Yes That's How I Feel About Them! They Didn't Work When They Were Together And They Broke Up. So Then

Yes that's how I feel about them! They didn't work when they were together and they broke up. So then they got back together and broke up again and that cycles a bit, constantly proving that they don't work until she falls in love with someone else (one of Ted's best friends too) and gets married. And then not even two episodes later they're split up and it's back to Robin and the guy that she wasn't in love with.

After Barney is prepared to change his lifestyle for her (Barney marrying anyone would have been a huge deal) and promising to never lie to her (again, huge for Barney) she went back to the man who never did anything for her (also the man who made her give up her dogs? But people forget about that)

And the entire time she was getting married he wouldn't be happy for her because he felt like he deserves the girl who doesn't want him. Even after he married someone and has 2 children he's still obsessed with Robin. The show should have ended with Robin and Barney married and Ted should have actually gone to chicago and grown up

Sorry for the long response, Ted makes me mad

The more I watch himym the more I fucking hate Ted. He's so full of himself, he constantly acts like he's better than all his friends and (minor s9 spoilers) gets really mad whenever someone suggests he move on from Robin.

Robin is literally getting married to one of his best friends (Ted is literally the best man) and he's still trying when she's told him she's not interested.

Instead of trying to be happy for them or even just talking about his feelings, he's moving to a different state? Because he got rejected?

I know I'm meant to be rooting for him but is he capable of caring about anyone but himself? If he's this unbearable from his own point of view, how horrible must he be from the other people's?

DC: one of the robins and one of of the superboys are bi!

Fans: Is it timkon?

DC: Close!

Fans: Is it damijon?

DC: ooh so close, it's actually Tim x Bernard Dowd and Jon x Jay Nakamura!

Fans: Who the fuck is-

DC: This is what you wanted right? :)

For the record I love Bernard & timbern so much, I don't know much about timkon so I don't really ship it and I don't know anything about Jay (I had to google his name to make this) but I'm glad there are actually confirmed gay people in something with such a huge fan base.

That being said why did they do it like that? The fans really wanted timkon and/or damijon so DC decided to go half and half and do that instead?

Jack Skellington is so autistic omg

(Finds new thing) oh my god.. oh my GOD WHAT IS THIS :DDD

And learns every tiny detail about it (he melts a bauble in acid to see the reaction)

Then he proceeds to force everyone in the town into participating until he changes his mind and goes back to his old thing that he likes

And the fact that he does not get social ques at all. A canon is fired at him and he assumed they were celebrating until they actually hit something

I once read a fanfic where Luka called the police on her on Adrian's behalf and she got arrested. And yeah Veronica needs someone to question her a bit

I feel like so many shows make the worst people the main character and rely on people rooting for them just bc they're the main character

(This is a long ass really bitchy post about lots of fandoms I'm in sorry in advance if you choose to read this. Also these are just my opinions, please don't be mad at me 😅)

Once upon a time - Emma Swan screws Regina over billions of times (if you put up your child for a closed adoption, that means you can't go steal him back because his new mum is a bit mean to you??) but whenever Regina is an asshole back (or a lot of the time when she didn't do anything) she's the "evil character"

How I met your mother - Ted Mosby is full of himself, never developed as a character and doesn't really care about any of his friends feelings.

Batman - Bruce himself. What the fuck, why does he treat his kids like that??? Tim's 16th birthday? In some older comics he punched Dick? Also he's a ✨billionaire✨ in a city that's such a mess and never tried to help with that (to my knowledge)

Heathers - Veronica is a bad person that acts like she's amazing. No one in this is really meant to be a fully good person though so moving on.

Hazbin Hotel - I know I'm meant to root for Charlie's dream but holy shit can she stay out of other people's business for once? Her "rehabilitation" is peer pressure from an adult woman who acts like she's 12

Miraculous Ladybug - Marinette is a literal stalker. She's such a an awful person and I swear every season I've watched she's got worse. Just because you're a "hero" doesn't mean your life is more important than someone else's

Most Alice Osman books - Angel from IWBFT, Francis from radio silence, I forgot her name because I didn't get that far in but the girl from loveless, all drive me crazy. They're so self centered (Francis sees someone crying and immediately makes it about her?)

Also Ted from the lorax (self centered and a bit creepy), Harry Potter (billionare wizard chad), Mirabel from encanto (self centered and victim complex) and most anime protagonists

And there are a bunch of shows where the asshole main characters are intentional they still get so much more development than these people (blitz from Helluva boss, the main character in doki doki literature club, etc)

I would love to see more Bernard conspiracy theory shitposts

Our next theory, brought forth by Bernard Dowd, is that Batman and Batwoman are the same genderfluid person

I feel like so many shows make the worst people the main character and rely on people rooting for them just bc they're the main character

(This is a long ass really bitchy post about lots of fandoms I'm in sorry in advance if you choose to read this. Also these are just my opinions, please don't be mad at me 😅)

Once upon a time - Emma Swan screws Regina over billions of times (if you put up your child for a closed adoption, that means you can't go steal him back because his new mum is a bit mean to you??) but whenever Regina is an asshole back (or a lot of the time when she didn't do anything) she's the "evil character"

How I met your mother - Ted Mosby is full of himself, never developed as a character and doesn't really care about any of his friends feelings.

Batman - Bruce himself. What the fuck, why does he treat his kids like that??? Tim's 16th birthday? In some older comics he punched Dick? Also he's a ✨billionaire✨ in a city that's such a mess and never tried to help with that (to my knowledge)

Heathers - Veronica is a bad person that acts like she's amazing. No one in this is really meant to be a fully good person though so moving on.

Hazbin Hotel - I know I'm meant to root for Charlie's dream but holy shit can she stay out of other people's business for once? Her "rehabilitation" is peer pressure from an adult woman who acts like she's 12

Miraculous Ladybug - Marinette is a literal stalker. She's such a an awful person and I swear every season I've watched she's got worse. Just because you're a "hero" doesn't mean your life is more important than someone else's

Most Alice Osman books - Angel from IWBFT, Francis from radio silence, I forgot her name because I didn't get that far in but the girl from loveless, all drive me crazy. They're so self centered (Francis sees someone crying and immediately makes it about her?)

Also Ted from the lorax (self centered and a bit creepy), Harry Potter (billionare wizard chad), Mirabel from encanto (self centered and victim complex) and most anime protagonists

And there are a bunch of shows where the asshole main characters are intentional they still get so much more development than these people (blitz from Helluva boss, the main character in doki doki literature club, etc)