When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 3

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 3

-Purely BTS btw-

Me: oh

Friend: yeah?

Me: oh...

Friend: ...yes?

Me: oooohhhhhhh...

Friend: Koreans?

Me: yes

Friend: what now?

Me: Bangtan

Friend: the heck is a Bangtan?

Me: they posted another Bangtan Bomb

Friend: tf?

Me: excuse the weirdness but I have to watch this

Friend:

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Friend: this is literally them opening and closing a window while one of them eats standing out the sunroof

Me: exactly

Friend: are all of these like that?

Me: no

Friend: okay good

Me: sometimes Jin eats food

Friend: srsly

Me: and opens and closes a door

Friend: you're kidding me

Me: for 30 seconds

Friend: and you find it entertaining

Me: yes

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: I've watched it twenty times

Friend: just leave

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Me: omgggg

Friend: more Koreans

Me: why do you assume that?

Friend: because it's all you've been talking about lately

Me: not true

Friend: you were watching videos during class

Me: they were important videos

Friend: of Koreans eating?

Me: no, this one was V

Friend: doing what?

Me: no one knows

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Friend: what tf are you watching?

Me: what?

Friend: they look possessed

Me: what do you mean?

Friend: and what is he doing- is that what he calls dancing?

Me: hey, Jin's traffic control dance is adorable

Friend: um...

Me: it's his thing

Friend: and the two doing the- WTF

Me: what?

Friend: what are the two in the middle doing

Me: oh I think that's Rap Mon's signature move

Friend: and the three on the side?

Me: imitating EXO's tree at the beginning of Growl feat Yoongi being cute

Friend: and I'm not gonna even talk about the other two

Me: hehe Hopie and Jin... Omg I forgot their ship name

Friend: their /what/

Me: ship name

Friend: ship?

Me: yes

Friend: you mean you ship these guys with each other?

Me: yes

Friend: like as in love and kiss and sex?

Me: well, I'm more of a BroTP fan

Friend: the heck is BroTP

Me: but some fans do

Friend: oh gosh

Me: you should see the edits, hold on lemme find the V-Hope one-

Friend: bye

-Admin Jinnie

When Fangirling About K-pop Around Friends Pt 2

Me: I'm okay now

Friend: oh really now?

Me: yes

Friend: good

Me: yes

Friend: so my boyfriend is so sweet, right?

Me: yes

Friend: and he said he loved me again today

Me: yes

Friend: he also called me a Princess~

Me: yes

Friend: are you even listening?

Me: no

Friend: srsly are we even friends

Me: yes, but Instagram is calling

Friend: oh my gosh again?

Me: well, it's the morning in Korea, so yes

Friend: can we not talk about-

Me: //grabs phone and sees BtoB has uploaded pictures

Friend: no- don't-

Me: SHHH

Friend: ugh, this again

Me: well Peniel just posted something and I love his posts so much

Friend: why?

Me: him and Amber are two of my favorite people on Instagram

Friend: again I say, why?

Me: cause they're funny and post in English- WHAT

Friend: wtf is it now

Me: NO

Friend: here we go again...

Me: THEY CAN'T DO THIS TO ME

Friend: what are they doing?

Me: Comeback

Friend: "comeback"?

Me: just like Teen Top

Friend: omg

Me: and like Bangtan

Friend: really

Me: except Bangtan didn't ever LEavE

Friend: and???

Me: that means THREE OF MY FAVORITE BANDS are promoting all at the same time

Friend: fun

Me: except Teen Top is coming back the 18th and BtoB isn't coming back till the 29th

Friend: fun

Me: and who knows about Bangtan cause they just pop up out of no where like their Original version of I Need U...

Friend: fun

Me: no not fun

Friend: okay, not fun

Me: it means I'll die

Friend: really

Me: yes

Friend: okay just leave

Me: wait I promise I'll be good

Friend: okay. Fine, you can stay

Me: yay!

Friend: so Dan and Phil posted a new video

Me: ohhh yay!

Friend: it's soooo hot omg I love them

Me: YAS they are just perf-

Phone: *ding*!

Me:

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Friend: hoe don't do it

Me: ...

Friend:

Me: //grabs phone

Friend: omg

-Admin Jinnie

How K-Pop Ruins Life Pt 2

(I used 'person' to represent your kpop fan friend whether it be friend, sister, cousin, or someone, and if you don't have one feel free to talk to me~)

Me: So I was going through my closet the other day looking for something to wear

Person: yeah?

Me: and in my head, I was like "omg I'll wear this TOP-..."

Person: omg

Me: So I started thinking, "You know what, the next K-Idol might as well be named 'shirt'."

Person: for real, though. Every time someone says something about Bacon, I have to remember that they're not talking about Baekhyun...

Me: I know!

Person: I also saw people selling sugar-cookies and they asked me if i wanted some... I made a complete fool of myself...

Me: please don't tel me you said something about Suga and Kookie...

Person: hahahhhh

Me: Oh and I heard someone telling someone else to zoom in on something and I looked around everywhere for XuiMin, until I realized...

Person: *sighs*

Me: I know.

Person: ...my dad was showing me a video of the behind the scenes to a movie and I thought the BTS in the title stood for Bangtan...

Me: omg I think that every time I see "BTS" in a video title

Person: yeah

Me: So moving on to songs ruining my life

Person: oh gosh there are so many

Me: For starters, SHINee's new song, View

Person: oooooommmmmmmmggggggggg YES

Me: One person says "view" and I bust out in song like "Neomu areumdaun-daun-daun-daun view"!!!

Person: speaking of SHINee, Replay is another one that ruins me

Me: truth. So much truth

Person: adding to the list, 'Ready or Not' and 'Forever or Never'

Me: I can relate to Ready or Not

Person: okay let's pause there because this is gold for another post

Me: okay

Person: so EXO

Me: oh gosh

Person: History, Overdose, and Mama

Me: Don't forget Thunder, Growl, Heart Attack, Wolf, Run-

Person: you know what this one has enough for a post in itself, too

Me: shhh stop breaking the fourth wall

-Admins Jinnie and Jongie

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 1

Me: so he was- wait Twitter is calling

Friend: srsly?

Me: shhh //runs hand down face

Friend: dhehflghatfj! //swats my hand away

Me: OMG

Friend: what???

Me: NOT AGAIN WHY

Friend: are you okay???

Me: WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS TO ME

Friend: wtf is wrong with you?

Me: they're promoting ANOTHER song?

Friend: who?

Me: it's been a month! Do they not rest

Friend: it's Koreans isn't it

Me: first "I Need U" and now "Sick" I just can't

Friend: yeah it's Koreans

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Me: why

Friend: what

Me: wwwhhhyyyy

Friend: what

Me: WHy

Friend: WHAT

Me: Teen Top

Friend: oh come on

Me: they just...

Friend: can we talk about more interesting things?

Me: they cAN't be promoting at the same time as Bangtan

Friend: what is it a law or something

Me: my feels will die

Friend: omg

Me: they're gonna fly away

Friend: the heck

Me: and NEvEr cOMe baCK

Friend: you'll be fine

Me: WILL I?!

Friend: geez calm down

Me: I CAN'T bE caLm rIGhT nOw

Friend: just shut up and eat ice cream or something

-hours later-

Me: wait

Friend: wtf what now

Me: it's Twitter agai- HOLY- WHAT

Friend: ???

Me: TEASER PHOTOS

Friend: teaser photos?

Me: THEY ALREADY ARE POSTING THEM- WHY RAPMON

Friend: "Rap Mon"? Wtf?

Me: //incoherent sobbing

Friend: oookkkkkaaaayyyy... //goes to get food

-one day later-

Phone: *ding*!

Friend: don't you dare

Me: but it's-

Friend: no

Me: but they-

Friend: no

Me: THIS IS IMPOR-

Friend: NO

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Me: *grabs phone anyway*

Friend: gtfo

Me: Omg...

Friend:

Me: this picture

Friend:

Me: his hair is BLONDE

Friend: what

Me: it's BLONDE! DO YOu sEE tHIs?!?

Friend: what

Me: it is /BLONDE/

Friend: okay stfu I get it

Me: he had BLACK HAIR the other day!

Friend: don't they dye their hair all the time?

Me: HE LIED HOW DAre hE

Friend: okay calm down

Me: he had HIS haIR SPrayED

Friend: shut-

Me: to look freaking black

Friend: -up

Me: ANd IT Was BlONDe

Friend: shut up-

Me: THE WHOLe tiME

Friend: OKAY calm tf down

Me: I Can'T CaLM DOwn

Friend: yes you can or you're leaving

Me: fine

Friend: good

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Friend:

Me: but it's BLOndE

Friend: leave

-Admin Jinnie

What happens when Bangtan finds out about Fanfictions?

Yoongi: Taehyung has been staring at his computer for three hours and hasn't moved a centimeter.

Hobi: Looks like he's turning into you.

Yoongi: Shut up, horse face.

RapMon: *silently writing lyrics and breaks his pencil in half* Ugh, not again! *throws it into the trash along with 20 others*

Jungkook: *sits next to Taehyung* Hyung, what are you doing?

Taehyung: *blinks and looks up at Jungkook as he closes his laptop* What? I wasn't doing anything.

Yoongi: What-? You're kidding. You've been sitting there for three hours.

Taehyung: And that's not normal?

Jimin: Since when were you normal?

RapMon: Could you guys be quieter? I'm trying to write our next song's lyrics.

Everyone: *Ignores RapMon*

Hobi: Just tell us what you were doing since Yoongi Hyung seems so interested.

Taehyung: I wasn't doing anything.

RapMon: *gets up and grabs Taehyung's laptop and quickly passes it to Jimin* Oh?

Taehyung: Wait! *tries to tackle Jimin but falls over Kookie* I can explain!

Jimin: *glares at Taehyung who's on top of Kookie*

RapMon: *opens the laptop to see "Asian Fanfics"*

Yoongi: What the-?

Hobi: "Asian Fanfics"?

Jin: *walks in and sees Taehyung on top of Kookie* ... I leave for two minutes and then come back to this.

Jungkook: Taehyung Hyung has been reading Asian Fanfics!

Jin: He's been reading what?

Taehyung: *gets off of Kookie* Do none of you know what fanfictions are?

Everyone: ...

Jungkook: Isn't that a song by Beast Sunbaenim?

Yoongi: What? That's Fiction, not Fanfiction.

Hobi: I don't understand- Oh! Look, I see my name!

Taehyung: And it begins...

RapMon: *scrolling down the page* mpreg? What does that-

Yoongi: Wait- What?! What are you reading, Taehyung!?

Hobi: V-Hope? Isn't that our ship name?

RapMon: Gas Station x Namjoon? What?

Jimin: YES! I SEE JIKOOK!

Taehyung: Oh look, another Mario x Jin one...

Jin: Another???

Yoongi: Where are the Yoongi x Sleep ones?

Hobi: They even have V x Lollipop

RapMon: 'Lemon'? Is this a story of us eating lemons?

Jimin: Hyung, what does 'smut' mean?

Jin: *closes laptop and takes it from Jimin* You're all too young for this.

Yoongi: *groans* Here we go again...

Jin: We can't corrupt Jungkook's innocence.

Yoongi: So that makes all of us too young to read smut?

Jungkook: What's smut, Hyung?

Jin: *covers Jungkook's ears and glares at Yoongi* At least have enough respect to not say these things around him.

Yoongi: You treat him like he's five, Hyung.

Taehyung: Can I have my laptop back, Jin Hyung?

Jimin: B-but... there was JiKook...

-Admin Jinnie

When Fangirling about K-Pop Around Friends Pt 6

-Another BTS Version because COncEPT phOTos-

Me: oh no

Friend: oh no

Me: ooohh noooo

Friend: it's Twitter again isn't it

Me: I can't look

Friend: then don't

Me: but I HaVE to

Friend: okay then look

Me: BUT I'M NOT READY

Friend: then get ready

Me: yOU CAn neVER bE REadY foR BanGTAn

Friend: omg then just shut up

Me: I'm gonna look

Friend: then look

Me: I'm gonna do it

Friend: then do it

Me: here I go...

Friend: okay...

Me:

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Me: I can't

Friend: omg really

Me: I think it's Jungkook today

Friend: you think it's what today

Me: if it's Jungkook I'll die

Friend: tf is a Jungkook?

Me: I can't

Friend: then stfu

Me: okay...

Friend:

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Me: I have to look

Friend: omg

Me: I can do this...

Friend: THEN DO IT ALREADY

Me: okay okay fine

Friend: finally...

Me: //slowly reaches for phone and unlocks it

Friend: well?

Me: //stops breathing

Friend: wtf what

Me: i-it's

Friend: it's?

Me: It's not...

Friend: just freaking say it alre-

Me: IT's JIn Oh MY OvarIES ArE DEaD

Friend: Jin?

Me: JUST LOOK AT THIS HE'S A DOCTOR

Friend: okay...?

Me: a DOctOR

Friend: so what

Me: AND HIS HAIR

Friend: ugh

Me: it's BlaCK aGAin

Friend: didn't you have enough fangirling over hair with the blonde guy?

Me: WhY WOulD yOU brINg YOonGI uP RIgHt noW

Friend: I just don't get you

Me: //crying

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Me: I'm not gonna make it

Friend: you're not gonna make what

Me: I'm not gonna live through this

Friend: wtf live through what?

Me: I'm NoT goNNA liVe

Friend: omg stop over-exaggerating

Me: I'm noT oVEr-eXAgGeraTIng

Friend: yes you are

Me: you don't understand

Friend: ugh

Me: you don't understand the pAiN they put me through

Friend: they live on the other side of the world how much pain could the give you

Me: first 'I Need U'

Friend: omg stfu about that song

Me: then the 'For You' music video that KILLED MY FLUFFY FEELS

Friend: just like everything else

Me: and now another one

Friend: yes, all within a month, you've said that over and over

Me: and this coNCept

Friend: along with every other concept ever

Me: is just perFEct

Friend: so what makes this one different?

Me: ...

Friend: because if every single one 'kills' you

Me: ...

Friend: why is this one so different

Me: ...

Friend: cause you do this /every time/

Me: ...

Friend: and I'm sick of you talking about it

Me:

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Me: but bLOndE YoONgI

Friend: if you say another word about it I'll kill you

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Friend 1: Someone call the doctor cause my little brother is sick

Me: ME I'LL CALL

Friend 2: ...okaayyyy

Me: //faintly plays 'Overdose' in the background

Friend 1: off

Friend 2: turn it off

Me: fine

-thirty minutes later-

Jin: someone called for a Doctor

Friend 1: you're kidding

Friend 2: isn't that one of your Koreans?

Me: you said to call a doctor

Friend 1: omg I meant a REAL one

Me: oh

Jin: so you don't need a doctor?

Friend 2: omg you're not a real doctor

-Admin Jinnie