I Just Imagined Tim's Internal Monologue That Time Batman Told Him That He Believed Tim Wouldn't Lie

I just imagined Tim's internal monologue that time Batman told him that he believed Tim wouldn't lie to him:

Tim holding an imaginary Oscars while daintily fanning at his teary eyes: Thank you, thank you, I don't even know what to say oh my gosh. Thank you to my parents, thank you to Tony Hawk, thank you to my friends and family, special mention to my sister Cass who's never once called my bullshit, thank you to my good man up there stay updog Jason, I can't think of a higher honor than this, this is my greatest achievement in my life *voice breaking emotionally* second only to that one time I caught a cheeto Kon threw from Kansas.

He raises the award saying 'Gaslighting Batman into thinking you're a good boy'.

Tim, externally, wide-eyed and ignoring Dick glaring at the back of his head: Whaaaat??? Me, lie??? To you??? Of course not Batman, I gotchu my man, my bro.

The reminder of my almost failing grade

Jason: Hey old man! I heard from Dick that you've finished fixed the flamethrower right? Can I borrow it for... personal project?

Bruce: no

Jason: if you want to play it that way, fine! Dad... Can I please borrow the flamethrower for my very important personal purpose???

Bruce: ...

Bruce *big softy to his kid* Wayne: ...*sigh* here...

Jason: works every time *cackle*

Jason found out that the easiest way to get the things he wants from Bruce and Dick is to be the slightest bit cute. Chaos follows.

Bruce: Tell me again why you let Jason drive the Batmobile behind my back?

Dick: [mumbles]

Bruce: hn?

Dick: He called me big brother okay! He said please! He pulled the little wing card! I caved Bruce! I caved under the pressure!

Bruce: You can look Darkseid in the eye and crack jokes but the moment Jason says please you crack under pressure?

Dick: like you wouldn’t crumble into dust if he said “Hey Dad can I have a rocket launcher please?”

Bruce, thinking about it: … yeah I would fold like laundry.

Dick: Exactly!

My Main Pokemon Team

Eevee→Umbreon [Official Starter]

*Name: Yuna

*Type: Normal→Dark

*Gender: Female

*Ability: Adaptability→Synchronize (Anticipation→Inner Focus)

*Nature: Gentle

*Egg Moves: Wish

*Moves:

- Tackle

- Quick Attack

- Swift

- Bite

- Dig

- Shadow Ball

*Evolve:

- Assurance

- Psychic

- Baddy Bad

- Dark Pulse

- Snarl

- Moonlight

Riolu→Lucario→Mega Lucario

*Name: Lancelot

*Type: Fighting→Fighting/Steel

*Gender: Male

*Ability: Inner Focus (Prankster→Justified)

*Nature: Calm

*Egg Move: Bite

*Moves:

- Quick Attack

- Force Palm

- Thunder Punch

- Shadow Claw

- Blaze Kick

*Evolve:

- Sword Dance

- Metal Claw

- Dark Pulse

- Bone Rush

- Aura Sphere

- Dragon Pulse

Zeraora

*Name: Halilintar

*Type: Electric

*Gender: Male

*Ability: Volt Absorb

*Nature: Serious

*Egg Moves:—

*Moves:

- Spark

- Quick Attack

- Volt Switch

- Home Claw

- Slash

- Wild Charge

- Quick Guard

- Plasma Fist

- Close Combat

- Aerial Ace

Snorunt→Froslass

*Name: Koyuki

*Type: Ice→Ice/Ghost

*Gender: Female

*Ability: Inner Focus (Cursed Body)

*Nature: Mild

*Egg Moves: Icicle Crash

*Moves:

- Icy Wind

- Bite

- Protect

- Crunch

- Rain Dance

*Evolve:

- Double Team

- Destiny Bond

- Draining Kiss

- Wake Up Slap

- Shadow Ball

- Freezy Frost

Iron Valiant (shiny)

*Name: Paimon

*Type: Fairy/Fighting

*Gender: —

*Ability: Quark Drive

*Nature: Naughty

*Egg Moves:—

*Moves:

- Low Kick

- Shadow Sneak

- Fury Cutter

- Psycho Cut

- Night Slash

- Leaf Blade

- Moonblast

- Destiny Bond

- Hypnosis

- Dream Eater

- Glitzy Glow

[Draco] Dreepy→Drakloak→Dragapult

*Type: Dragon/Ghost

*Gender: Male

*Ability: Infiltrator (Cursed Body)

*Nature: Quirky

*Egg Moves: Dragon Tail

*Moves:

- Astonish

- Infestation

- Quick Attack

- Bite

*Evolve¹:

- Dragon Pulse

- Lock-On

- Assurance

- Phantom Firce

*Evolve²:

- Dragon Darts

- Sucker Punch

- Draco Meteor

- Steel Wing

Oh Jack would totally do that. Danny just lucky that Vlad (or anyone really) hadn't found that out

On a train for the next 4 hours so I’m going gremlin mode while everyone’s still asleep.

First order of business: Danny’s middle name? I get that the phandom has made it James cuz back in the day, people subconsciously went, “Middle name? I guess…James rolls off the tongue well? Idk why, but it works” and then it caught on, and don’t get me wrong I will always call him Daniel James Fenton in all my fics, but can we just all agree it would be objectively really funny if say Jack had to sign the birth certificate but forgot what middle name they agreed on, so he just didn’t put a middle name there and so Danny’s whole life he thinks his middle name is James and then one day he takes a look at his birth certificate and it’s like nah bitch you’re Daniel Fenton. James who? So then Danny just thinks his parents gaslighted him into thinking he has a middle name and he’s too afraid to ask if he or they hallucinated it into existence so he just. Never says anything.

Block him if you ever found his account!

Bad news: Pasha just got back to his old account, Pashafenko036

SPREAD THE WORD!!

Oh no jeez..