
some form of cryptid, remus lupin wannabe, firkle from southpark and gerry keay enthusiast, poet, philosopher & failure
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Did You Know That Friday 13th Was Meant To Be A Really Good Lucky Day Meant For Fucking Because It Was
did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays
but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.
so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun
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Idk i kinda feel like todd anderson would like tpodg
I have to believe Todd grew up a poet still, just like I have to believe that, somewhere, Neil remains Puck on stage
but now there's condensation on the car windows at night, and the dark comes earlier, and outside is grey naked trees dirty boots crowded cafes red cheeks little bird and oh his stomach aches when he realises it's almost december again, although it is. almost december again every year. and he wrestles with bed sheets and gets a new haircut and weeps and drinks coffee and puts away the mattress after friends have slept over and another year has passed without. without. him. and he is fine and the air is so cold it cuts his throat when he laughs and he laughs and its december and the birds are long gone to warmer places.
Sometimes life rewards your most difficult challenges (school) with the greatest rewards (mac and cheese and video essays)