The Idea That They Just Have This Weird Open Relationship Where Khadgar Just Doesn't Care And Kalec Is

The idea that they just have this weird open relationship where Khadgar just doesn't care and Kalec is a k!nky ba$tard who likes magically powerful beings and also doesn't care is one of my favorite ideas.

And funny headcanon about them:

Kalec: I came here to f*ck hot people and k!ll primalists, and I'm all out of hot people.

Wrathion: Rude.

Kalec: You're 13, sit down.

Alex: You haven't slept with Khadgar. *Clearly vying for his affection*

Nozdormu: ARE YOU B L I N D?!

Alexstrasza: Khadgar isn't gay!

Thrall: Isn't he bi?

Chromie: No I think he's gay. Good on Kalec for managing to bag the only sane person here!

Turalyon: I'm sorry, it's suddenly news that Khadgar is gay?

Everyone other than Kalec, the Sons of Lothar, and Medivh: YES!

Kalec and Khadgar: *Left with Wrathion to fight Primalists immediately after Kalec's last quote*

do people ship kalecgos and khadgar? cuz like, they should

i googled it and looked through tags on here and everything and like— all that i found at all was 4 fics on ao3 and NOTHING else.

THAT IS CRIMINAL!

two cute magic nerds in love, nothing better than that! this ship should be so popular wtf

He's lying. He's a thirteen year old boy as of the start of Dragonflight.

Wrathion: I’m a responsible adult!

Anduin: *raises an eyebrow*

Wrathion: I’m an adult.

The universe's sweetest god, probably.

I had a random, incredibly unlikely idea.

Imagine admin/god c!Dream, in all his narcissistic glory, screams "I am the only admin worth anything! I AM A GOD!" at Purpled Bedwars.

And just, suddenly, in chat, completely uninvited, [Xisumavoid has joined the game] and Purpled just says, very quietly, in the British accent he got from being adopted BY XISUMA, says "Claim to be a god enough, and a real one will come put you in your place."

We adore Void God!Xisuma in this blog.

I APPROVE OF THIS. THIS HAS GOTTEN MY APPROVAL.

iTristan from 2b2t stimboard!

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TW: Death, murder, cruelty, tyranny, genocide

This isn't my usual content, so feel free to just scroll if you don't play WoW. Please note that I main a human mage! My previous main was a human monk, my first character on my current account was a Kal'dorei (Night Elf) druid, and my first character was a gnome mage. I play primarily Alliance.

I shouldn't get this angry over a dumb video game.

I hate Jaina Proudmoore. Like, 'Ooooooh a guy turned his back while another guy stole something and that led to the destruction of my home city! This is perfect motivation to ATTEMPT A GENOCIDE. And after my attempt at mass genocide of every single person in Orgrimmar, which is a very large amount of people, I'm going to force the people who taught humans how to make a city fly out of the flying city, and anyone who ISN'T out in the next ten minutes, like the innocent people who just wanted to make sure they brought all of their stuff, or the innocent people who didn't have enough gold to buy a flight away, or the innocent people who didn't understand what was happening, I'm going to throw them in a prison which has a history (and future) of being a genuinely awful place to be! And if they resist, I'm gonna kill them!'

And before you say she was just insane because of the magic residue, do you blame Malygos for the awful things he did when he was crazy? Because you can't both excuse Jaina because she was crazy (And we don't even know if she was to a point on the 'absolutely bonkers' spectrum to say she was crazy by the time she tried to destroy Orgrimmar) and blame Malygos despite his insanity (Which we DO know is guaranteed to actually have taken place).

Boo hoo, bitch. It's not like you, despite apparently being god like in magical power, simply didn't do anything when Arthas culled Stratholme. You were there. You didn't do jack sh!t.

Neither you nor Greymane, who is just as racist but hasn't ATTEMPTED GENOCIDE, bothered to consider 'Maybe the WARCHEIF IS DEAD' when the Horde retreated at the Broken Shore. They left because their Warchief was dead and multiple other main players were severely wounded.

And I'm going to take this opportunity to rag on Anduin as well. Wrathion was TWO when he opened the Dark Portal. 'OoOoH bUt DrAgOnS aGe DiFfErEnTlY' NO. Dragons age differently, sure, I'll give you that, but he was still FIFTEEN AT MOST. 'HE KILLED VARIAN!' I hear some of you hardcore Wrathion haters saying, and to you I say: First of all, he was, once again, a kid, and second, for all we know he was on another planet when Varian died. Though it is sad that Varian is gone, he was one of the good ones, it wasn't Wrathion's fault. Wrathion didn't go 'Hmm, I think I'll kill Varian Wrynn today' and we shouldn't act like he did.

He's a PERSON who made a mistake and has gone above and beyond to rectify that mistake to the point of KILLING AN OLD GOD.

I'm not saying the Alliance is evil. I'm not saying the Horde is good. All I'm saying is that this is a FACTION WAR, not an allegory story.