lemonmaid - God, Strike me now.
God, Strike me now.

I guess I'm a omegaverse writter now request and asks are open! 21 year old burnt out. they/them

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2 years ago

helloo!! I hope you're having a good day or night. is it okay for me to request an eren jaegee fic with an isekai prompt? it could be the reader going inside aot or him going tobour world. thanks!

I actually like the idea of Eren coming to our world. Not proofread! Major spoilers ahead!! Gender Nuetral Reader as always.

"I'm the Tragic Hero in my old world but I got transported into a different world where I'm just an anime character!"

'Eren fucking Yeager is in my room'.

It was a normal or relatively normal day for (Name). Getting up in the mourning, drinking their tea/coffee, reading, then accidentally summoning a well-known anime character.

"Where the hell am I"

"Ummm.....(country)?

"Where the hell is that? Do you have a map?"

"Um yeah, give me a moment". (Name) went to pull out their phone from their back pocket but was tackled by Eren.

"Are you trying to pull a fast one on me?!" Erens mouth foamed with anger, his movement was erratic.

"No of course not! I'm just trying to pull out a device that shows maps!" (Name) screamed.

Eren slowly got off of (Name), while (Name) looked on their phone Eren was hovering over their shoulder.

"Um, here!"

Eren took the phone into his hand, confused, "Why the hell is your map upside down".

(Name) looked again, "oh...."

"Oh? Oh what?". Eren crossed his arms.

'I forgot Attack on Titain's map is just our world, but upside down'

"Eren... Now don't freak out but this isn't your world".

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Eren ran as fast as he could. Getting overwhelmed with the advancement of technology, street signs, and the overwhelming amount of cars.

He finally made a stop when he saw his own face and art of his friends on a billboard.

'Attack on Titan? Final episode?'.

"Oh my God! I love your Eren Yeager cosplay!"

A group of girls, all dressed in different attire or cosplays even came running up to Eren.

Eren looked confused, "I am Eren Yeager?".

Two girls squealed, "oh my God, you even sound like him! Can we get a picture?"

"Do you have the stuff the picture?" Eren was confused, he was pretty certain that they didn't have that big equipment for the picture.

"Um yeah?".

Eren looked and saw one of the girls in a scout uniform, "Hey! What's going on here? What happened to the colossal Titan? What happened to Paradis?!".

The girl looked confused but before she could speak another one spoke up,"Girl maybe this is one of those weird cosplayers who take it too far, maybe we should leave".

The group slowly walked away from Eren, who just stood there in disbelief.

"Eren!!". (Name) came running behind him.

"Are you okay?".

Eren wasn't answering, he felt lost, confused and finally guilt.

(Name) lips thinned, grabbing Eren's arm they started walking back to their home.

"Let's go home Eren".

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By the time they have gotten back, the sun was setting. Eren was still wasn't speaking.

He just sat on the couch staring at the ceiling, taking in the city noise.

"Eren? Are you okay?".

(Name) also felt lost, 'what do you even do in this situation?"

(Name) just sighed, "I understand how you feel".

"No.... you don't".

'Finally, he can speak'.

"Well with your situation I can only guess-"

"My situation? You sure know alot".

(Name) felt trapped, it was like talking to a brick wall at this point, "Well I can only guess with the rumbling and having to leave all your friends behind".

Eren had gotten up from the couch at this point, fuming with anger.

"You seem to know everything about me! Guess what will happen next! Go on! Take a guess!"

Eren reached for the knife that was in the drawer; everything was in slow-mo.

"Eren! Wait!"

(Name) braced for impact, but nothing came.

Eren chuckled, "Why... why can't I shift?". He was completely lost.

(Name) opened their eyes, Eren was normal, no titan marks, just a knife through Eren's hand.

'Eren's eyes remind me of season 2 Eren, uncontrollable'.

"Eren! You can't just stab your way through every problem". (Name) grabbed a towel and wrapped it around the hand and knife.

(Name) sighed, "Let's go to the ER".

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It was quiet between the two, Eren once again, taking in his new surroundings.

Eren rolled his eyes, "Why can't you sew up my my hand?".

(Name) pinched their nose and sighed, "Because we aren't taught those skills anymore".

Eren glared, "so your kind just go to a doctor without any regards?".

(Name) glared back, "Yes because it's an emergency room Eren, you can just walk in and ask for a doctor. That's why it's a hospital, they all work here. There's no need to call one to your home".

"Um excuse me?"

The two looked at the nurse, "hi, sorry, but I need someone to fill out this form"

'Shit, Eren doesn't have a Social Security Number'

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"We just spent four hours just for three stitches? Seems like a waste"

'Ungrateful ass, that was a 1500 dollar bill'.

"Eren I'm guessing that you wanna know more about what happened?".

Eren just stared, "I guess that would be helpful".

"Okay, what is the last thing you remember?".

Eren zoned out, "I remember Mikasa, then staring at the ground, I think we were back home, our tree was there".

(Name) felt tears in their eyes, 'that's sad'.

(Name) took a deep breath, "I think I have something for you".

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"So it was all for nothing?"

(Name) sat beside Eren, "I don't think so, they got their happy ending".

Eren held the manga in a tight grasp, shaking as he read the final page.

"What's the point if it happens all over again?".

"Maybe it doesn't".

Eren slightenly cried, "so... are they gone? Is their story over?".

"I'm not sure, there is no clear answer if the author is going to continue the series or not. Our characters got their ending".

"My creator.....".

The two sat in silence.

Maybe this was a new start for Eren for his own happy ending.


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2 years ago

I really like the idea of Satan being born like a literary a baby but growing fast like Renesmee from twilight.

Mammon: "Lucifer!! I lost the thing!!"

Very exhausted Lucifer: "that thing, is above you".

Que toddler Satan hanging off the ceiling like a cat .

Asmo: "does this mean we gotta go clothing shopping again this week?"

Lucifer trying to pull Satan down, que screaming, growing, feral child.

"Lucifer, he is growing again".

"Am very VERY much aware Belphine".

"Maybe he is hungry?".

"Not everyone is hungry every 30 minutes Beel".

"Uhhh, Lucifer do you need help?"

Lucifer being attacked and bitten for the ninth time, again.

"I'm fine.".

"Yeahhh, why don't we take Satan for a bit while you sleep?".

Lucifer literally throwing his brothers out of his room being he is never going to waste an opportunity to get away from his feral son.

"Maybe we should ask Diavolo for extended maternity leave....".


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1 year ago

Updates.

I'm not dead lol.

Because I can't afford therapy, I've been venting into this fic for like 6 months now and change bits and pieces of it so it will be twisted wonderland.

Also, I'm trying to get out of writers block, so I'm goinh to start by finishing my drafts and focus on my asks, you're more than welcome to continue to ask but just know it will be a while before I answer them.

Thank you for your patience.


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1 year ago

There is no one here.

Warnings: angst? Also this was kinda of a vent fic, I wrote down all my feelings from the past year and turned it into a fic, that's why it's corny.

(Name)/Reader is Yuu/Perfect

"I do everything, and I never get a thank you"

"I've had to take care of every mess, and my only reward is getting a pat on the back or being allowed to even go on trips as the bag carrier".

"When I complain, I just get threatened to be kicked out or reminded that there is no where for me to go. How would that make you feel?"

"I get asked to do thing, but if I don't do them then am the asshole"

"I have no one besides that damn cat to hug. How sad is that. I don't even remember when the last time someone said that they love me or gave me a genuine hug. I miss my family, I miss the people who genuinely cared about me".

"If I died here there wouldn't be anyone to care, my family probably thinks I'm already dead!"

(Name) felt like drowning, they felt like tempered glass that was dropped too hard.

'Burned out' that's the word (Name) wanted to use but who can say? Depression, burned out, anger, agony, it was the same thing in the mixing bowl, but beaten to hard.

(Name) just stared at their phone, waiting for the alarm to just go off so they could start another day, doing everyone's chores, then working a shift at Azul's lounge, then finally doing theirs and Grims homework.

*ting*

Times up. Time to get ready and be there for everyone while no one is there for you.

.....

(Name) could barely hear the arguing between Ace and Grim, then venting coming from Epel, (Name) was too zoned our to notice their food getting colder and colder. But they could feel the hundreds of eyes upon them, it was like a curse.

"(Name) are you-" before Jack could finish his sentence a swarm of needy people came to their table.

"Oohhhh (nammmmee)! Me and Jamil are going to this new restaurant, do you wanna come with?"

"Oi her-"

"Get your dirty paws off them, I was here first, so their attention should be on me".

"Shrimpy!! Can you take my shift tonighttttt?????".

The bickering slowly started fade out, (Name) couldn't focus on anything but clock ticking and their heart beating.

"IM GOING TO THE BATHROOM!" (Name) suddenly ran off.

In the bathroom, (Name) was almost hyperventilating.

'I can't keep doing this' (Name) thought as they splashed water onto their face.

(Name) looked in the mirror, their sunken face, tired eyes, their appearance was laughable.

(Name) felt angry, why are they always the bad guy, why can't they put boundaries? Why are they the one who has to do everything? Why are they the one who has to fix it?

(Name) was slowly seething.

But then their heartbreaks at the thought that no one really cares, can't anyone else see them slowly slipping away? Why won't anyone help them, why can't anyone else see what they are going through?

"Hey, you doing okay bro?"

(Name) turned around facing Duece, "Yeah, I'm fine. You know, stressed".

Deuce gave (name) a look, "are you sure? You look agitated"

(Name) thought about it, this would be a great time to just vent! "Am I? Sorry, I wouldn't know why"

Deuce hummed, "your food was getting cold, thought I would save it"

(Name) grabbed the tray from Deuce, "thanks".

A knock interrupts the two, "oh! (Name)! Perfect timing! I need your assistance!"

(Name) felt their body sink to the floor, "How can I help Crowley?".

Keys jingle, the door opens, "Perfect! I need your help! It's a dire situation! One that will cost Ramshackle!".

(Name) felt themselves age faster.

Crowley explains how he fell into a pyramid scheme, how does this involve (name)? No one knows.

"If you don't help! Who know what could happen! Those overbolts only happen around you!".

(Name) felt their heart-dropped, tears tricked down their face.

Deuce reached out for "(Name)".

"I just feel so ashamed and embarrassed? How was any of that my fault? Like don't they know how traumatizing it was for me to go through all of those damn overbolts? Why do they have the right" (Name) wailed.

Crowley and Deuce could only watch in shock.

"This is all YOUR fault!" (Name) screamed.

"Now listen here perfect! Just because-"

"NO! It is your fault! Why am I to take any of the blame?!".

"What's going on in here?".

A crowd gathered around the bathroom door, hushed voices, judgemental, sympathetic stares.

(Name) felt the stares, eyes staring at them, seething. It was all too much.

The room was spinning; the voices getting louder, more eyes appearing.

It was madness.

(Name) felt their heart race, breathing so fast like they'd run a marathon.

'I've got to get out of here'.

(Name) went to move into the crowded hallway, their steps erratic.

The hushing voices are getting louder.

"Look at them".

"How are they the perfect?"

"Can't do anything right-".

"They don't belong here-".

"Magicless-".

"Abnormal-".

"Waste of space-".

"The school's janitor-".

"Teacher's pet"-.

"Stuck up-".

"WORTHLESS-".

A hand grabs their shoulders, "(Name) are you alright?".

(Name) looks into Malleus's eyes, "no".

Darkness.

(Name) finally opened their eyes.

'It's quiet'.

(Name) looked around and saw "Get Well Soon" cards decorated the room, deflated balloons.

"You're awake".

(Name) saw Crowley sitting in a chair by them, "It's been a couple of weeks you know? Personally I thought you were gone, I mean, a magicless human overbolting? Never happened before. But with you, a lot of things never happened before".

"I'm still... so tired" (Name) silently cried.

"I know. I'm sorry".

Authors note:

No part 2, this was a vent fic that I fixed up and wrote into putting characters from Twisted Wonderland.

Sometimes there is no happy endings.


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2 years ago

Dance With Me.

Dance With Me.

Kinda Malleus x Reader!Yuu. Slight spoilers for Chapter Seven (I haven't read nor looked at translations). But enjoy! Reader is Gender Nuetral.

WARNINGS: SLIGHT CHAPTER SEVEN SPOILERS, captivity, deliriousness.

Timeless.

Endless.

Dizziness.

That's all (Name) felt as they waltz with strangers. It was endless, the music was never-ending, the same symphony would get quiet and then repeat.

Once it got quiet (Name) would hear humming.

(Name) got off the stranger, politely excusing themselves. (Name) walked around trying to find the source of the humming, it was quiet, but soothing.

(Name) went up stairs only to re-enter the ballroom they were just in, same with going down stairs. They always re-enter the same ballroom.

'This is getting stranger and stranger by the minute'. (Name) was lost, the humming wouldn't get louder or softer, it was consistent.

The symphony slowly picked back up where it started, 'how did I get here? Where am I' (Name) looked around, feeling dizzy by the guest waltzing around them, the spinning and laughter around them was endless.

"Mind if I steal this dance?"

(Name) looked up to the figure, 'he is enchanting'. Feeling heat rise to their face, they nodded.

The man chuckled, leading them to the center of the ballroom.

(Name) felt eyes grow on them, but the humming stopped, causing them to look around.

"Is everything alright my dear?"

(Name) looked at the man, "um, yes".

"Are you sure? You look so uncertain, are you nervous?". His smile was warm but felt so sinister.

(Name) rested their head on the man's chest as they danced, "Well, kinda. Where are we?".

The ceiling was endless as were all the rooms, the room stretched, what looked like hundreds of people dancing around the two.

(Name) looked closer at the man, his horns where decorated with lace covering his eyes, but oh was it his eyes that stood out the most. The envy green eyes that pierced their mind, their soul and swallowed them whole.

"Say, have we met before?"

He smiled at them, adoring thier curiosity, "Of course, once upon a dream".

"A dream?" (Name) was puzzled, when was the last time they dreamed? They felt like they were so busy, but they can't seem to remember anything before this dance.

"NAME!"

(Name) looked around, "did you hear that?".

"Hear what love?" The man hummed, humming, that irritable humming.

(Name) felt themselves getting angry, that humming was making their head hurt, "My name! That's my name! And your name... what is your name?".

"Names are very powerful, Little one, do you really wish to know my name?"

"Well, I think that I know you"

"NAME! WAKE UP!"

The whole room shook, dust falling on everyone, people around them were glitching, in and out of place.

"Wait, wake up? Am I in a dream? Sir, where are we?". (Name) tried to break away from the man, but was shoved back into his arms.

"It seems that we are being distributed". The man holds (Name)'s cheeks, rubbing them softly.

(Name) feel nauseous, worry crept up their spine, alarm bells ringing in their head, "I think I should be going sir".

"Oh no, we can't have that, shhhh. It's okay, just relax" The man picked up (Name), rocking them as if they were a baby.

The man softly hummed as he rocked (Name), the ballroom got dark, the music finally stopping.

"Shhh, it's okay (Name). I'll give us a better dream, where no one can disturb us". The man kissed the top of their head.

(Name) felt themselves relaxed, listening to the soft humming, their eyes slowly closing once last time.

Sorry! This was kinda rushed, I had to get this off my mind. I hope you enjoyed! Ask and request are always opened!


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