So C! Purpled Is Like If Jean-Ralphio Saperstein Got A Sword And Just Went A Little More Ape Shit? Cause

So c! purpled is like if Jean-Ralphio Saperstein got a sword and just went a little more ape shit? Cause that's what I'm hearing.

Yes I'm a Tumblr funnyman but have I mentioned that I'm like really fuckin dumb. Also should I do a face reveal to feed my ego?? What do y'all think I look like? Do you think I look like a cave troll? A reddit man? Sorry but I'm actually Remy from Ratatouille. Sorry but I'm actually Ben Shapiro. Sorry but I'm actually Dirk Strider from Homestuck but only after he goes ultimate. Sorry I'm actually Garfield. Sorry but actually a 98 year old man, my name is actually Harrison and I'm in hospice and have had cancer two separate times. Sorry but I'm actually Bibble from that one Barbie movie.

I'm not a main character, I'm not even in the movie. I'm the old white man selling crack by the convenience store that they had to ask to move so that they could film.

No because listen, you WILL refer to me as handsome, I DO NOT CARE IF I'M FEM PRESENTING I'M HANDSOME GOD DAMNIT

What the fuck am I gonna say about Jaskier this time? I've already accused Jaskier fans of being a cult and me being the leader who will soon rise to claim the throne of the heavens with Joey Batey as my right hand man. Like genuinely what the fuck else can I say? Wait!!! I just had the best idea EVER!! Can you imagine Jaskier as a forest nymph?! Is that an au? And if not can we make it one! The art for that au would be really pretty!!!!

Remember what happened to Alexei??? Bob??? Yeah… don’t get too attached to the new stranger things characters.