I Just Pictured Neil Being The Narrator Of Todds Audiobooks For Children.

I just pictured Neil being the narrator of Todd’s audiobooks for children.

my uncle (named big michael, you will soon find out why) who is 6’9 (Now You Understand) just arrived to sleep over at our place, i was not informed, there are no lights on in the hall, he has a key, and it is 34 minutes past midnight. So that is all to say, I do think with some certainty, that I am now, officially, the first human being who has come this close to seeing the boogie man in real life, and survived. He unfolded himself through that door frame like a poorly made origami crane from hell.

also i obviously don’t know him but he seems like someone who just trolls people out of fun and then has a tumblr account to look after what ships he has created with how he looks at others

I firmly believe that Rsl is just trolling us with the ”everything doesn’t need to be gay“. Like have you seen him?! The man (especially when he was younger but still) looks and acts extremely fruity

80% tired 20% also tired

When and edit of Robert Leaonard comes across your fyp with that "We're not quite lovers so I tell everyone we're just friends," audio and the caption reads "mlm coded" so you have to watch for a second to see if it's going to be about House or Dead Poets Society

nah bro when is somebody gonna order me food since im to scared- modern todd anderson probably