Kaine Is The Oldest And Super Over Protective. Peter And Ben Both Are Like Younger / Twin Energy. Just

Kaine is the oldest and super over protective. Peter and Ben both are like younger / twin energy. Just gaslighting bc to two of them specifically because like look identical to everything other than hair (and body to a small extent that not super noticeable.-as both are twinks due to kaine taking all the height and hunk-). by trying to convince people who knew them in high school (other than Harry, MJ May) that yes Ben was there in highschool just a different friend group. They were twins. You might have just thought of someone else when they said they were a single child and thought it was peter. That is Twin energy right there. Pretending to the other gaslighting total twin personality type.

I can and will die on this hill.

Between the Parker-Reilly brothers, who's personality-wise the oldest, the middle and the youngest child. Let's discuss

I feel like after the movie instead of Leo being reckless with the safety of the team now, he’s instead reckless with the safety of himself. He’s a better leader now sure, but he keeps taking heavy hits for his brothers, making sure he’s the last one out during a dangerous situation. He puts his family first 100% but at the same time is like really bad at self care

His bros would be so tired of it, like they just almost lost him to the prison dimension and he keeps pulling these stunts and putting himself in danger for them. They would have to be like “Leo if you don’t stop with this self sacrificial nonsense right now—“

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

May I also add (especially 2012) leo ongoing feud with his worst enemy. The toaster. Toaster Hate leo. all of them. Leo breaks a toaster just by touching it and needs to have other people toast bread for him.

I like how we all just decided to agree that every versions of Leo can't cook for shit and quoted "banned from the kitchen"

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