141 Who Dont Know They Are Fucking With A Reformed Maneater

141 who don’t know they are fucking with a reformed maneater

Price: Tries to pull the “just wait” card. Just wait until the next mission to make things official. Just wait until he gets back before you break things. Just wait until the holidays are over to meet his family. Just wait until he’s ready to retire before settling down. You liked him enough to hold out, but enough was enough. Which is when he tries to stop you from leaving with your duffle bag of clothes, insisting your jumping the gun in wanting to move in with him after almost a year together you turn and face him. Your tone sharp. “I'm not asking for too much I'm just asking the wrong person.”

Kyle: he’s a pretty boy and he fucking knows it. But damn when he wants to try and be a fuck boy too? You need to take him down a peg. He may have looks but he’s still the shortest of the 141. You eye him up and down before grabbing your bag. “You’re cute, but you’re not tall enough to be acting like this.”

Soap: Loves to play games. Which is why he thinks it’s hilarious when you’re meeting his friends for the first time to take the absolute piss and make a joke out of it. He’s crude and crass. Nothing like the man who begged on his knees just for the chance to lick your pussy. “Dinnae get upset. Just havin’ a wee bit of fun.” You sigh mumbling loud enough for him to hear “the one time I don’t go for looks and this fuckin’ happens.”

Ghost: Simon who bails on your date last minute, choosing to get shitfaced with the boys rather than take a pretty little bird like you out. He’s surprised to find you had texted him back with an ‘okay’ and not losing your shit or trying to guilt trip him. What he is surprised about is you turning him down when he tries to come over. He knew you’d be miffed about him not taking you out so when he tried to arrange something, you turn him down again. He tells you not to be mad. Shit came up. Your response? “I’m not mad. I’m just no longer interested.”

It's been ages since he's returned from the war. Please Erik tell me you're just taking up my head canon for their meet-aversary.

YALL, CAN I OFFER YAH. . .A PORTER SOLAIRE IN THESE TRYING TIMES 🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻

And plus a song I like for him 🥺🥺💖💖

My History professor is just a straight, older Erik. Same haircut, same eye color, same voice. The loophole I was thrown into while being lectured on Truman & Reagan....

Especially when a taller person is with a short person, and they automatically say something along the lines of pedophilia. Leave. Us. Aloneeee!!!

this one is so real.

yeah “i can teach you” is kind and gentle and warm and comforting. it’s also hot. right