My Uncle (named Big Michael, You Will Soon Find Out Why) Who Is 69 (Now You Understand) Just Arrived

my uncle (named big michael, you will soon find out why) who is 6’9 (Now You Understand) just arrived to sleep over at our place, i was not informed, there are no lights on in the hall, he has a key, and it is 34 minutes past midnight. So that is all to say, I do think with some certainty, that I am now, officially, the first human being who has come this close to seeing the boogie man in real life, and survived. He unfolded himself through that door frame like a poorly made origami crane from hell.

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"We need more complex female characters" you guys can't even handle Chappell Roan, Real Life Woman with Boundaries

just slept 3 hours to escape life and i wish it’d be always so easy

80% tired 20% also tired

Genderbent Anderperry!! Todd having crooked hair by cutting it on his own, Neil having long hair by force of his father, but wanting them cut short. Not much changed