Edward And Bella Being A Couple While Jason Is The Bitter Third Wheel Is Lame When Compared To The Funnier

edward and bella being a couple while jason is the bitter third wheel is lame when compared to the funnier alternative, which is the three of them being batshit insane frenemies who spend all their time together and collectively leave their braincells at home whenever they're together

everyone's got that one homie who zealously adheres to his inflexible code of honor even though it has long since become a burden to him

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"

[after Duke sneaks out]

Dick: You lost Duke? I went to work for seven hours and you lost 20% of our siblings?

Jason, who was in charge: ...

Dick: Tim, call Bruce. Steph and Cass, start driving around the neighborhood. I'm gonna call Duke's friends.

Damian: And I'll go get Duke.

Everyone:

Dick: Damian?

Damian: Yes, Grayson?

Dick: Damian, kiddo, do you know where Duke is?

Damian: *nods*

Dick: Why didn't you say something sooner?

Damian: Nobody asked me.