Them: Do You Have Socials

them: do you have socials

me: no. except tumblr. which does not count

them: okay what’s ur tumblr

me: I actually do not have tumblr

shoutout to the guy at the table across from us waiting for his own dnd group to begin who was listening while my group played and occasionally whispered “insight check” and “check for traps” anytime he heard us doing something particularly dangerous

d&d campaign idea where the world is actually flat and I have npcs constantly warn the party that if they continue the quest they’ll “fall off” and “not to go too close to the edge” but none of the players belive me until the last session when they fall into the abyss at the end of the world

”well what DOES he eat, like, grapes??” - my friend, talking about my oc

me when i aggressively skip past tsats content but refuse to block because i still wanna see pjo stuff cuz i dont want spoilers cuz i want reading this book to feel as pure and real and unexpected and like an adventure just like when i read pjo for the first time

guys im so normal about it guys wait