Hawk Tuah On It, Even (oh My Fucking God I Just Typed That Im Gonna Go Throw Myself Into The Pit Of No

Hawk tuah on it, even (oh my fucking god I just typed that I’m gonna go throw myself into the pit of no return byeeee)

you’ve gotta yank on her penis like it’s a lawnmower cord. please. she needs this.

Okay but something about being called “hun” just makes me melt especially imagining it in my gfs voice-

Hey, I made a post about you :3 (also I promise it’s lighthearted I didn’t mean for it to come off as snarky as it did-)

Youre fine hun! I found it very funny. Nothing can stop my gay yearning though

Reblogging for the illiterates out there

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People who couldn’t handle Mabel don’t understand that her whole ark was going through their issues with her. Her manipulating and being kind of a dick to dipper? Solved in that one uncomfortable sock puppet episode. Her being selfish and unwilling to make sacrifices for those she loves? Solved in weirdmageddon. People need to stop bullying a fictional 13 year old lol

"we want more imperfect and complex female characters" you guys couldnt handle mabel pines

B-both :3

Yes I am queen <3 don’t worry tho, I know you’ll find one lol

You know maybe if you disaster lesbians on here spent as much time talking to women as you do posting about yearning for a girlfriend maybe you’d actually have a girlfriend. And yes, this is directed at a specific mutual