BRUH THIS SORE THROAT HURTS LIKE A BITCH GIMMIE SOME REMEDIES THAT DONT INCLUDE HONEY AND TEA

BRUH THIS SORE THROAT HURTS LIKE A BITCH GIMMIE SOME REMEDIES THAT DON’T INCLUDE HONEY AND TEA

joseph joestar as your dad headcanons

bruh i really should have done this on fathers day but oh well 😀

cw: language, hint at character death, mention of fighting. SPOILERS FROM PT2!

gn!reader and enjoy 😌

omg if you’re his child that means your sister is holly literally so cute.

joseph would be such a good dad i can’t.

he’d be v over protective over you bc this is literally THE JOJO UNIVERSE

omg as a little kid he’d do little tricks with hamon to make you laugh or be entertained.

:(( thinks about :(( how ceasar :(( WOULD’VE BEEN :(( UNCLE CEASAR 😩😩

every day user of dad jokes AND HYSTERICALLY LAUGHS AT HIS OWN JOKES

as a kid you’d sleep on his stomach and he’d hold you so close 🥺

along with being protective enemy and dangerous people wise, HE’S PROTECTIVE OVER YOUR LOVE LIFE.

“i’m just saying if you have an s/o i’ll fight them if they hurt my baby”

a “cool” dad. he tries to stay in the trends but fails miserably.

“is this what the kids call “lit” these days??”

“pops- please stop-”

would tell you stories from his young days with ceaser

because he is the “cool dad” he wants to be your favorite parent AHAHAHHA

he also lets you have candy before bedtime SOMETIMES

he’d read you his comic books as bed time stories and be really expressive when reading the sound bubbles

not having a filter when you were younger-

“SON OF A BITCH” - joseph

“JOSEPH! not in front of your child!” - suzie q

he loves and adores you literally so much. you’re his pride and joy.

carrying you on his back or just picking you up a lot in general. also tickle fights

he loved to hug you and cuddle you but the cuddles became less frequent as you grew older.

spoiled you and holly sm pls

shares his, as jotaro would call it, “pointless crap” with you every time he sees something new.

“y/n listen to this new weird al parody with me!”

the whole fam watches disney films together on a non busy movie night 🥺

loved to chase you around and play peek-a-boo with you

even as you grow up, you’re bond is still very tight knit and close :)

during angsty teen years he had to go into semi strict dad mode and he offers advice whenever he thinks you need it.

he shares the things granny erina told him 🥺

if you think you can hide anything from him then think again LMAOO

he’s super intuitive and you’re literally his kid so he knows you even more than some enemy

he’s gonna know a vague idea on what’s wrong before you even think about telling him what happened

is so proud of you no matter what you do and he’s such a supportive dad

will always be there for you no matter how busy he is

this was kinda short but i hope you all enjoyed nonethelesssss :))

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dating levi ackerman headcanons

dude i shamelessly had a huge phase for him but it’s okay bc now i have tumblr content

implied commander/higher up reader;

CW: spoiler from levi’s ova (no regrets), hits of trauma and death (in levi’s life).

enjoyyyy gn! reader

before dating, he fell in love very gradually. he probably didn’t notice at first.

he was probably in denial about his feelings too

hange teased him about his crush, and he told them to shut up bc “he doesn’t know what they’re talking about”

hange def made a bet with erwin on how long it’d take you two to date

OKAY NOW TO THE NITTY GRITTY 😩 (what even is nitty gritty???)

hange is literally your guys’ biggest shipper. they go around yelling MY SHIP FINALLY SAILED while hugging you two for the first two weeks they find out.

they always ask, “when will i get mini levis and y/ns??”

levi: *hits them*

BUT if you guys did want to keep it on the down low, i feel like they’d keep it to themselves + moblit/erwin. and then let it slip one day by accident 💀

you guys are the cadets’ parents pls.

some of them accidentally called you their parent once

is not a pda person. he loves you, but he does hold a reputation and also thinks affection is more of a “behind the doors” things. but he does give occasional head pats and a forehead kiss when no one is looking.

in private he’ll give into your touches and kisses tho bc let’s be honest, he’s touch starved af.

he’ll be stiff with the affection and not be the one to initiate at first, but over time he’ll warm up to it and start initiating.

he loves when you play with his hair tho. it’s super relaxing to him. AND MASSAGES OMG PLS MASSAGE HIM WHILE HE DOES WORK HE’LL TELEPATHICALLY THANK YOU SM.

loudly “tchs” if you stop as a hint to keep doing what you’re doing.

he isn’t very vocal so you gotta read the man real well. ie: he doesn’t say when he wants attention or directly ask for something.

work “sleepovers”. you guys will do work in each other’s offices and end up falling asleep on the desk.

you’re the only one who can make tea the way he likes 😛😛

you guys eat lunch together/have lunch dates :,)

temple kisser 🤚🏼🤚🏼

holding you extra close when either of you get nightmares to remind each other you two are together.

speaking of nightmares, you comfort each other during the early hours of the morning.

he’s not a big sharer and he’d open up once in a while. not that he doesn’t trust you, it’s just v personal.

if you’re a messy person he’d help you clean your room/office and reprimand you for being messy.

if you’re a clean/tidy person, he’ll compliment your cleaning every now and then.

often thinks about how farlan and isabel would’ve loved you :,(

ofc he’s overprotective, considering the amount of people he’d lost and the childhood he went through. he doesn’t want you to leave him like everyone else in his life did.

he’d make sure you’re near him during missions and watch you v closely.

he needs assurance at times esp with everything that has happened to him.

shows love through acts of service

he cares for you sm will do anything to make sure you’re okay and healthy (but is so tsundere about it)

like he’ll be super aggressive with it but it’s just how he is. it’s all out of love and care 😌

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KAG’S WAS SO CUTE BRB CRYING EVEN MORE

First I hope you’re doing well!! This is the first time I’m doing this,I’m a bit nervous lol. 😂 But I really appreciate your works (I remember reading almost all your Haikyū’s materlist a while ago) so I wanted to send a little request : Kenma, Tsukishima and Kageyama comforting/helping their (G/N) S/O who’s very anxious about work/exams, but also very lazy and procrastinating. It doesn’t have to be really serious (but it can be, it’s as you prefer).

I hope I gave you every informations you needed, take care of yourself 😊

pairings: kozume kenma, tsukishima kei, & kageyama tobio, all with a gn!reader

warnings: just fluff and some lazy studying vibes haha

a/n: i hope you’re doing okay @gojacat​!!!! thank you so much for requesting haha pls don’t be nervous i love hearing from people :D and omg i love this idea so much hahaha i hope you enjoyed this and that i wrote it up to your standards :) pls note these gifs are not mine - credits to their original creators!!!!

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Kenma honestly kinda regretted asking if you wanted to study together - mostly because he wasn't quite sure how to help you out. It’s not that Kenma was particularly bad at school, he just hated having to pay attention to anything that wasn’t remotely exciting. 

Normally, during exam week, Kuroo would come by and study with the two of you (”Gotta whip you two lazy asses into shape!” Kuroo would insist, with a huge grin on his face and his hands on his hips). But this week, Kuroo was too busy with his own study schedule, it was up to you two to study by yourselves.

“I give upppp,” you whined, having stared at the same textbook page for the past 4 minutes. “It doesn’t make sense. I’ll just take the ‘L’ and give up.”

Kenma’s lips twitched into a small smile, finding your whining oddly amusing. It reminded him of all the times he tried to play games with you. You’d whine that it was too hard or that it didn’t make any sense, and then become one of the most competitive people he’d ever seen.

“It’s the one class you never pay any attention to, so I’m not surprised you don’t remember anything,” he told you gently, filling out a practice sheet slowly.

“Hey! It’s not my fault! It’s near the end of the day and I get tired after lunch,” you huffed, peeking over his shoulder and tugging on his shirt sleeve. “Teach me, pleaseeeee.”

“Y/N, we aren’t even studying for the same class,” Kenma pointed out, poking at his maths work and nodding towards your literature notes. “If you keep this up, I’m going to beat you in all of your classes.”

You gaped at your boyfriend’s declaration of war, shaking your head, “No way! I beat you in maths and english all the time!”

“And I beat you in literature and english,” Kenma shrugged. “Keep whining all day and I’ll be just as good as you are in maths.”

You glared at him, squinting your eyes slightly to make sure he was really being honest here, “You’re trying to pick a fight with me hm? Trying to make me study? Cause you think I’m competitive?”

Kenma looked over at you with a smug little smirk on his face, shrugging innocently and turning back to his work, “Even if you don’t work, my parents said they’d take my games away if I don’t get good marks. So I’m already working hard. But you’ve just spent the last half hour pouting. I think I’ve already got a headstart, don’t you?” 

“You little bitch,” you hissed shaking your head, “I’m not that competitive, you may think I am but I’m not!” But Kenma watched as you angrily grabbed your books and shoved your nose into them, reading quickly and trying to absorb as much information as you could. “I’m not doing this because you egged me on. I’m doing this because I want to,” you told him pointedly, making sure he was clear on your motives.

Kenma just laughed a little, watching you because you were always so cute when you pursed your lips like that in concentration, “Fine fine. But I don’t lose, Y/N.”

“That’s what you always say in Mario Kart and yet I beat you every time.”

“You cheat everytime.”

“It’s not my fault that my character is significantly better than yours!”

“Say it to my face.”

“I just did, idiot!”

“I’m not the idiot, you’re the one who can’t tell the difference between ‘there’ and ‘their’!”

“ENGLISH IS HARD, KENMA! IT’S NOT MY FAULT! WHO THE HELL WAS LIKE YES I’M GOING TO CHANGE SOME LETTERS, MAKE IT SOUND THE EXACT SAME, BUT HAVE THREE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT MEANINGS!”

Needless to say, you both were pretty fired up about studying after yelling at each other some more, glaring playfully across your little study area on Kenma’s floor. But hey, any motivation is good motivation when it comes to studying, right?

Tsukishima shook his head as he watched you fiddle around with your pencil, a dazed look over your eyes telling him you weren't actually reading anything in the textbook in front of you.

"For someone who begged me to study with them, you're not getting anything done," he called you out, making you jump a little out of your daydreams with a sheepish sort of smile.

"I can't focus that's all," you pouted, looking back down at your book. The final exam consisted of 7 different chapters' materials and you hadn't even gotten through the first one. "I hate exams," you sighed, starting to feel your test anxiety creeping up on you.

"You're not going to learn anything just by looking over your textbook, especially when you have the attention span of a squirrel," Tsukishima glanced at what chapter you were on before closing his own book. He watched you for a moment before grabbing his bag and pulling out a stack of cue cards, sliding them in front of you. "Come on, test me."

"I can't test you, Tsukishima, I don't know anything!"

"You would if you wouldn't put off studying till the days before an exam," he sassed you, pushing the study cards to you further. "Come on. It'll help, I promise." His last words seemed a little softer and when you looked up at him you noticed how almost concerned he seemed for you.

You gave in and flipped through a few of the cards, picking out one and asking him the question he had meticulously written on.

Tsukishima explained things with ease, so bluntly that you honestly felt like this was a waste of time, testing him. Especially since you were the one that didn't know anything. But as you two went through more cards, you realized just what this snarky asshole had done.

"Did that make sense?" he asked, after explaining some term you had seen in your notes over and over again.

You nodded slowly, trying to connect what you had previously known and his explanation, "I think so..." You paused as you picked out another card, looking up at him. "When did you have time to make these?"

"Last night," he shrugged. "Keep going."

"Last night? But... you had practice last night. You were so exhausted you fell asleep so early!"

Tsukishima looked away from you, suddenly finding something very interesting on his pencil, both of his hands fiddling with it. "I know you've been stressed over this exam. But I also know you don't learn well with all the technical jargon that's in those textbooks. I just figured we could beat two birds with one stone, my studying and your learning."

You looked up at him in surprise, running your fingers over the massive stack of cue cards. No wonder he had seemed to sleepy this morning. "Thank you," you mumbled shyly, jumping as you felt him kick you (somewhat lightly) under the table.

"Come on, don’t get distracted. We haven’t even gotten halfway through the first chapter,” he pointed out, looking at you like a stern teacher but as you looked at how neatly he wrote out these cue cards, you knew that it was that hidden sort of caring that Tsukishima always seemed to have for you.

After Tsukishima finished explaining the first chapter, he turned it on you and tried to pry explanations from you this time. He smiled at how easily you picked up certain things when he explained them, patting your head gently in approval when you answered a question somewhat seamlessly.

“See? Not that hard right? That’s the worst chapter too, so you’ll be fine if you keep focused.”

You nodded sheepishly, smiling up at him and reaching up to press a kiss to his cheek, “Thank you, Tsukishima. I really appreciate you trying to help me learn.”

Tsukishima’s cheeks flared up in a rosy colour, his eyes immediately diverting from yours as he stammered out, “W-Well I can’t be dating someone who’s failing all their classes, so try and focus please.” He was really trying to make his voice all stern and snarky, like usual, but the blush on his ears made your grin more.

“Okay okay okay. Ask me another!” You insisted happily, ready to show off your newfound knowledge. 

Later, when your results came in and Tsukishima saw just how well you did, even in the classes you were normally pretty mediocre in, he just smirked and gave you another pat on the head, “See? Told you you weren’t that stupid,” he teased, walking ahead. And then, to show you just how proud he was, Tsukishima bought you your favourite ice cream cone after school. Because at the end of the day, he really was just a softie for you.

Kageyama was the one to come to you, begging for help in studies. It’s not like you were the top of your class or anything, but Kageyama knew you were doing better off than he was (though that wasn’t the hardest thing to do - this man has very little patience for schoolwork).

You, Hinata, Kageyama, and Yachi had all studied together before in the past, cramming your collective knowledge in the boys’ brains in hopes that something would stick in them.

But tonight, Kageyama had come to your door, apologizing to your mother who looked surprised that your boyfriend had come by so late in the evening, begging you to help him study.

“I tried to do it all on my own but... it makes more sense when you’re there with me,” Kageyama admitted quietly, sheepishly looking at you in hopes you’d agree to aid his studies. You just smiled and invited him to come upstairs with you, the two of you working tirelessly over your subjects together.

“English is stupid,” Kageyama groaned after a few minutes of non-stop focus, shaking his head as he tried to understand the multitude of exceptions to every rule. “Why do we even need to learn this?”

“Because when you play volleyball internationally, more people are going to have learnt English, not Japanese,” you pointed out with a smile. 

Kageyama considered this and nodded slowly, deciding that if he needed it to communicate with his future teams, perhaps he should pay attention after all. 

But after a while, your own procrastination habits kicked in and you found yourself staring at your phone more than your own notes. “Oi, I came to make sure you were studying too, you know,” Kageyama pointed out, whisking your phone away. “You said you wanted to go to college one day. Can’t do that if you’re not studying right.”

“I don’t think you have any right to call me out on my study habits,” you pointed out with your tongue sticking out childishly.

Kageyama considered this and nodded slowly, “You’re right. But if you don’t do well on your exams, your parents won’t let you do anything fun right?”

You nodded with a sigh, already dreading doing these exams because of your parents’ high expectations. 

“Well I was thinking that we could do a lot more together this summer,” Kageyama admitted quietly. “And... I don’t really want to do it with anyone else so... if you get grounded...” his voice trailed off at the end, a light pink colour dusting over you boyfriend’s ears and cheeks as he tried to think of how to romantically put this.

“Are you trying to say you want to go on dates with me, Kageyama Tobio?” You teased, poking his arm.

Kageyama’s cheeks flushed more red this time, hearing his first name from your lips, “S-So what if I do?” He snapped with a huff, shoving your books closer to you. “If you’re grounded all summer, I’ll have to put up with that idiot Hinata so hurry up and learn so we can hang out all the time.”

You smiled up at him, just laughing over how flustered he got when it came to making cute comments about you before nodding, “Fine fine. You’re right. I want to spend as much time with you as possible so I gotta get the best grades ever!”

So maybe the best grades weren’t necessarily an attainable goal, after all, you and Kageyama have both put off studying for weeks before freaking out about the upcoming exams. But you both ended up passing, and getting better grades than usual, so at the very least, you had made your own parents and Yachi pretty proud. 

Plus, now you’d get to spend all summer bugging your boyfriend, when he wasn’t jogging or doing some practice. And who would’ve guessed it, but Kageyama Tobio could actually be pretty romantic when he had some spare time on his hands.

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