I Would Love To See More Bernard Conspiracy Theory Shitposts

I would love to see more Bernard conspiracy theory shitposts

Our next theory, brought forth by Bernard Dowd, is that Batman and Batwoman are the same genderfluid person

Yeah absolutely! Especially back when I was reading on wattpad, I read a fic where someone said they couldn't update for a bit because their friend died and then they proceeded to write the sweetest thing ever

I love the headcanon that Tim writes fanfiction about the bats because it's so in character but also it's fun to imagine the author notes

"sorry I didn't post my brother broke in and tried to kill me again"

"late bc my girlfriend got killed"

"sorry I didn't update, I got kidnapped by a cult"

Imagine one of his siblings or Bruce finding it and worrying that he's exposing his identity but everyone just thinks he's shitposting

Absolutely! Tim Grayson, Jason Drake, Richard Drake could all work but he went with one of the worst. Timothy Todd or Jason Grayson are definitely the least believable

The fact this was Damian's go-to fake name is killing me

"Quick think of a fake name!"

"my brother's first name and my other brother's last name. I'm a genius."

There is nothing worse than realizing that the reason you feel like your friends hate you is because they do. Of all the friendships I've lost, the time I recovered from easiest was the person that just told me how they felt

If you secretly hate me, please don't leave it a secret <3

a bottom-tier autistic experience is being told throughout your entire childhood that you are just an overthinker when it comes to social situations and later finding out that your friends did, in fact, hate being around you and tried to communicate that through weird little hints

"YOU WANNA SEE MY THOUGHTS!?"

"Not really- "

"HERE THEY ARE!!"

tumblr is great because no matter how many followers i get it doesn't stop me from being really fucking annoying. other places i will perhaps think before i post. Not here. not here

So I was feeling a bit sad but I was at my nan's house in her garden room and I saw a cat in her garden through the window.

Naturally I immediately went out to see the kitty and my nan was like "oh he won't let you touch him" but I walked like halfway toward it and it immediately ran over to me and let me pet it??

My little dude was so cheerful and like rolling around on the ground and he let me pet him for so long (I had to go and he was watching me leave it was so sad)

I feel like the protagonist in a horse girl film and it feels fucking amazing

He looks just like my cat but chonkier and he had thumbs and a mildly shredded collar