To Everyone Saying That Technically Tolkien Never Said Male Elves Have Long Hair.

To everyone saying that technically Tolkien never said male elves have long hair.

Glorfindel did not get pulled into the abyss by his long blond hair for you to dismiss his hairstyle!

Celeborn doesn't translate to 'silver tree' because he had a buzz cut!

Finrod's golden locks aren't mentioned multiple times for no reason!

He is one! SCP-7700-1. His ability is basically that he can't die. Reality will just bend itself into a shoebox to protect him.

My friend clown just called dr cimmerian an scp and now im curious to what you think his anomalous effect would be lmao because im out of brain juice

The ability to always be right or something. Or maybe, something about knowledge.

Tell your friend I said hi

This headcanon is mine now, and I WILL be writing a fanfic that I'll probably only share brief quotes and snippets of to anyone.

I’m naturally very scared for the whole ‘madness running through the line of Durin’ thing, but we can add even more angst by imagining Durin succumbing to gold sickness and deciding that Elrond is one of his treasures 👀

THIS. This is very important to me. Not for plot reasons, I just want magical girl tuberculosis back, that was funny.

Also because grandpa go brrrrrrrrrr (put the dress back on Welt)

I’m thinking about how people talk about hsr welt like he is no longer the herrscher of reason

Maybe it’s just me but I’m pretty close to certain that he is the herrscher still (or rather, is again). For one, when you ask him about his powers he says he got them from an old acquaintance- a reference to Welt Joyce who passed on the herrscher core to him.

When he talks about being an animator he brings up his ability to mimic things he can understand- again this is a herrscher of reason power.

Also, we all saw how he just bodied the trailblazer in the beginning of the game right??? Trailblazers stellaron was going critical and Welt just casually flies in and knocks em out like it’s nothing. And when I say “flies in” I mean it! When I watched it the first time I didn’t notice, but mans was FLYING.

So idk tldr; Welt Yang in honkai star rail is a herrscher and holds the star of eden. He acts like he’s just a regular, uninteresting old man, but uuhhh he is very much not

That's a risk I'm willing to take.

What's the mortality rate of being Tamlin's love interest?

100% as far as I know.

100% convinced that the world of Honkai Impact 3rd treats Welt like a celebrity. Like, yeah, saved the world, has statues of him in Washington DC, all that jazz, but more importantly:

The anime stans are losing it over him because they're watching the anime he wrote and produced and then they see him and he looks like an anime character

The gays are adoring him because he's one of us and by god if one of us saved the world you better believe we'd lose our shit

Straight women are going feral over him because HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE MUSCLES? THAT MAN COULD CRUSH YOU AND ME WITH HIS THIGHS AND NOT BREAK A SWEAT

He's getting the Harry Styles treatment because of that one video. You know the video. The one with the pretty dresses? Homeboy SLAYED. You just gotta know the fans went WILD over that.

The MILFs are just loving him because you know what? MILFs shouldn't just be hit on by younger guys. They deserve a man who ages like fine wine and can probably throw a table at the assholes who harass them.