Headcanon Where When Danny Sorts All His Files On The Ghosts Hes Met He Has All The Enemy/Ally/Neutral

Headcanon where when Danny sorts all his files on the ghosts he’s met he has all the “Enemy/Ally/Neutral” designations but he can’t figure out where exactly to put ghosts like Johnny and Kitty or Amorpho so there’s a fourth category that’s just “On Thin Fucking Ice”

Some fool thinks Danny's parents are loaded so they decide to kidnap a Fenton kid. First they kidnap Jazz but she ends up doing an impromptu therapy session and convinces the person on watch to let her go before their comrades even set up a call for ransome. So they grab the youngest kid. But something is off. He's eerily calm. Like the older one was calm too, but she was talkative, trying to establish connections to ensure her own safety. This one just... Stared. He hadn't spoken a single word since they plucked him off the street outside the Nasty Burger. In fact, Craig swore the kid wasn't even breathing sometimes. The first time they tried to make a ransome call the phone was so full of static neither end could hear each other. Kevin thought he heard the wails of the damned through the static, he's now been having nightmares. David, the mastermind has taken to blindfolding the kid, he just keeps staring, never blinking and it's honestly creeping everyone out and lowering morale. Every call they make is static, even ones made to order food.

Until suddenly the fifth attempt at a ransome call isn't static... It's just full on rerouted. Before any of the nappers can speak the Fenton child speaks, it sounds off, hurts their ears and causes almost static in their brains. "Vlad come pick me up."

There is a moment of silence and then a voice causing the same static replies "Okay." And the line goes dead.

Seconds later a terrifying ghost with fangs and red eyes and no mercy appears with a massive drooling ghost dog at his heels. Some violence ensues, though it should be noted the kidnappers surrendered immediately, and the Fenton kid is scooped up and placed on the ghost dogs back. The ghost man, vampire perhaps, turns to the kidnappers battered but not dead, the Fenton child insisted they not die, and speaks once.

"Touch any of the Fenton's and not even he will stop me from creating a few new ghosts."

Message received, message spread throughout every petty crime organisation, every small criminal and even up to some king pins in and closely around Amity Park. The Fenton's were off limits. If you valued your life, never go near them.

Danny reappears at his own front door a totally of 5 days after first being napped to find Maddie and Jack didn't really notice and only Jazz was in hysterics. Stung a bit but at least he didn't have to try and explain how he got loose, because he didn't think he could pull off the same "made them re-evaluate their life through therapy" as Jazz and he definitely couldn't say "got my ghost dog and violent half ghost uncle to beat sense into the underground crime rings of Amity Park".

More guardian angel au! When you realize your guardian angel literally got kicked out.

i honestly feel like im standing in a graveyard with a spell book trying to raise the dead trying to get #phantomsweep and Danny Phantom Number 1 Trending to happen

rip

100% convinced that Duke has a TikTok account where he narrates censored versions of what his siblings get up to and half the ppl online are convinced he’s making it up the other half are like nah I can see it….some examples:

-my eldest brother decided going down stairs is too slow so he quadruple flipped down like it was nbd at 7am

- one of my sisters decided to get some new nail polish today but because her favorite color was discontinued she found a way to track down the local supplier and interrogated them until they told her where else she can get it

- my youngest brother tried to kidnap 3 penguins, a python, 7 iguanas, 2 Siberian tigers, and a baby lion in one zoo trip and now our entire family is banned from zoos in the entire state

- one of my brothers pours red bull into his espresso and chugs it then claims that it helps him calm down and feel control over his life

-one of my brothers threw a knife in the middle of an argument over which type of pasta is the best pasta, and now we have a hole in the wall that we framed to appreciate his addition to the house decor