i-am-an-intrusive-thought

i am an intrusive thought

unfortunately and to the distress of many, i exist / whatever tf goes through my head goes onto this blog follow at your own risk

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Just Tried To Sayyoure Welcome Andno Problem At The Same Time And It Came Out Asyour Problem

just tried to say “you’re welcome” and “no problem” at the same time and it came out as “your problem”

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that really horrible moment when you read twix as twinks

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who the FUCK wants to give me a lil kiss on the forehead

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my dear followers

i, your lovely and benevolent shitposter, am bored.

i have work.

i do not want to do that work.

please talk to me and/or ask weirdass questions

please

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god tries to kill me at every sidewalk corner, and yet i still walk the same route knowing he is foolish enough to think i am capable of dying

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BEHOLD, the field in which i grow my fucks! lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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