Guys What If Louis Actually Saw Seventeen At Glastonbury

Guys what if Louis actually saw Seventeen at Glastonbury

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The way I’m going to become so insufferable when The umbrella academy season 4 comes out. Like I already have a plan of rewatching an episode a day before August 8th. Which will definitely bring the obsession back at full force. But imagine how bad it will be when I get new content. Anyone who gets to hear my yaps will hate me. Like I’ve only gotten a teaser and some posters, and I feel the hyperfixation creeping back in.

Paleontologist! Boyfriend Jun headcanons

Synopsis: Having a paleontologist for a boyfriend is always going to be exciting and fun, especially if his name is Wen Junhui.  Paleontologist! Junhui x gn! reader | non-idol au, fluff, established relationship | 2k words | warnings: petnames (jun bug, my little pachycephalosaurus), mention of marriage, reader is said to be very stubborn, physical touch (rubbing aloe vera after a sunburn), slight neglect of self-care, making fun of others (jokingly and with no harm intended) Note: I am obviously not a paleontologist so there might be inaccuracies in the terms.  A/n: @heavenfilm and @weird-bookworm, thank you for listening to me ramble about this hehe <3 also i’m sorry this is a little messy.

𓇽 Paleontologist boyfriend! Jun who confessed to you in the most unique and adorable way ever by giving you a pecten fossil (scallop shell fossil). Scallop shells usually symbolise both new beginnings and love. By giving you a pecten fossil, Jun told you he hoped to both convey his feelings of love towards you, and his hope of starting a new chapter in his life with you. 

𓇽 Paleontologist boyfriend! Jun who is a walking paradox when it comes to his job. He’s so serious, diligent, and passionate. He would spend hours carefully brushing off the dirt from his fossils and reconstructing the fossils. The way he handles his fossils is so endearing because he’s so gentle with them, treating them with as much care as you would give to a newborn baby. Yet, he is simultaneously the most unserious, goofball ever. 

𓇽 Paleontologist boyfriend! Jun who names his fossils and plays with them like a child playing with their dolls. The T-rex he’s been reconstructing has been affectionately named Stumpy because of its short, stumpy arms. Then, there’s the Ankylosaurus named Ankle. It’s name is ironic really, because Ankle is funnily enough, missing part of its right leg. 

𓇽 Paleontologist boyfriend! Jun who, as you can tell, can be a little mean when it comes to naming his fossils. But make no mistake, he’s very protective over them. Only Jun, and maybe you, are allowed to make fun of his fossils. One time, Dino made the mistake of insulting Stumpy’s little useless arms. Jun refused to speak to Dino for a week and then proceeded to call him a Tupandactylus, which was a type of Pterosaur (flying dinosaur), with a huge head crest because it was similar to Dino’s larger forehead. 

𓇽 Paleontologist boyfriend! Jun who takes care of his rock fossil collection like they are his children. He brushes the dust off them, sings them lullabies, tucks them into their custom made boxes designed after their respective habitats. Sometimes, when Jeonghan is out of town, he will leave Doljjong with Jun, because he knows Jun will treat Doljjong like one of his own. Jun even likes to set up a little tea party with Doljjong and some of the other fossils, just so they can get to know one another. Honestly, as adorable as it is, Jun being in the center of like 50 rocks does make it seem like Jun is carrying out witchcraft in real life. You don’t mind though, as long as Jun cleans up after because you have a real fear you might trip over his fossils and crush them, which would mean a teary eyed, very very sad Jun. 

𓇽 Paleontologist boyfriend! Jun who has affectionately given you a nickname based on a dinosaur. He loves to call you his little pachy, short for pachycephalosaurus, because the dome headed dinosaur reminded him of you for two reasons. First, pachys are very cute, just like you. Second, pachys are the dinosaurs with possibly the thickest skulls, and you too, have a thick skull. Jun often jokes that you are too stubborn for your own good. There have been multiple occasions when you followed him for a dig, only to get a horrible sunburn because you refused to listen to him and stay in the shaded tent. You insisted on being near him as he was excavating the fossil and now you’re in pain and whining about how you need him to put aloe vera on your sunburns. 

𓇽 Paleontologist boyfriend! Jun who tsks at you disapprovingly when that happens because it’s not the first time you’ve stubbornly refused to stay under the protection of the tent. Still, he lovingly and very gently applies the aloe on your skin. And yes, he kisses those spots too because he believes “kiss it to make it feel better” is 100% a real thing. 

𓇽 Paleontologist boyfriend! Jun who has also been given a nickname by you based on his profession. You love to call him your Jun-bug. You named him that after his love of looking for little fossilised bugs. Once for an anniversary, you gave him a bug-eyed coltraneia trilobite fossil, which had this beautifully curved shell with many line indentations. You joked with Jun, telling him the indentations reminded you of the way Jun would literally climb on top of you, spread his arms out, and drop his entire body weight on you, literally enveloping you in a very tight, warm hug. Also, the fossil’s large eye facets were definitely similar to the way Jun’s eyes would widen when he animatedly tells you about what he’s working on. 

𓇽 Paleontologist boyfriend! Jun whose favourite date night activity is to do those fossil kits meant for children. He thinks it’s really fun and nostalgic. It reminds him of the times he used to do it as a child. And it’s always fun to see you get frustrated when the fossils wouldn’t open as easily as you think. He’s a cheeky little Jun-bug and he does love to ruffle your feathers, but mostly, he likes to see you frustrated because then he can gently cup his hands over yours to help you chip away at the fossils. He also likes to sit behind you, resting his head on your shoulder as you both work on the fossil kit. The intimacy of it all brings him an immense amount of joy. Getting the fossil at the end of it is just a plus point. 

𓇽 Paleontologist boyfriend! Jun whose other favourite date activity is to spend the day at the beach with you so he can go digging for shells and fossils. You can’t help but giggle and coo at his little beach day get up. He likes to wear a bucket hat and he carries a backpack with all the tools he might need. In his hands, he holds his tiny bucket and shovel too. Best of all, he wears the prettiest smile on his face. His face always lights up with childlike glee, his eyes sparkling in excitement. He bounces on his heels when you approach the beach, rushing off ignoring your call when you yell at him to put on sunscreen. 

𓇽 Paleontologist boyfriend! Jun who happily licks the popsicle you gave him while showing you all the pretty shells and rocks he found at the beach. When you ask him which one is his favourite, he hums in contemplation, before beaming at you and telling you that you’re the prettiest thing he’s ever seen on the beach. This obviously leaves you in a giggly, flushed mess. 

𓇽 Paleontologist boyfriend! Jun who insists on going to the beach for the sunset on your anniversary, only for him to get down on one knee. He presents you with a little pebble ammonite fossil, shyly telling you that although a ring is more traditional for a proposal, he wanted to recreate his confession to you in a way. Plus, giving you a pebble fossil was reminiscent of the way penguins would give their mates pebbles when they were ready to mate for life. This would be a special way of symbolising the next step in your relationship, and it would symbolise building the foundation of your home.  𓇽 Paleontologist boyfriend! Jun who whoops and throws his arms around you (just like the shape of that bug eyed fossil) when you accept the pebble tearfully. Because who cares about receiving a traditional ring to mark your union? Especially when you’ve been presented with something that means so much more to you and your paleontologist boyfriend fiance.

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DONT GET ME STARTED ON GLADTONBURY </3 I was meant to go for work purposes and then got told I wasn’t going and I cried for like 2 days thinking I was finally going to see them in my home country!! I was ROBBED of the best experience of my life 😭

I’m just a lil british junhui luvin lady ! so nice to see some jun enthusiasts here and I’m befriending all of them

IH MY GOD NO WAY I'M SO SORRY :(( IT'S SO FRUSTRATING TO KNOW THEY'RE SO CLOSE YET SO NIFRUNIUTHRRT I would have been bedridden ngl I would RIOT

Glastonbury was exciting in general cause Louis from 1d was also there AND I WAS LIKE FINGERS CROSSED HE PROBABLY HEARD SEVENTEEN ( or maybe he was too invested in the game that weekend cause ik my man brought a tv to the festival )

also hello nice to meet you lil British junhui lovin' lady!! I'm a lil sri lankan junhui lovin' girlie!! woww my uni is in UK and if I get selected ( FINGERS CROSSED OMG IF I DON'T I'M GONNA COMBUST ) I'm hoping to move there hehe

also yes so true i'm always so excited to meet other jun enthusiasts over here cause lordd I don't see one often these days. please feel free to talk to me about jun anytime I'm so normal about him. I'm truly not I'm feral

okay guys, i have a question for the lot of you. so there's this story i've been working on. it's a another jun au ( surprise surprise what did you expect hehe ) and currently it's at 12.4k words. i was initially thinking of releasing it as a series broken into chapters - but I noticed that a lot of people prefer long one shots instead of series' so I just wanted to what the majority would prefer y'know??

( ALSO SO TEASER - IT'S NEIGHBOUR!JUN WHO IS AN ADORABLE BALL OF SUNSHINE x SOFTWARE ENGINEER! WHO HAVEN'T INTERACTED WITH A PERSON IN THREE YEARS. they're v awkward v sweet and oh jun is a struggling parent and yn is the one who sweeps in and helps him take care of a child )

also it deals with a pretty big portion of isolation issues and the horror of losing yourself to college and work as an adult

the one who choose chaptered series - yall better have the same excitement for each chapter and not die down after two chapter mwuah ( or I'll come for your kneecap )

also here's the link if you wanna join my taglist < drop a message if you wanna be tagged when this finally comes out hehe

talk to me about jun xx

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Warnings: some hate tweets, mentions of anxiety, overthinking and panic attacks.

A/N: this part has both smau + written (2.6k words, no beta)

Your flight landed 20 minutes before schedule. After a few long hours of constant turbulence and the crying of babies, you were more than happy to disembark. But a sudden realisation of where you were and wanted was going to happen once you got off this flight made your anxiety rise again. Since the article about the dating rumor came out, it was almost like your usual anxiety had increased tenfold, making you want to run back and hide every time you left your house. Ella tapped you on the shoulder to signal that the gates were opening. You decided to swallow your nerves for the sake of the group. 

“Let’s go before it starts to rush,"  Iseul called out from her seat in the next row with Ash, who was packing her things. 

The security checks and baggage claim took ages, but finally, you were able to leave the airport and take in a much-needed breath of fresh air. There, at Arrivals, you saw a man who looked like he would be in his late 30s, holding a placard with your name on it. You nudged Iseul and nodded towards the man to signal that he might be the guide? SEVENTEEN’s management mentioned. 

“Hi, I’m y/n,"  you said, bowing slightly. “Oh hello! Nice to meet you. I am Ahn Ha-Joon, but feel free to call me Mr.  Ahn," he said with a kind smile. “I hope you all had a great flight. I have a car waiting for us right outside. Please follow me.”

You all followed Mr. Ahn out of the airport, where the cool evening air greeted us. Ash and Ella looked around in excitement, but Iseul had a mix of nostalgia and fear on her face. Knowing her past, you gave her a small squeeze on the shoulder, and she glanced over in appreciation. 

“Mr. Ahn, can we stop somewhere to eat?” Ella asked once we were all seated in the car. 

“Well, it's pretty late right now, so most restaurants would be closed, but we can stop at a 24-hour convenience store. My apologies, but there isn't any food at your accommodations right now.” 

You heard Ash whisper-yell a small yay under her breath before she decided to go back to watching videos on her phone. After that, you decided to zone out on your drive there, imagining and overthinking every possible scenario. 

Sleep didn't come easily to you the whole night, while others slept soundly after the long flight. Ever since you became a fan, Woozi has held a special place in your heart. Be it through his words, his songs, or his smile. You would wait days, often checking your phone like a depraved girlfriend and scrambling to open every notification in case Woozi posted something new. As sad and pathetic as it sounds, this is your normal. You worked on codes, you spent time with your friends, and you fangirled. Everyone knew this. And frankly, your life felt full to some extent. You never had time for anything or anyone else. Every single person you met was compared to Woozi in every aspect, and you knew how fucked up it was. He is an idol, for heaven's sake! No normal person would be this obsessed with someone they don't even know in person, but this was you. You've always found it easy to love from a distance, never knowing that love can be so self-consuming and overwhelming that you might lose a part of yourself in the process. But it was almost like you were addicted. You cried when they cried, and you laughed when they laughed. You felt proud when they achieved something and disappointed when they lost. Iseul once mentioned how this feels like a curse. To love someone so ardently and vehemently even after knowing that you never ever, not even in a million lifetimes, had a chance with this person. And perhaps she was right, because look at the mess you are in right now. You never wanted this. For you, Jihoon was a silly fantasy. Like a prince who would come sweep you off your feet, riding a white horse into the sunset. But this, this was real life. There are no princes and princesses, and there are no white horses. Just the same old you, who is a student, and your idol, Woozi. These agonizing thoughts consumed your mind until you somehow drifted off to sleep. 

The next day, you woke up to Iseul and Mr. Ahn talking by the door. She nodded in agreement at something he said. 

“Get up, girls; we leave in an hour.”

“TIME TO MEET JUNNIE LET’S GO!!!!,” Ash yelled and leaped from her bed to go take a shower. 

“Well, at least someone’s happy about this,"  Ella chuckled slightly, rubbing the sleep out of her eyes. 

Well, I guess here goes nothing…

The ride to the headquarters was silent. Everyone knew that this could potentially end badly. While the management assured me that they wouldn’t, they were still very powerful and strong and could change their minds in an instant. You could be sued and blacklisted, and honestly, none of you had that kind of money. 

“We’re here. We will be taking the backdoor because it's safer than the general entrance.”

The elevator ride to SEVENTEEN’s headquarters took forever. If this were under any other conditions, you would probably be elated to meet the people you have looked up to for so long. But right now, all you could do was try and calm your nerves so that you wouldn't go into a panic attack in front of your idols. Well, at least Ella and Ash seemed excited as they were talking in hushed whispers, whereas Iseul seemed deep in thought. The elevator dinged, signaling that we had reached it, and Mr. Ahn led us through the various doors till we reached the one beyond which stood our fate, waiting to meet us. 

The first thing you noticed was how familiar this room felt. Having seen various videos of the group doing challenges in this same space, it felt surreal to stand in the same space. 

Then you heard Ash quietly squeal and cover it up with a cough, and Iseul took charge and introduced herself. 

Last, you saw him. 

Standing here casually as ever, with his black hair slightly longer than before, was Jihoon. He was wearing an all-black outfit, but it seemed like he made an effort to clean up a bit, as you noticed a slight contrast from his usual behind-the-scenes outfit. He had a bored expression on his face, but his eyes had a glint of curiosity as he kept scanning the group till they landed on you. And you, flustered as ever, averted your gaze and slightly bowed your head in greeting. 

“It's very lovely to meet you. Thank you all for all the support you have given us.” You heard a deep voice on your side to see Scoups greet your group. 

“Well, we'll get to introductions later! Ms. Lee is waiting for us in the meeting room.” Mr. Ahn interrupted and led us all towards another door at the back of the room. 

You tried to keep a low profile, almost shrinking into yourself. A very small, tiny part of you was excited to finally meet them, but a huge part was scared as to what would happen next. 

As you all settled in the meeting room, a lady in her late 20s entered and introduced herself as Ms. Lee. She claimed to be their publicist, handling all major events for all members, from scandals to photoshoots to everything. 

“I know this isn't the most ideal situation for either party, and frankly, none of us thought it would blow so out of proportion. I mean, almost every other fan pretends to date their idol. It's one of the foundation concepts in this industry, as much as we hate to accept that.”

The members nodded in agreement and understanding and wanted the ground to swallow you whole. All those stupif things you said on Twitter at 4 a.m. when you were overworked and tired are being referenced, and oh my god, I think I'm going to die. 

“Anyways, the main reason we called you here today, Ms. Y/N, was to discuss how we should handle this. As this ‘plan’ could possibly affect the whole group as well as your friends, it makes it more feasible to discuss it with all of you. So, my team has been working out numbers, and a rumor tweet hasn't generated this much interaction for SEVENTEEN in a while. And we think it might be a good idea to play into it.” 

Everyone around us leaned forward in curiosity as to how we would ‘play into it.’

“Ms. Y/N, we want you to date Mr. Woozi.”

Pin-fucking-drop silence. You were pretty sure everyone even stopped breathing for a second. 

“Umm, and how exactly was this a good idea?” asked Mingyu from his end, the first one among us to react in any way. 

“Well, they don't have to actually date but rather fake date. We spin a story about how they met and fell in love. And while we don't confirm or deny anything officially, we can hint at certain things. And for the next comeback, Mr. Woozi can write a love song as the title track, referring to Ms. Y/N. They keep up this ruse for a few days, and then they'll ‘break up’. And the only way to confirm this? The theme of the comeback after that would be heartbreak. That or Mr. Woozi can drop a solo whatever he wants. With this, everyone would be immersed in this love story between a fan and an idol, especially those who belong in an industry where parasocial relationships are one of the main pillars. Given the rise in Mr. Woozi's popularity lately, it makes more sense to fabricate a scandal involving him. Plus, it's human nature to want something you can't have.”

“And what does Y/N get out of this? I’m pretty sure you’ve seen all the hate comments and speculations on Y/N life treding all over Twitter. And if she agrees to this, she will be thrown deeper into this hate circle, so she should at least get something in return. The group gets their comeback theme, Woozi gets the popularity, and so what will Y/N get? And I hope you know that Woozi would get just as much hate as Y/N, so what are your plans on handling that?” Iseul spoke up from beside you with the same fire in her eyes she had when she knew she had finally cornered her opposition in the courtroom. 

The table fell into a murmured discussion, contemplating the pros and cons of this. Ms. Lee looked as if she had expected this. “Well, we plan on signing a six-month contract with Ms. Y/N at first, after which, depending on the reaction to the initial part of the plan, we might add another six months. And as for what Y/N gets? We compensate her for all the defamation, libel, and slander she faces. The amount can be discussed when we finalize the contract and get a lawyer for Ms. Y/N. As for the hate Mr. Woozi might receive, well, there's not much we can do unless we know what kind of hate we will receive.”

“I am Y/N’s lawyer; you can tell me the specifics.” Iseul spoke up again, surprising a few in the room. 

“And I’m sorry to interrupt, but you should really work on protecting your artists more. That being said, you also need to protect Y/N. By all means. Get her security, a car, and everything,” Ash spoke up, surprising you, as this was the most serious she had ever been since we commenced this trip. 

“Fine, fine, we will provide Ms. Y/N with all the security she needs. Any other questions?” Ms. Lee said, exasperated.

You saw Hoshi giving Ash a small thumbs up, and she nodded in return. 

"Yes, actually,” you said for the first time ever since this proportion was revealed, “I’m guessing I would have to move here temporarily in case I was to agree.” You continued as Ms. Lee nodded, “Well, that could be an issue because I can’t leave lab work or my graduation will be delayed. And all my equipment, my supervisor, and everything else are back home. Moving midway is a very bad idea.”

Ms. Lee seemed to think over this for a moment. “Well, that does sound like a problem. We can set up a lab for you to work in here at one of the universities we have good relations with and get you a local supervisor. We can also talk to your supervisor back home and get them on board with the idea. We will have to work out the specifics of this. Anything else? I am assuming your friends will stay with you, so we can work out something for their jobs as well.”

“I can tell my firm to put all cases on hold and make Y/N my primary client.”

“Well, I’m part of a dance crew, but it’s about time I took a break. And I suppose you can hook me up with some groups around here as well.”

The three of you looked at Ms. Lee expectantly. She sighed and nodded. “Okay, I’ll see what I can do. And you, Ms. Ash?”

“Hmm, I don't know if I can take a break for that long from the clinic. I guess I could say I’m taking a sabbatical or something. But you are going to refer me if anyone asks for a vet,” Ash said, crossing her fingers and placing her chin on it, looking innocently at Ms. Lee. She groaned and said, “Fine, fine, fine. Are Ms. Y/N you in or not?”

You looked over at Woozi, who was quiet this whole time. He seemed to be contemplating what he wanted, and you had an epiphany that Ms. Lee never once asked him if he agreed to this. He simply had to do whatever the company asked him to do. Your choice would affect not just you but him as well. And when your eyes met his, you saw doubt and fear swirling in them, similar to yours this morning. You decided you had to talk to him about this first before you made any choice. “Can I get some time to think about this? Maybe a day,” you said, slightly nodding at Woozi, hoping he’d understand what you meant. 

“Very well then,” Ms. Lee clapped. “You can let Mr. Ahn know whatever your decision is, and we can get started on the paperwork right away. Thank you all for today.” 

“Not going to lie, but that was the most frustrated we have ever seen Ms. Lee,” Vernon said once she left the room. 

“And compromising. She doesn't even listen or negotiate with me,” Jeonghan pointed out, surprised. 

The members and your friends decided it was best to spend some time together before they had to go for their practice. Amidst the chaos of introductions and questions, you decided it was the best time to corner Woozi and ask him if he was okay with this. You saw him standing at the back of the room, texting someone, as you approached him. 

“We need to talk.”

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A/N: hope y'all liked this! this one took forever to finish and tbh I never planned on writing almost 2k words but oh well 😭 excited to hear your thoughts on this and reblogs are always appreciated! oh also! during y/n's inner monologue she keeps going back on forth between woozi and jihoon. that is so symbolise how she sometimes sees him as an idol and other times as this guy she likes. its super conflicting for her.