Ah The King Really Is A Rat Bastard.

Ah the king really is a rat bastard.

If Kingdom of Ash is referring to his kingdom, then great. Can’t wait to see this fucker somehow suffer.

My guess for the second book is that she’ll see the plans slowly unravel and keep track of them along with getting the kings weakness. But of course that has to wait. Knowing it’s going to be stopped at a cliffhanger, I’m going to start on Assassins blade. I really want to know everything that’s being referenced to as well.

Oohh and they gave a hint to her fae lineage through queen Elana’s words, which was cool. I already guessed as much in the beginning when they were in the forest bringing her to the glass castle and she found tiny footprints next to her along with flowers (and of course mentioning the forest and those who used to protect them).

I just want to know more about her parents and the wyrdmarks because how does Nehemia know them but she doesn’t. Especially when since she’s a descendant of the fae. Unless, the fae don’t dabble in those arts and rather use environmental/natural magic.

Anywho im excited. I heard there’s a novella that’s especially heart wrenching and im betting it on being sam’s story with celaena.

I got so excited that it was cain in the underground passageways. I annoyed the shit outta my brother for a good 5 minutes after that 😂

i didn’t even start chapter 42 yet to comfirm im right but, i needed to be hype in case i was wrong lol. Small victory.

I have only three ( i think?) thoughts

Nehimia used the wyrdmarks to gain power for her rebellion

Cain is the one doing the wyrdmarks cuz he’s confident in the thought that he’s gonna win

OR we are being misled and someone who hasn’t been named yet or in the shadows is the one doing the work.

Something is making me point at cain rather than nehemia. She was cold to Celaena when they talked in the library before the ball, but why was she pained the next day? It couldn’t have been for show. As for cain, the fucker was digging at one of the stones a lot of chapters ago. My only concern is that nehemia, even while saying she’s a friend to Celaena, she has yet to even tell her anything even when she knows about what wyrdmarks are.

Also it’s crazy that this is all happening after the king left to do his royal duties. I get that it makes the most sense to do it then, but damn whoever summoning the demons (which is what im guessing is the evil being) is annoying as shit.

Anyway can’t wait for dorian and celaena to fool around. I see that they like each other but with spoilers i know they don’t last 😭. I also know something that gets revealed in later books and im sad that i know that. I already knew she wasn’t an average girl,,, like you the main character ain’t know way u just an assassin, but i would have liked to piece her identity together myself 😭.

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So,, my memory got back and cain was scared one of those days. I can’t remember when but he was clawing at his throat and ran away in front of celaena. So damn it might just be nehemia.

Ah before i forget!!

Mr Dorian highness, please don’t be like Maven Calore(red queen).

I’m hoping your similarities end at your appearance. My black hair and blue eyed boys 😭 and both princes at that. If I have to suffer through the pain of what happened with Maven with Dorian,, I might need an hour break from reading (because i will continue even while in pain 😂).

Just finished empire of storms, dunno if i mentioned this but i gave up on reading eos and tower of dawn at the same time. Every chapter got me invested in both stories so it was a struggle to put down one just to go to the other and vise versa.

I love Elide and Lorcan, can’t wait for him to grovel at Elide’s feet. Manon and dorian are the cutest and sexiest couple no one can change my mind. While Ailen and Rowan just crushed my heart at the end. Cuz damn bro, the angst for me personally was heavy. Lysandra is bestest girl fr tho because even with being upset with the decision she followed through with the plan her queen set.

Onto tower of dawn to see how this one is gonna crush my soul. Only thing keeping me going is yren because she’s a cinnamon roll imo.

so today i tricked my very straight male friend into reading svsss.

okay look, i wasn't planning to at first and it's not like it was completely my fault. he wanted to read it!

i was showing him how badly they fucked up mu qingfang in the donghua by comparing it to the english novel design (he said that mu qingfang went from looking like a soft dilf to a predator registered on the epstein island list). and then, i showed him how different some of the other character designs were like gongyi xiao's ("he looks like he'd be a genshin character" -friend, to eng novel design) and luo binghe's ("lowkey, he kinda gives airbender vibes" -friend, to bunhe eng novel design)

so that was all i was gonna show him, nothing else. but after seeing them, he goes, "these designs actually look hella cool. what's the book called?"

now, do i:

A. tell him the name, eventually revealing that it's a danmei when he looks it up?

B. just straight up tell him that it's a danmei?

C: don't tell him the name just yet, spill the summary, get him interested, and tell him to not search anything up about it because there's heavy spoilers and it will reveal them the moment he types it up on the search bar

i go with C, obviously.

me: so, basically, some guy named shen yuan transmigrates into an incel harem male power fantasy novel where the protagonist, luo binghe, has hundreds of wives. thing is though, the guy pretty much took over the body of binghe's teacher he had when he was a teenager, who turns out to be a really scummy dude. and now he has to be nice to him so that the protagonist doesn't rip off his limbs and put him into a pickle pot in the future to suffer for eternity.

friend: that sounds hilarious and horrifying at the same time.

me: yes it is, and you should read it. it's like. my favorite novel at the moment. but don't search up anything about it because people spoil that shit. i'll let you borrow my novel

friend: nah don't worry, i'll just pirate it

friend: wait. does it have pictures?

me, my plan coming together: yeah, it has pictures. buuut, when you pirate it, it doesn't. trust me dude, i tried and was severely disappointed. plus, the physical copy is so much better

friend: fuck yeah ok thanks

me: hold on though. i'll text you later to see if my friend who's borrowing it rn is done reading it

he's hyped. he's excited. he craves a good book and a good transmigration interpretation. he's especially happy about the fact that it takes place in a chinese setting with cool powers and an actual good main character. "this sounds so good, god i wanna read it so bad."

i tell him that binghe is actually adorable, too. that it's pretty much found family! my friend then asks if shen yuan adopts him and becomes a father figure or something.

and i said "yes". you know, like a liar. (the father figure part probably isn't a lie though)

now i'm gonna give him the novel tomorrow! of course, i'm gonna cover the chapter 2 bunhe sexual awakening scene with washi tape and say that my baby cousin (sorry baby cousin, you would never <\3) scribbled all over that paragraph with her markers, and since i'm a neat book freak, i put washi tape and just wrote the scene! i don't know if that's really all too believable, but he didn't seem to care that much. just a simple "if my baby cousin did that to my book i would punt them into the sun"

i think what'll be more hilarious is the fact that you can't really tell that svsss is a BL. especially not volume 1. there's like, only a few lines indicating, but if you remove the baby binghe sexual awakening scene then you probably won't be able to know (...if you don't really read romance or anything. idk he's kinda dense anyways). so let's hope he gets attached and has a slow descent into the homo before i drop svsss vol 2 on him!

ok anyways i'll update you guys later with a reblog. maybe in about two or three days lol

(also don't worry, we already fuck around with each other on a daily basis like this. he's already tricked me into reading some manga i was unprepared for, and i thought that it'd be funny to mess around with him using svsss this time lol)

I FORGOT OMG between all of azriel, gwyn, elain, and lucien business I FOGOT!!

EMERIE! She’s getting with Mor isn’t she? I know it was one small comment, but she finds Mor to be really beautiful and kept glancing at her that one chapter and blushing! Pls let me be right 😭