illegitimatewizzardry - Licensed Cannibal
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Why Doesn't Top Heavy Gimp Just Eat Bottom Heavy Gimp And Gain His Bottom Powers??

Why Doesn't Top Heavy Gimp Just Eat Bottom Heavy Gimp And Gain His Bottom Powers??

why doesn't top heavy gimp just eat bottom heavy gimp and gain his bottom powers??


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layed up in bed thinking abt the times i smiled when i shouldve punched him in his fucking face n swung his fucking jaw smackhead style


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"i couldnt love a child that isnt mine" i can not walk past a flower without appreciating the beauty of its individuality, and the preciousness of its life, as that is soon to fade and that always makes me sad. i cannot walk past a cat without saying hello, and waiting to see if they want anything, i say good morning to the birds and good night to the bats, and any life seeking shelter may find it in my arms, and any life seeking warmth may find it in my heart. i could love anything, given the chance, i dont see the harm in that.

how to tell someones downloaded tumblr after the "go nuts, show nuts, we dont care!" phase

How To Tell Someones Downloaded Tumblr After The "go Nuts, Show Nuts, We Dont Care!" Phase

hes like a sleep paralysis demon with anxiety.

am i scaring you? are you sure? yeah but-

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i ended up being stuck in a smackhouse sat on a bed alone with 3 men i didnt know whilst my ex was upstairs, and u can imagine how absolutely scared shitless i was, like firstly dont just LEAVE ME THERE ??? IN A LOCKABLE ROOM ALONE WITH 3 STRANGERS???? LEAVE ME OUTSIDE OR SUM SHIT ??? but luckily the worst case scenario didnt happen, instead the second worst case scenario i never predicted happened, which was the mid 30yr old white man explaining to freshly 18 yr old me how historically racist terms arnt racist. and i just sat there like okay??? this isnt the worst option, but its absolutely one of them. i had never missed my mum as much as then.