Ladies And Gentlemen, I Present To You Free The Caged Laughter, A Truly Touching Artwork By The One And

“Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Free the Caged Laughter, a truly touching artwork by the one and only Rike; may her Majesty bless us with her heaven-sent scriptures. Free the Caged is a series of woefully gut-wrenching recollections of life after the mafia of our favourite casts from the amazing legend that is Caged. Within this series, you will find breathtaking tales such as Puggle Wuggle ft. Kookie the Pug, Mad Hatter Vegas, A Tale of Carma ft. The McD Delivery Guy and The Secret to Long Life: Apple, each just as capable of reducing you into a gasping, sobbing mess as the last. So come, join me as we venture once more into the intricate realm of the Caged fic verse, and lose ourselves to the call of the wind bone rattling wails once more!”

TCW;DR: I just got thinking bored and decided to come up with a prose about crack!alternate ending drabbles that have yet to exist, but would probably make me wheeze my insides out with laughter if they did. (Rike you beautiful human please feel free to attempt to prove me right :))

……@mrsmon too much? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I refuse to finish reading caged yet. I don't ever want it to end (but secretly I really wanna find out what happens next). The struggle 😭😭😭

What chapter are you on? I’ll just spoil you, Namjoon and OC adopt three pugs and name them Kanye, Drake, and Marshall, Hoseok and Jimin elope to Vegas and win 200,000 dollars and spend it all on hats, Taehyung opens a car dealership called “Taeyota”, Jin buys Apple and creates cell phones with long battery lives that don’t just turn themselves off in the cold (seriously tho wtf), Jungkook buys a pug costume and scares Namjoon almost to death when they meet at the open fridge one night, and Yoongi moves into a tree house to “find himself” before deciding he misses McDonald’s delivery too much and moving into Taehyung’s villa. He then also opens a car dealership called “Yoondai”.

There now you can go ahead and read it

Single-handedly the best and worst thing I’ve done all day

Google searched “Min Yoongi in suits”

Aww, shucks

so @tayegi and i were just talking about how jimin has changed and we came up with some interesting points.

firstly, he’s matured. he used to clown around a lot during their debut days. but now hes more quiet. he’s still soft and laughs at everything but he is more control with his emotions. like before he would get angry really easily and it would show on his face. 

secondly, he’s always been really seductive but his method of seduction seems to have changed, he used to exaggerate sexual gestures e.g. the excessive running his fingers through his hair, the excessive tongue, the abs. the muscle shirts, now, he uses just the right amount to make everyone swerve. he just has to look someone in the eyes and smile and they’re gone. his sexiness has become more subtle now with side glances instead of the abs in your face. also his voice.. according to lu, “the man learned how to growl!”

thirdly, his physical appearance has changed a lot. his baby features have matured, his make-up has become more modest (he used to go crazy for eyeliner lol remember guys good times), his foundation matches his skin tone, they dont use concealer on his lips anymore. remember when he considered himself the ugliest of bts, i feel like now he’s comfortable in his skin. he knows that he’s attractive, not to everyone but to a lot of people, and tbh, confidence is very sexy.

this being said, as a jimin stan, i love both sides of jimin. the man that he was and the man that he is becoming.

Are Yoongi and Namjoon really best friends?

uuuummmMMMM GIRL GET READY TO BE SAVED BY THE ONLY FRIENDSHIP THAT COULD TOP YALL’S VMIN. imma hit u up with a bullet list

they were the first members of bts and were trainees together for a long time… they starved and composed tirelessly together

“6 year team” 

working together for years… fighting at first because life was so fucking hard and then coming to love each other so much

“ayo suga” LITERALLY ALL OF NAMJOON’S RAP IN “MOVE”

WHILE WE ARE ON THE SUBJECT OF WRITING SONGS FOR EACH OTHER!!! SPRING DAY IS LITERALLY WRITTEN BY NAMGI FOR NAMGI

((CRYING LOUDLY)) 

yoongi getting namjoon a ring… which joon swears he will wear for a long time…

I AINT KIDDING BITCH HES FAITHFUL

speaking of gifts MIN YOONGI TAKING CARE OF HIS FORGETFUL JOONIE AND QUIETLY BUYING HIS A NEW WALLET AFTER HE LOSES IT ((thAT LITTLE SMILE WHEN HE’S BEEN OUTED FOR BEING A SOFTIE))

namjoon and yoongi supporting each other and cheering each other on??? always?? the most supportive?? boyfriends best friends for fucking life??????

yoongi cheering namjoon on excitedly when he performed with MFBTY “NAMJOON-AH” on his daMN TIPPY TOES TOO ((if you still alive you WRONG!! this shit the CUTEST))

namjoon with that “you got this” waist swipe during cypher??? girl kms

talking about how cute yoongi is in his 21st Century Girls part LIKE THIS!! YOU BOTH LOVE EACH OTHER!!

OR LIKE THEM CRYING TOGETHER BEFORE RELEASING WINGS BC THEY REMEMBERED BEING POOR AND LIVING TOGETHER AND HAVING NOTHING AND NOW THEY’RE FUCKING FAMOUS

AND THEN HUGGING EACH OTHER AND CRYING AFTER THE DAESUNG AWARD??!!!

and then.. the most important moment of my life… “i love you min yoongi” 

shit changed me

i had 2 be hospitalized for a whole year im still not out tf

so yes girl!!! they’re best friends. fuck they probably in love too.

thank u for the ask i got to let my sugamon freak fly

Family

Sometimes, I idly wonder why I'm such a cynical b*tch when it comes to family (ie. people you associate yourself with -- as well as feel a certain kinship for, be it obliged or otherwise -- due to blood ties). And then I listen to my mum's retelling of all the shit she's been through, and I remember.

Family? That's something I choose for myself. Screw blood ties. Doesn't mean fk to me.

Someone come hit me

Really. Someone come hit some sense into me. Some sense of urgency. I’m way behind on my revision, but somehow I’m hitting an absolute plateau in terms of feeling and this is not helped by my recent lack of self-hate. At least back when I hated myself with more intensity, I could actually guilt myself into doing something. Now it's just dumb and annoying. Like, I wanna feel urgent, I want to feel scared and panicked, but I feel absolutely nothing. It wouldn't have been a problem if only I wasn't such a freaking procrastinator on top of being behind schedule. Gah. I. Am. (Probably.) Doomed. Can I please be allowed to spam random notes here? It might get me into the mood to study.