The Universe's Sweetest God, Probably.

The universe's sweetest god, probably.

TW: Death, murder, cruelty, tyranny, genocide

This isn't my usual content, so feel free to just scroll if you don't play WoW. Please note that I main a human mage! My previous main was a human monk, my first character on my current account was a Kal'dorei (Night Elf) druid, and my first character was a gnome mage. I play primarily Alliance.

I shouldn't get this angry over a dumb video game.

I hate Jaina Proudmoore. Like, 'Ooooooh a guy turned his back while another guy stole something and that led to the destruction of my home city! This is perfect motivation to ATTEMPT A GENOCIDE. And after my attempt at mass genocide of every single person in Orgrimmar, which is a very large amount of people, I'm going to force the people who taught humans how to make a city fly out of the flying city, and anyone who ISN'T out in the next ten minutes, like the innocent people who just wanted to make sure they brought all of their stuff, or the innocent people who didn't have enough gold to buy a flight away, or the innocent people who didn't understand what was happening, I'm going to throw them in a prison which has a history (and future) of being a genuinely awful place to be! And if they resist, I'm gonna kill them!'

And before you say she was just insane because of the magic residue, do you blame Malygos for the awful things he did when he was crazy? Because you can't both excuse Jaina because she was crazy (And we don't even know if she was to a point on the 'absolutely bonkers' spectrum to say she was crazy by the time she tried to destroy Orgrimmar) and blame Malygos despite his insanity (Which we DO know is guaranteed to actually have taken place).

Boo hoo, bitch. It's not like you, despite apparently being god like in magical power, simply didn't do anything when Arthas culled Stratholme. You were there. You didn't do jack sh!t.

Neither you nor Greymane, who is just as racist but hasn't ATTEMPTED GENOCIDE, bothered to consider 'Maybe the WARCHEIF IS DEAD' when the Horde retreated at the Broken Shore. They left because their Warchief was dead and multiple other main players were severely wounded.

And I'm going to take this opportunity to rag on Anduin as well. Wrathion was TWO when he opened the Dark Portal. 'OoOoH bUt DrAgOnS aGe DiFfErEnTlY' NO. Dragons age differently, sure, I'll give you that, but he was still FIFTEEN AT MOST. 'HE KILLED VARIAN!' I hear some of you hardcore Wrathion haters saying, and to you I say: First of all, he was, once again, a kid, and second, for all we know he was on another planet when Varian died. Though it is sad that Varian is gone, he was one of the good ones, it wasn't Wrathion's fault. Wrathion didn't go 'Hmm, I think I'll kill Varian Wrynn today' and we shouldn't act like he did.

He's a PERSON who made a mistake and has gone above and beyond to rectify that mistake to the point of KILLING AN OLD GOD.

I'm not saying the Alliance is evil. I'm not saying the Horde is good. All I'm saying is that this is a FACTION WAR, not an allegory story.

The Aspects but they're the Cinnamon Roll Meme

Looks like a cinnamon roll, could kill you: Alexstrasza

Looks like could kill you, is a cinnamon roll: Nozdormu

Looks like could kill you, could kill you: Malygos, Neltharion

Looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll: Ysera

Sinnamon Roll: Wrathion, Kalecgos. Especially Kalecgos.

Honorable mentions, Tarecgosa looks like a cinnamon roll but could kill you, Korialstrasz looks like he could kill you but is a cinnamon roll, Ebyssian looks like he could kill you but is a cinnamon roll, and Sabellian is a little b1tch.

I am, but I'm not embarrassed about it.

Reblog if you’re embarrassingly thirsty for the Grand Magister

What if Anduin just straight up doesn't know. Just, like

Kalec: Oh give him a break, he's literally 13.

Ebyssian: The Blue Aspect makes a fine point.

Sabellian: All the more reason I should be in charge!

Everyone: SHUT THE F*CK UP SABELLIAN

Anduin: I'M SORRY CAN WE GET BACK TO WRATHION'S AGE?!

Shaw, who knew Wrathion was a child and simply did not mention it whatsoever, to ANYONE, even Edwin's d3ad body: Oh, yeah, Wrathion is 13. ANYWAYS-

Alls I'm saying is. If Anduin treats Wrathion like they're both exactly the same age. Nobody ever thought to think maybe that says something about Anduin.

She would lovebomb EXACTLY like a mormon mother, manipulation, brainwashing, and accidentally raising an entire generation of gay atheists included

Who's gonna hug him though.