Can You Come Collect Your Freak Of A Man Please. Hes Doing Things

can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things

your f/o does love you, no exceptions. yes, you are flawed, you aren't perfect, you are messy but your f/o wants to help you improve and help you fix whatever problems you have with yourself, resolving them so you can be happier with yourself.

It's not enough to just acknowledge you're flawed. You have and can change, and your f/o wants to help you do that. But even so, you deserve to be supported along the way, be told to be patient with yourself, and that they are still proud of you, all of you.

You will improve.

Shout-out to those who've become better people because of their selfships!

💙 Those who learned to look at things from a different perspective because of a character you loved

❄️ Those who opened up their heart to learn about different situations and realities because of the show they enjoy

💙 Those who are learning to love themselves because of their F/Os love for them

❄️ Keep on putting in the effort and allowing yourself to grow!! Your F/Os are very proud of you

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“Not everyone is a hero” self ship ask meme.

So, I have never done an ask meme (sorry if it sucks) but I wanted to do one for people with both villain F/Os and villain S/Is. Seemed like there was a gap in the market (I haven’t seen an ask meme like this anyway but I would love to reblog it if there is one already out there.)

Please be kind to each other and try to send an ask before reblogging from someone. Thank you! :)

1: You discover a snitch who is passing information about your F/O (s) to the authorities. What do you do? Tell your F/O (s) and let them handle it? Deal with it yourself so that you get to see your F/O (s) proud face when they find out about your good work? Take the snitch out together? Something else?

2: You get locked up by the authorities for some dodgy dealings. How would your F/O (s) react? Would they break you out? Take credit for the crime so that they get arrested in your place? Bribe the authorities to let you out? Perhaps they have another idea?

3: What classic villain tropes/types do you and your F/O (s) fit the best? Mafia mob boss? Over the top camp supervillain? The mastermind who always has a plan? The mysterious ‘faceless’ nemesis with a lap cat? Ancient magical being? Tyrant out for world domination? Alien overlord? Fighting for a controversial cause? 

4: Do you and your F/O (s) ever go and cause havoc as an equivalent of going out on a (romantic or platonic) date? If so, what scheme(s) have you enjoyed the most?

5: Were you a villain before you met your F/O (s) or not? Did they play a part in your turn to the dark side or were you heading that way anyway? 

6: What scene (s), be it in canon or your own self ship lore, can’t you help but find your F/O (s) super cool/hot even though they are doing something AWFUL?

7: Tell us a bit about you and your F/O (s) soft, non-villainous sides.

8: One of you gets hurt in battle/stand off etc. How do(es) the other (s) react to and deal with the situation?

9: Many villains are known for their killer sense of style. Do you and your F/O (s) have looks that could kill? What are you favourite outfits to wear when you go and paint the town red?

10: Favourite weapons/gadgets/abilities for you and your F/O (s.)

11: Revenge time! Some one hurts you/your F/O (s.) How do(es) the other (s) get vengeance?

12: If you have a hero that you regularly go toe to toe with, how do you and your F/O (s) feel about them? Hate their guts or perhaps grudgingly admire them? Something else maybe?

13: Would you keep your involvement secret from the world to try and minimalize the chances of it being used against you or would you become the ultimate evil team that no one dares cross? 

14: What song do you and your F/O (s) listen to when you are carrying out your dastardly plans? What is your villain ‘theme song?’

15: What are the villainous things that each of you secretly suck at doing? Can’t fire a gun to save your life? Faint at the sight of blood? Always accidently activating security alarms? What even is a death trap???

🌹 Years Of Love: F/O Anniversary Celebration Ideas & Imagines!

First of all, if this is your first time thinking about an anniversary with you/your self-insert and your fictional other, and you realize you don't have a set date, go ahead and set one now! It could be anything - a special date to you guys, the first time you met, the debut date of your F/O, the day you first posted about having feelings for them, a canon important date from their source material...

It's for you to decide!

With your special day chosen, let's first go into the...

Celebration Ideas:

Spending your anniversary day watching/reading/listening to/playing or just in general revisiting your F/O's source material! You could only consume the scenes/events where they appear, or you could revisit the whole piece of media - as long as you're having fun. You could use the revisit to take lots of screenshots or analyze their scenes! Appreciate and gush about things you didn't notice before, maybe?

Drawing/writing/editing (videos/mood boards/aesthetics)/creating content of you/your S/I and your F/O celebrating your anniversary together! What about an anniversary date? Maybe you guys are just spending a casual day together if you normally have a very busy life? Are you dressed in a certain way? Maybe you're at a special place together?

Doing something that you and your F/O would do together in real life, and maybe even imagining them doing it with you - you could take them with you using a phone/laptop etc.! You could go visit your favorite places in town that you'd love to show them, or do hobbies that you guys would do together - gardening? Sewing? Drawing? Dancing? You could watch a movie or a TV show that your F/O would love to watch with you! (Content warning: Food mention ahead! skip to the next bullet point if you don't want to see that! Highlight/select or copy text to read better!) Going to your favorite restaurant? Baking a cake at home? Maybe ordering something online? What about food that your F/O likes? Could you make or order that? Maybe have it for the first time if you haven't tried it already? If your F/O is good at cooking, why not order something they usually make, and imagine they made it for you?

Decorating some place in your house in celebration! Balloons, cut outs or printouts of your F/O and maybe even your S/I? Ship art of you two together? Confetti! Fairy lights! Decorating with items that your F/O likes or is associated with?

Monetarily contributing to your F/O's source material! Is their game on sale? Maybe you could order a DVD of their movie? What about buying the OST from their TV show? Buying a different edition of the book they're from? Getting the audiobook maybe? You could even buy official merch or fan merch! Treat yourself to a figurine or a poster? A plushie? Pin badges?

Making a playlist and enjoying the music! The playlist could be about your F/O and you/your S/I, your F/Os canon story, some sort of AU, or maybe just generally loving/romantic/wonderful songs that remind you of them! You could try dancing to the songs, or singing along! Maybe playing an instrument along if you're into that instead? Or even playing songs that remind you of them in a music-based video game like Audiosurf, Osu! or Crypt of the Necrodancer? Let the music take over!

Treating yourself, partaking in self-care, maybe wearing something that makes you happy or taking care of housework that has stacked up - generally improving your own health and living conditions - for your F/O! They would want you to be happy, stress-free, healthy and safe! So they can celebrate with you without any worries! You could go to a spa, maybe get a manicure! How about going on a run? Making your bed anew and getting fluffy pillows and plushies and having the best sleep of your life? Do whatever you consider self-care!

Now that you have celebration out of the way, let's get to...

Anniversary Imagines:

Imagine your F/O waking you up early in the day with a surprise gift, followed by lots of hugs, cuddles and kisses while they congratulate you on your anniversary

Imagine your F/O pretending like they have no idea what day it is on your anniversary, only for them to surprise you later with an amazing date and a celebration!

Imagine spending the entire day with your F/O just relaxing and doing whatever comes to mind! No plans, just each other and whatever your heart wants, whether that be spontaneously running into the hills together or deciding to play a video game together...just let your heart take you wherever

Is your F/O creative or crafty? Maybe a mechanic or a singer? Would they make something for you? Maybe sing you a song, write you a poem or make you an invention! Could they do blacksmith work?

Speaking of blacksmith work - how about getting matching rings together? Maybe something special could be etched on the inside of the rings! To remind you guys of each other, always

Does your F/O know what an anniversary is? Have they ever celebrated human events like birthdays and such? Imagine introducing them to anniversaries, and how we celebrate them and how special they are to us! Imagine your F/O being so excited and honored to have you assign them an anniversary for your love together! Thrilled to experience these little things within your culture!

Is your F/O immortal, or just in general has lived for many years? If so, how do they see anniversaries? Maybe they've been through so many in their lives that they've lost meaning at this point, but that changes with you! You can give them new meaning, celebrating your anniversary together, and they begin to appreciate this special date and look forward to it every year from now on!

If your F/O is originally from a different world, imagine going to their world for a while to celebrate your anniversary together! Meeting people of their kind/species, seeing what's a part of their culture! Inversely, they could visit your world if they haven't done that before, and enjoy seeing your surroundings instead

Are you/your self insert married to your F/O? If so, you guys could try revisiting your marriage spot! Where did you get married? How about you guys bring out your old wedding outfits and wear them again? Retelling your wedding vows to each other would be wonderful too!

That's about all the ideas I have right now! Feel free to add your own in reblogs or replies! And of course, enjoy your anniversary when it arrives! Remember to have fun and take care of yourself & your F/O!