I Ended Up Being Stuck In A Smackhouse Sat On A Bed Alone With 3 Men I Didnt Know Whilst My Ex Was Upstairs,

i ended up being stuck in a smackhouse sat on a bed alone with 3 men i didnt know whilst my ex was upstairs, and u can imagine how absolutely scared shitless i was, like firstly dont just LEAVE ME THERE ??? IN A LOCKABLE ROOM ALONE WITH 3 STRANGERS???? LEAVE ME OUTSIDE OR SUM SHIT ??? but luckily the worst case scenario didnt happen, instead the second worst case scenario i never predicted happened, which was the mid 30yr old white man explaining to freshly 18 yr old me how historically racist terms arnt racist. and i just sat there like okay??? this isnt the worst option, but its absolutely one of them. i had never missed my mum as much as then.

DEADPOOL 3 & WOLVERINE 4

(they havent stopped arguing about it)

as the full title would've been funny as fuck, and great promo, but be fucking boring for legal reasons ig. disappointing as always.

[sleeveless spandex warning]

I had a lot of fights with the MCU’s marketing department because I really wanted this movie to be called “Deadpool 3”, but then good old Hugh started floating the idea of changing the title to “Wolverine 4”, so in retrospect I think Disney made the right call.

“Deadpool & Wolverine” is out now in theaters that offer the ability to time travel to next July.

i had more of a reaction seeing this photo for the first time then i ever have being touched by a man. im actually shaking a little bit. shes so powerful. i wont her so bad.

"man of bear?" barry bee benson.

"best friend" is wayyyyyy too casual im gonna start calling the ones i love "My Messiah"

why doesn't top heavy gimp just eat bottom heavy gimp and gain his bottom powers??