The Difference Between JJ With Raccoon Reader And Topper With Raccoon Is That JJ Makes Her Into A Rabid

The difference between JJ with raccoon reader and Topper with raccoon is that JJ makes her into a rabid raccoon that he can sick on people, while Topper turns her into a domesticated raccoon in pretty dresses. 

While they both love everything about her, JJ fixes nothing at all. He loves how messy she is and how much of a trash dog she is (they literally met when she was in the dumpster, but that’s a story for another day). Topper, on the other hand, cleans her up a bit before they go public (kook standards), but she loves to be spoiled, so that's okay. With JJ, she dresses kind of like Adam Sandler but is cuter. The baggy clothes are kind of messy; she probably wears the same outfit more than once in a row (she’s poor leave her alone). Topper sees this and takes our girl shopping IMMEDIATELY. Now don’t get ahead of ourselves; she's not wearing small, tight clothes, so he’s getting her lots of leggings and cute track suits. Our girl is a comfort-first gal, but he forces her to get some dresses to impress his friends and family. JJ will NEVER get her to wear dresses, not in her life, but it's okay because he doesn't want to see her wear anything anyway. He has trouble getting her to put pants on for company in the first place. 

Literallyyyyy.

Someone I used to work with looks like a shorter, less muscular version of him and my boss wants me to date him and I HAVE CONSIDERED IT NGL 😂😂

not ur boss playing matchmaker 😭😭

also just because I keep seeing this...no one is copying anyone or trying to be like them if you see a blog and don't like it DON'T INTERACT WITH IT

my professor pissed me off so much (RAHHHH)

I wanted to do my six page persuasive research essay on signs of the biblical end times and he completely told me NO. He has said that it wasn't academic and there was no proof. I understand if he wasn't religions and didn't believe it himself but to outright say no and there was no proof is so lame and rude like....isn’t the whole point of a persuasive research essay is to look for evidence to prove our point????

someone please write stuff for topper i know he sucks but rafe is 100x worst and y’all still write for him (i still love rafe tho he’s my sugar daddy) topper has potential y’all i know you see it 😩

i’m working on something hold on y’all!!!

I genuinely feel like Juliet searching for topper fics full on 'where art thou' type shit

can someone please give my sister topper fics @hrryp0theadik u got some!!!