lemonmaid - God, Strike me now.
God, Strike me now.

I guess I'm a omegaverse writter now request and asks are open! 21 year old burnt out. they/them

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FUCK.

FUCK.

How late am I to this shit show?

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3 years ago

I'm actually really proud of myself for getting all of this completed 😊


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3 years ago

Random headcannoms I have about Twisted wonderland characters part 2.

Rook Hunt

The most toxic boyfriend ever, look of how he treats Vil, man sometimes points out Vil's flaws or tells him he's gaining weight. I know he doesn't understand social cues.

Divus Crewel

When students look him up on MagiCam, he pops up as a 5 year award winning dog show championship. This man treats his dogs like they are royalty; most students try to get on his good side by bring dog goodies to him, but that ends being a lecture of how bad that dog food brand is.

Cater Diamond

If you've seen 'Super High' there is one scene where a girl is her own cheerleading squad because she can make clones. Cater is his own cheerleading team, he begged Crowley for a cheerleading team because RSA had one (I feel like Cater tried to apply to RSA but didn't get in ), lucky he brided Crowley with saying it will only be him so Crowley didn't have to be responsible for injuries of others.

Azul Ashengrotto

He ruins the curve of every test, it would be a very hard exam and most would get below a 70 but he always gets 100 (Jamil seconds by getting an 85 and Sebek getting an 95), so students end up with the bad scores. This makes others want to transfer to different periods of the class. Azul knows about this and acts like it's fine, but he cries and Jade and Floyd about, "why does no one want to be around me! No one even wants to be in the same class as me!". Floyd straights up tells him it's the fact he ruins the curve on a test. Then Azul doesn't care anymore because he can now benefit from it, (like how he was selling study guide in chapter three).

Mozus Trien

Dress codes the students all the time; your uniform is fading? Dress code. You're not wearing the right color gloves or socks? Dress code. I feel like he dress codes Yuu on purpose, (I feel like there isn't detention but you get punished by doing yardwork so this benefits Crowley and makes the school look better), Yuu's clothing isn't the latest model of the school uniform? Well they are going to be dress coded untill they get a new uniform.

Ashton Vargas

You know how in middle school in P.E you had to ruin a mile so some people walked it? I feel like if he sees you walking or sitting on the side when there is an activity (like dodge-ball or rope climbing) he is going to write you up and make you come in after school or during lunch to make up the activities you weren't involved in, but he will make you do double the amount of work. Sorry my non-athetic and introverted friends.

Lilia Vanrouge

This man has been through every part of history, he knows everything. (In the lesson you can see him saying, "oh is that how they are telling it now?". I feel like he couldn't be religious, because he would just say "oh I was there, that didn't happen instead this did" and go for hours telling how the story went. Also I bet this fucker does know how to cook but he is really lazy, so he pretends not being able to cook, just so people don't ask.

That's all I can think of for now, but send in request!


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3 years ago

Another Teaser [Prompt]

Tentions high between the two.

"So you've joined the rebellion?" Stede said with vemon in his voice.

Edward glared at him, "You've known about my plans for awhile."

Edward walked towards Stede, "After all, I told you about them in hope that you would join me".

"You know I can't" Stede turns away, staring at maps that were hung on the walls.

"Why? You, loyal to a king who doesn't give a damn about the people, but cares more about his spices?"

Stede looks down, sighing.

Edward, fuming with anger, "You know what it was like growing up surrounded by starving people? You know what is was like seeing your own neighbors die of diesease that could have been treated if they had the money for a doctor? Do you know what it was like seeing your own blood die?"

"No I do not Ed"

"Than you have no right, no right at all to tell me that I am not justifed to rebel the decree"

Edward walks out of the cabin, slaming the door, leaving Stede alone.


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3 years ago

Random headcannons I have about characters in Twistes Wonderland

Vil Schoenheit

Is an absolute slut for tacobell, or a fast food white people taco place. Listen, hear me out, as much he cares about dieting and fitness, some days he just craves fast food. Like that one scene in shrek 2 were Fairy Godmother gets mad and asked the driver to pull over and ruins her diet. He probably stress eats in secret, maybe on the bathroom floor and cries.

Idia Shroud

Scams other students ( and Crowley) saying that he has their account/social security/phone hostage and the only way to get it back is to send money or give more account information so he could steal the account and sell it back to them.

Leona Kingscholar

The WORST picky eater ever. I could see him as a child refusing to eat anything that wasn't a fucking steak or burger. Like, he and his family would sit at the table and the family would start arguing about Leona not eating his dinner. Mom (because lioness are like head of the househusband) telling him that he isn't getting up untill he finishes his plate, the dad trying to defuse the situation while Falena is like "look! I finished my plate mom! Le Le you should eat it!" . This motherfucker still refuse to eat anything that's just green, but he can eat more things that aren't just meat, so there is small improvement.

Malleus Draciona

He really thought everyone came out of eggs for the longest time. Also I feel like due to him being absent from most social gathering he doesn't have the best social skills, so he will randomly state something that has nothing to due with the conversation. Also I think if he is ever introduced to a DS he would stay in chatrooms thinking and hoping for someone to join. (Very old device so no public chatrooms).

Idk these were things I have on the top of my head, send me stuff to think about.


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3 years ago

Prompt (Idk, but this an idea for something)

"You care about me right? That's why you won't leave me?" They said in a shaky voice, their hand reaching out for the other.

The other only stares, the sound of silence.

"You must love me, that's why you followed me home? Why you watched me from a distance?" They let their arms grasp around the other's waist, holding on for hope.

Finally the other spoke, "Maybe you were just imagining it, you're too self-centered"

Tears dropped down their face, "Please, just answer me. You won't leave me right? Please don't leave me like everyone else" They clung to the others back.

The two stood there in silence.


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