When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 6

When Fangirling about K-Pop Around Friends Pt 6

-Another BTS Version because COncEPT phOTos-

Me: oh no

Friend: oh no

Me: ooohh noooo

Friend: it's Twitter again isn't it

Me: I can't look

Friend: then don't

Me: but I HaVE to

Friend: okay then look

Me: BUT I'M NOT READY

Friend: then get ready

Me: yOU CAn neVER bE REadY foR BanGTAn

Friend: omg then just shut up

Me: I'm gonna look

Friend: then look

Me: I'm gonna do it

Friend: then do it

Me: here I go...

Friend: okay...

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: I can't

Friend: omg really

Me: I think it's Jungkook today

Friend: you think it's what today

Me: if it's Jungkook I'll die

Friend: tf is a Jungkook?

Me: I can't

Friend: then stfu

Me: okay...

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: I have to look

Friend: omg

Me: I can do this...

Friend: THEN DO IT ALREADY

Me: okay okay fine

Friend: finally...

Me: //slowly reaches for phone and unlocks it

Friend: well?

Me: //stops breathing

Friend: wtf what

Me: i-it's

Friend: it's?

Me: It's not...

Friend: just freaking say it alre-

Me: IT's JIn Oh MY OvarIES ArE DEaD

Friend: Jin?

Me: JUST LOOK AT THIS HE'S A DOCTOR

Friend: okay...?

Me: a DOctOR

Friend: so what

Me: AND HIS HAIR

Friend: ugh

Me: it's BlaCK aGAin

Friend: didn't you have enough fangirling over hair with the blonde guy?

Me: WhY WOulD yOU brINg YOonGI uP RIgHt noW

Friend: I just don't get you

Me: //crying

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Me: I'm not gonna make it

Friend: you're not gonna make what

Me: I'm not gonna live through this

Friend: wtf live through what?

Me: I'm NoT goNNA liVe

Friend: omg stop over-exaggerating

Me: I'm noT oVEr-eXAgGeraTIng

Friend: yes you are

Me: you don't understand

Friend: ugh

Me: you don't understand the pAiN they put me through

Friend: they live on the other side of the world how much pain could the give you

Me: first 'I Need U'

Friend: omg stfu about that song

Me: then the 'For You' music video that KILLED MY FLUFFY FEELS

Friend: just like everything else

Me: and now another one

Friend: yes, all within a month, you've said that over and over

Me: and this coNCept

Friend: along with every other concept ever

Me: is just perFEct

Friend: so what makes this one different?

Me: ...

Friend: because if every single one 'kills' you

Me: ...

Friend: why is this one so different

Me: ...

Friend: cause you do this /every time/

Me: ...

Friend: and I'm sick of you talking about it

Me:

Friend:

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Friend:

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Friend:

Me: but bLOndE YoONgI

Friend: if you say another word about it I'll kill you

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Friend 1: Someone call the doctor cause my little brother is sick

Me: ME I'LL CALL

Friend 2: ...okaayyyy

Me: //faintly plays 'Overdose' in the background

Friend 1: off

Friend 2: turn it off

Me: fine

-thirty minutes later-

Jin: someone called for a Doctor

Friend 1: you're kidding

Friend 2: isn't that one of your Koreans?

Me: you said to call a doctor

Friend 1: omg I meant a REAL one

Me: oh

Jin: so you don't need a doctor?

Friend 2: omg you're not a real doctor

-Admin Jinnie

What happens when SHINee deprives Onew of Chicken?

Jonghyun: So... what do you want to ea-

Onew: CHICKEN!!!!!!

Key: Not you Onew Hyu-

Onew: My name's not Onew! It's Captain Chicken!

Minho: I'm going out. Who wants to come?

Taemin: Me!

Jonghyun: Me!

Onew: Yay! Let's go get chicken!!!

Others: Aniya!

Onew: I am leader! You do as I say!

Minho: Jonghyung Hyung, Tae, let's go.

Onew: *Stands up* Chicken is my Baby! I must have it!

Jonghyun: I have the keys. Run to the door!

J,M,&T: *start running*

Onew: *Jumps in front of Taemin and Minho while glaring at Jonghyun* Chicken is LIFE!

Key: He's gone mad...

Jonghyun: No duh!

Onew: *Starts mumbling incoherent things*

Taemin: Minho hyung, I'm scared.

Minho: Me too...

Onew: CHICKEN IS LIFE!!! I WANT IT!!!

Key: Okay! You can have your chicken!!

Onew: *Turns back into self* Okaiii!

Everyone: *sighs*

Taemin: Just a typical Friday...

-Admin Jongie

How K-pop Ruins Life Pt 1

Friend: omg that cap looks so good on him!

Me: wait- what?

Friend: the guy in the cap over there

Me: CAP...?

Friend: yes, the things people wear on their head...

Me: OH, sorry, I misunderstood

Friend: uhm... okay?

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Friend: This top is so cute!

Me: TOP is more of sexy than cute

Friend: What. This top isn't sexy at all

Me: HOW DARE YOU, HE IS A SEX GOD

Friend: ...what.

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Me: omg can we make SugaKookies plz?

Friend: what. did you just say Suga c-

Me: no. I didn't

Friend: rrrriiiggghhhtttt

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Friend: omg let me borrow your phone

Me: *wasn't listening* wait Baro?

Friend: let me borrow your phone

Me: oh

Friend: what'd you think I said-

Me: Nothing

-Admins Jinnie and Jongie

When Bangtan tries to clean the dorm...

Jin: Okay, first off, RapMon, don't touch anything-

RapMon: *breaks the chair he's sitting in* hah, got it.

Jin: *facepalms* Moving on, Jimin and Jungkook, you guys clean the bathrooms.

Jungkook: Can't I go with Taehyung Hyung instead?

Jimin: *REJECTED*

Jin: Why??

Jungkook: Last time I was cleaning the bathrooms with Jimin Hyung, things got weird.

Jimin: Aniya! Nothing weird happened!

Jin: Just go clean the bathrooms. It's not like he's gonna do anything to you.

Jungkook: *groans and heads to the bathroom with a happy Jimin behind him*

Jin: Taehyung, you and Hoseok clean the bedroom and gather up the laundry.

Hoseok: Laundry duty again?

Taehyung: *giggles* he said duty...

Jin: Don't complain! It's better than cleaning the bathroom, isn't it?

Hoseok: But Yoongi Hyung and Namjoon don't have to do anything?

Yoongi: *with his eyes closed* disturb my nap and I'll kill you.

Jin: He'll do something eventually, but I don't think any of us want to-

*CRASH*

RapMon: Oops...

Everyone: *looks to the broken dishes on the floor*

Jin: *sighs* Namjoon, you go do the laundry. Clothes are harder to ruin.

Hoseok: Then what do we do?

Jin: Just clean up the bedroom a bit and organize things. After you finish, come help Yoongi with the dishes he'll be doing when he wakes up.

Yoongi: I'm not doing the dishes.

Jin: Oh yes you are, you hardly ever clean the dorm, and we're all sick of you being lazy.

Yoongi: Well, I'm sick of you bossing me around.

Hoseok: Yoongi Hyung, just do what he says.

Yoongi: *mumbles and gets up to start on the dishes*

Taehyung: Then what are you doing, Jin Hyung?

Jin: I'm gonna head to the store and then vacuum when I get back. The house better be in one piece.

Taehyung: *giggles* he said One Piece...

Hoseok: Neh, Hyung! I'll make sure everything is okay-

*RRRIIIIPPPP*

RapMon: Oops... *walks into the living room with a shirt torn in half*

Taehyung: *cries and runs to the shirt RapMon's holding* GEORGE!

Jin: *facepalms* Maybe I shouldn't leave...

Hoseok: No, I got this, Hyung! I'm good at being a leader-

Jungkook: Jimin Hyung! That's Yoongi Hyung's toothbrush!

Yoongi: *yells* What did you do to my toothbrush, Jimin?!

Jungkook: He dropped it in the to-

Jimin: Sink! It's in the sink!

Jin: Aish...

Yoongi: Add "toothbrush" to your grocery list, Hyung.

Jin: I think someone else should go. I don't think-

Hoseok: No! I can be in charge! I know how to be a good leader!

RapMon: Why can't I be in charge? I'm literally the leader.

Everyone: Because you break everything!

RapMon: Right... *mumbles curses at the others as he turns back to do the laundry while Taehyung pulls all of his laundry away from him*

Jin: Fine... I'll go to the store. I'll be back in thirty minutes; maybe less.

-20 minutes later-

Jin: *opens the door to the dorm to see Jimin soaking wet, Jungkook laughing at Jimin, Taehyung crying over his torn laundry all over the floor, Rapmon shoving torn clothes into the washing machine, Yoongi sleeping on the kitchen island, and Hoseok no where to be seen.*

Jin: What happened???

Everyone: *shuts up and looks at Jin*

Jungkook: Uhh...

Taehyung: *cries as he tries to throw his clothes back together* My clothes are RUINED!

Jimin: The toilet totally did NOT explode on me...

RapMon: and we totally did not throw Hoseok in the closet.

Jin: What the- why?!

Yoongi: *mumbling* because he wouldn't shut up

Hoseok: *muffled noises from the bedroom closet*

Jin: I am never leaving you guys alone to clean ever again...

Yoongi: But you got my tooth brush, right?

-Admin Jinnie

What K-Pop fans say verses what they mean...

What We Say: OMG PUT YOUR SHIRT DOWN AND LEAVE IT THERE NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT STOP IT

What We Mean: KEEP YOUR SHIRT UP FOR ALL ETERNITY PLZ JUST WALK AROUND LIKE THAT SO THAT I CAN SEE MORE PLZ YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL

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What We Say: Ssssstttttoooooooppppppp posting videos of them eating!

What We Mean: omg omg omg OMg do NOT stop posting them keep them coming or just film at the diner table every night and then I can die happy

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What We Say: OMG JUST STOP POSTING SELCAS TO TWITTER PLZ MY PHONE IS ALREADY FULL

What We Mean: Plz post a selca every day plz plz never stop posting them they GIvE Me lIfe

-Admin Jinnie

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 7

-SHINee version pt 1 (songs)-

Me: are we there yet

Friend: no

Me: are we there yet

Friend: no

Me: are we-

Friend: NO.

Me: well when-

Friend: I'll tell you when we get to the destination

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: ~Nan gal su isseulkka~

Friend: no

Me: ~Naui Destination~

Friend: apparently using bigger vocabulary doesn't help with this situation

Me: nope.

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Friend: look at what I drew~

Me: wow, it looks really good

Friend: I know, I made it really colorful to give it a cartoon feel

Me: ...cool~

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: ~You make my life Colorful~

Friend: why do I still talk to you

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Friend: can you put that song on replay, plz?

Me: ~Noona Neomu Yeppeo~

Friend: what

Me: ~Michyeo~

Friend: wait

Me: ~Replay~

Friend: no

Me: ~Replay~

Friend: no

Me: ~Replay~

Friend: I meant to say repeat omg

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Friend: nooo

Me: what?

Friend: my little brother is showing symptoms of a cold

Me: symptoms

Friend: yes- wait

Me:

Friend: he's showing signs of it not symp-

Me: ~UIMIL AL SU EOMNEUN MUGWANSIMHAN NE PYOJEONG~

Friend: why are you like this

Me: ~SUMI SUMI SUMI MEOMCHWO~

Friend: why

Me: ~CHAGAUN NUNBICHE PAEIN NAE~

Friend: plz stop

-Admin Jinnie