Lys5ophobia - Danny

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

you know what i love about tumblr

it’s not like those other social media apps where everybody’s chasing to get the most likes or become famous,, it’s just here for people to share their thoughts and connect and cry together

and it’s also for people in niche fandoms involving really old movies — yes dps tumblr i’m talking about you

anyways,, i don’t have any ideas for essays today remember to seize the day xx

from ur favourite drama queen

gays see something with "vampire" in it and hit reblog

no offense but if a hot guy started ordering me around and complimenting me in exchange i would simply… do as he says

R.I.P. to steven meeks but i am exactly the same

Wilson so very pretty reblog if you agree or something hgghgghhgh hgghh