worn one, they make me feel like a tit, but Penny likes them. Says she feels like Stevie Nicks”

This quote gave me the idea to draw Penny in a cool Stevie nicks inspired outfit. Obviously she looks fly as hell

*sirius walking in on James and regulus*

James: It- it’s not what you think it is

Regulus: It is

Sirius: But you’re my brother

Sirius: And you’re my other brother

Sirius: This is incest

Regulus: At least mother will be happy

(Throughout this whole thing James is just there slowly combusting)

*sirius walked into a closet where James and regulus may or may not have been making out and now the doors stuck*

James: Well this is nice, just the three of us

Sirius and regulus: No!

Sirius: *waking up* Wait so guys I just had the strangest dream

Remus: nope, I’m not listening to this

Peter: *already gone*

Regulus: Not this early

James: I’m listening babe 😍

Sirius: *idk, telling the strangest dream you will ever hear*

Regulus to Remus: are you sure they’re not dating

Remus: they better not be, since I’m shagging one of them and you’re shagging the other

Silence

Sirius: james…

James: *literally running for his life*

Regulus to Remus again: oh delightful

More marauders (but it’s literally just sirius)as things I heard at my great ✨catholic school✨ at some point

- Snape: why don’t you have a crush on any *girls? (*in context it was boys, bc, you know, all girls school)

Sirius: because I’m gay you fucking dumbass bitch

- Sirius: oh, I didn’t do my cool down workout today (starts literally squaring in the middle of class)

This happened

headcannon:

remus and regulus would recreate scenes from the song of achilles in front of james and sirius to make them jealous. it would go a little like this:

remus: name one hero who was happy

remus: you can’t.

regulus: i can’t.

remus: i know. they never let you be famous and happy.

remus: i’ll tell you a secret

regulus: tell me

remus: i’m going to be the first.

remus: swear it.

regulus: why me?

remus: because you’re the reason. swear it.

regulus: i swear it.

*then remus would give regulus a gentle kiss on his forehead*

sirius, furious: james. get your prick of a boyfriend away from mine!

james, jealous: why don’t you get your moony away from my reggie.

remus&regulus: why don’t we just run off together and get married.

james&sirius: NO!